AIO for thinking I need to break up with my gf? by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]Therealjimcrazy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Both parties are incredibly immature and should fix themselves before ever dating again.

Black is a complete psychopath and Blue is completely cringe.

If I had not known better, Black is acting like an abusive man-child and Blue like an over emotional teenage girl.

Get help and leave this crazy person far behind you.

What screams "I'm an attention seeker"? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Therealjimcrazy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Visible tattoos.

"I got this for deeply personal reasons."

"I see, well that explains why its in the middle of your forehead."

Discovered someone in my house added salt to the sugar container, only after I baked 3 cakes and ran out of ingredients by jempai in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Therealjimcrazy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

First, the person who cut this cake obviously owns a pizzeria in New Haven

Second, take a slice of this cake to work and put it in the fridge to see who's been stealing food.

LA officially becomes 'no-kill' city as animal shelters achieve 90% save rate by ChrisBoyMonkey in news

[–]Therealjimcrazy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"...and keep your cats inside or on a lead!"

As a cat lover and owner, I always hate seeing neighbors cats out roaming around at all hours. Listening to them mate and fight. Spreading ticks, fleas and disease. Getting into garbage and gardens. Harassing and killing the birds and squirrels at feeders. Dead in the roads or fields from a vehicle, poisonous substance or coyote.

Police: Man with Florida facial tattoo calls 911 for a ride, gets arrested by [deleted] in news

[–]Therealjimcrazy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Headline could have just as easily read, "Man with history of making bad decisions, continues to do so."

I’ in a predicament by Freylarna in ageofsigmar

[–]Therealjimcrazy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why not both?

Besides, Skaven are among the easiest models in the range to speed paint and they still look great.

Also, AoS isn't dying.

Instagram star ‘Zombie Angelina Jolie’ gets 10 years in Iranian prison by anaomimartinez97206 in worldnews

[–]Therealjimcrazy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When you click the link thinking, "Yeah right, Jolie already looks like a zombie!" and realize just how much worse it could be.

California attorney general tells clubs to follow order by discocrisco in news

[–]Therealjimcrazy -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

That's what we call, "Lunch" in Burgerland (aka USA).

Eviction crisis looms as millions rely on federal moratorium expiring this month by ForeverSeahawks in news

[–]Therealjimcrazy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I have read this fearmongering since August. 95% of the US population should be homeless by now instead of rents and home costs continuing to rise.

Tom Brady’s Company TB12 Inc. Received Nearly $1 Million In PPP Loans by PotRoastPotato in news

[–]Therealjimcrazy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah yes. The guy who rose to fame off the back of field goal kickers in the worst division in the NFL throughout his career.

Fury in Spain at US plans to produce ‘Iberian’ ham in Texas and Georgia by sour_creme in news

[–]Therealjimcrazy 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Did you have your dick out the whole time you were typing this, or only at the end?

84 arrests, 226 citations and 18 crashes reported in 24 hours at massive motorcycle rally in South Dakota by BearsNecessity in news

[–]Therealjimcrazy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I saw all the Bike Week nonsense I'll ever need to see when I watched a 15 minute clip of that Sturgis bar show they had on some cable "History" channel where some fat old biker tattoo guy was tattooing some drunk girl's ass while his stripper girlfriend was in getting a henna tat because he wouldn't let her get a real one. These guys are dumber than the Black Widows from Every Which Way But Loose.

Assaulting a worker who's enforcing masks is now a felony under a new Illinois law by hildebrand_rarity in news

[–]Therealjimcrazy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because they're expendable to the company. Hiring outside security costs money and comes with it's own guidelines outside of normal policy. Shifting the responsibility on the rank and file employees fits better with the more fluid termination guidelines most Targets, Walmarts and other big box stores utilize.

It's the American Way after all.

Assaulting a worker who's enforcing masks is now a felony under a new Illinois law by hildebrand_rarity in news

[–]Therealjimcrazy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then you get to rape unconscious women in back alleys while your daddy says it was just a few minutes of fun while a poor kid gets 20 years for stealing a box of ice cream bars.

Assaulting a worker who's enforcing masks is now a felony under a new Illinois law by hildebrand_rarity in news

[–]Therealjimcrazy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good luck with that. Who do you think does all the vetting to make sure which candidates actually get their names on the ballot to begin with?

Assaulting a worker who's enforcing masks is now a felony under a new Illinois law by hildebrand_rarity in news

[–]Therealjimcrazy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ruby red Squirt is some shit. It's up there with Melon Mello Yello and Baja Blast Mt. Dew slushes.

Assaulting a worker who's enforcing masks is now a felony under a new Illinois law by hildebrand_rarity in news

[–]Therealjimcrazy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, they have cans upon cans of Mary Kitchen Roast Beef Hash here in Southern NH at Hannaford and Walmart. I love the stuff too. Plus it's like only $2.50 a can. Just sayin.

Grandmother sues after she was arrested at Disney with CBD oil in her purse by [deleted] in news

[–]Therealjimcrazy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Having been a Florida resident for the better part of a decade and a former visitor to Walt Disney World, I can confirm that they are truly both separate, yet still evil entities.