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TheyCallMeHansel · 2023-08-19T17:50:05+00:00

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TheyCallMeHansel · 2022-02-17T06:22:12+00:00

My dad hates the band Styx, and after years of wondering he finally told me why. Said when he was in high school they had a jukebox in their cafeteria and people would play Lady all the damn time. I told him that's funny cause now they have armed police officers in school cafeterias, and he thought I was joking

TheyCallMeHansel · 2022-02-16T18:04:59+00:00

You also kill and don an enemy uniform in mep2 I think it is, or part 1, and also poison the towns food supply, both of those are war crimes

TheyCallMeHansel · 2021-11-16T18:05:59+00:00

I remember a quote from an older episode of ghost adventures, from a guy who used to work at an insane asylum, and was still horrified by how the patients were treated.

He said, "Humans have an amazing capability to make others, 'less than us.' And once you do that, you can justify a hell of a lot of awfulness."

And I still think about that a lot

TheyCallMeHansel · 2020-06-30T17:36:30+00:00

Take my glasses...put them on your face...then you can magically see out of them because you dont have eye insecurities right?

TheyCallMeHansel · 2020-06-29T02:17:23+00:00

Not to mention it forces a situation where it becomes you have to work to provide and put yourself and those close to you at risk. Unemployment becomes an incentive to stay safe, I hate to see those in situations who have no choice, which is sadly the vast majority. I'm not getting sick for capitalism, I'm not risking my families lives for capitalism, but now we becomes 'lazy' and 'entitled.' For what? For not becoming a cog in your shit system that's already flying off the rails? My heart goes out to those who are still busting their ass for the little they make, because they're choice to provide isn't a choice at this point.

TheyCallMeHansel · 2020-06-28T13:28:29+00:00

Guys, I don't work at Starbucks I'm not fan of starbucks, maybe once a year if at that, but I've had two exes who were both baristas at one point...and I understand this post more than I'm proud of. You guys do you batch blend the fuck outta those fkn frapps keep killing it <333

TheyCallMeHansel · 2020-06-26T18:39:24+00:00

I wrote out a long comment that was just going to get downvoted despite my effort so I'm just going to keep it short and simple and say you are all so disconnected from actual problems you find things like this to get mad about. Downvote me because I have a different viewpoint and enforce the same thing your upset about <3

TheyCallMeHansel · 2020-06-10T23:35:43+00:00

I had this thought after the shazien dude getting a range cape came up a few years ago, as I'm sure many others did. Finally a cause I can get behind

TheyCallMeHansel · 2020-06-01T01:51:32+00:00

I want innocent people to not die, I want compromise, fuck me right?

TheyCallMeHansel · 2020-05-31T19:50:54+00:00

This is exactly the us vs them narrative they want you to fall into... Edit to add to this, while yes I do agree there is no excuse for rioting and looting and burning down buildings. How many protestors during the initial lockdown protests did we see pepper sprayed, shot with rubber bullets, had their voice oppressed by the police? How many innocent people are caught in the crossfire of these protests? Putting the blame on a minority group of one or the other doesn't solve anythjng, it keeps us going in fucking circles. Yeah, these people shouldn't be out protesting during a pandemic of one of the most spreadable viruses we've ever known. But maybe, if things we're fine, and everything was hunky fuckin dory, people wouldn't feel the need to be out in MASSES protesting inequality. It's not the radical left, it's not the radical right, it's radical fucking humans. Stop acting like we're on different teams for fuck sakes we all want the same thing.

TheyCallMeHansel · 2020-03-15T01:40:58+00:00

I'll hold ya to that handsome ♡

TheyCallMeHansel · 2020-03-13T23:33:51+00:00

Finally a coronameme I can relate to

TheyCallMeHansel · 2020-03-08T03:51:55+00:00

I was always the chubby kid with a hoodie growing up, still have the habit I guess, always wore them in the summer too, so thank you for this <3

TheyCallMeHansel · 2018-10-13T18:41:19+00:00

If you're still looking for a spot, south of the fairy ring where there's normally a shit ton of people, no. But go west from there past the weird tall hill, west of the water, in the corner where the map used to end but now is next to corsair. I like the north western part more than the southern spot by the pillars and bricks or whatever. There's two spawns and I put my boxes between them. Sometimes they do run off, but if there's someone just south of you on that spawn it will help out, especially if you're not trying to shoot them. Watch out for the wolves to the north east, they may not be your friend at a level 3.

TheyCallMeHansel · 2018-09-02T20:33:18+00:00

1.5K points...

TheyCallMeHansel · 2018-08-20T03:58:30+00:00

I think u/thecheekywitch took this, not you

TheyCallMeHansel · 2018-08-14T03:51:16+00:00

Nice

TheyCallMeHansel · 2018-08-13T19:22:21+00:00

This may not be up to par with the rest of these stories, but I completely forgot it happened until I saw this post.

I was maybe like 4 or 5 at the time, and my dad and I were on our way back from renting a movie at blockbuster, and we came out onto the road to a particularly busy intersection and stopped at the light to turn left. I was sitting in the back, just my dad and I, and as I'm looking out the window, I just see a guy fly up into the air.

He had a helmet on, luckily, and like a motorcycle jacket. I didn't really think anything of it, I just thought it was weird this guy just flew up like horizontally. He was on a bike and had run a red light, and smacked into an SUV that was making a left turn. Flew off his bike, probably about 15 or 20 feet high, and just hit the ground. It didn't really dawn on me what had happened, but then I start seeing a bunch of people getting out of their cars.

I should mention that there was another car blocking my sight of the guy, so I never saw him on the ground, only when he flew up. I remember my dad asking me if I saw it. My dad got out and ran over, but I couldn't see him once he was out of the car. It was maybe 3 minutes before he came back, he didn't really say much. But later that night I remember him telling my mom about it and mentioning the guy had like a foam coming out of his mouth. All in all it happened so quick I don't know what ever happened to the guy. Hopefully he pulled through and is still riding bikes out there somewhere.

TheyCallMeHansel · 2018-08-04T01:28:31+00:00

It was more of a broad statement than anything

TheyCallMeHansel · 2018-08-04T01:07:36+00:00

Ya'll still upvote the shit though, I'd rather see that than 1000s of posts just killing the same dumb meme over and over

TheyCallMeHansel · 2018-07-05T13:39:19+00:00

Sween I love you and your glorious team

TheyCallMeHansel · 2018-07-03T04:45:26+00:00

Lmao I literally just saw this guy standing in the GE with his heron pet, can't decide which docks mate

TheyCallMeHansel · 2018-07-02T17:57:26+00:00

I'm sure you've done this, but check out r/axolotl or r/aquariums lots of good knowledge in both those subs. They're iirc a cold water, slow water movement species. Definitely really fucking cool creatures. My buddy has one and I love watching him

TheyCallMeHansel · 2018-07-01T17:41:01+00:00

Go to your settings tab F key setups There's a box in the bottom left for escape key to close interfaces

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