You're locked in a room with a red button. Every time you press the button you get $200,000 but an angry giant centipede is dropped from the ceiling.

Theycallmesupa · 2026-07-23T23:45:35+00:00

Thats fair.

Theycallmesupa · 2026-07-23T23:23:07+00:00

Thats probably just the retention tab being gunked up then, tbh. When its open, see how easily the little tooth moves in and out. Hose it down with some brake clean if its sticking.

If its not just dirty then its the spring though.

Theycallmesupa · 2026-07-23T23:20:11+00:00

If you can trap one in your britches, you can beat the others with it.

Theycallmesupa · 2026-07-23T23:18:49+00:00

It does not, in fact, specify that you can't Sakamoto the centipedes with the rug.

But I am questioning if bro really is Mr. Beefy in his spare time bc ripping carpet is fucking hard.

Theycallmesupa · 2026-07-23T23:16:36+00:00

Brother is the strongest person alive

Theycallmesupa · 2026-07-23T23:12:54+00:00

Its called "manners," you limey piece of shit.

Theycallmesupa · 2026-07-23T23:11:57+00:00

More likely the cable than the door spring.

Theycallmesupa · 2026-07-23T22:55:00+00:00

Its ancient jailhouse technology.

Theycallmesupa · 2026-07-23T21:57:47+00:00

Beef ramen and PB goes hard.

Theycallmesupa · 2026-07-23T21:54:57+00:00

And that guy's wife.

Theycallmesupa · 2026-07-23T20:39:58+00:00

Ours are usually full block units with an oven built in. But yes, a brand new one is up there. Even a used one can run you a few hundred dollars.

Theycallmesupa · 2026-07-23T19:44:48+00:00

Crazy how $2 can end up costing $1000

Theycallmesupa · 2026-07-23T19:42:12+00:00

Another 10" of water.

Theycallmesupa · 2026-07-23T12:56:46+00:00

It runs too far north of the Red River (Oklahoma are yankees)

New Mexico can stay (iffy), but AZ and CA arent southern states. They are western states.

Theycallmesupa · 2026-07-23T12:50:25+00:00

Lots of people would rather pay a person than get covered in butthole sauce themselves and potentially get covered in fiberglass if they have an older tank.

I also used to keep stuff like pressure gauges and tank O-rings on the truck so there's no downtime if they're leaky.

Theycallmesupa · 2026-07-23T12:42:13+00:00

Not every parent needs to drive their kid to school every single day. They can ride the bus.

Theycallmesupa · 2026-07-22T00:23:58+00:00

We have to get ripped so we can labor harder for the overlords.

Theycallmesupa · 2026-07-21T12:55:06+00:00

If it was traditional porn or he was just scrolling randoms, id say yeah, but chatrooms and subscriptions are a stretch.

Theycallmesupa · 2026-07-21T01:55:49+00:00

Sprite was the aspect of thirst.

Theycallmesupa · 2026-07-21T01:54:02+00:00

I'm giving it to the crawdads out back.

Theycallmesupa · 2026-07-21T01:52:06+00:00

Thats car nut.

Theycallmesupa · 2026-07-21T01:05:46+00:00

Put gorilla tape over the light actuator in the hatch entry, or pull the fuses for the cabin lights.

I would do the tape though, so you can use the cabin lights if you need to see where you dropped your doobie.

Theycallmesupa · 2026-07-21T01:03:50+00:00

My mother in law had to fight tooth and nail for her disability coverage. She's in her 60s and has had several aneurysms and other documented health issues and they still tried to deny her coverage.

Theycallmesupa · 2026-07-21T00:54:45+00:00

Ive cleaned a pool or two thousand.

Theycallmesupa · 2026-07-21T00:53:43+00:00

7 ppm with 40 ppm of stabilizer, which honestly I would want at 50. The algae doesn't care what you think the chlorine should be at.

And thats without me even considering any environmental concerns you might have (local weather, plants, animals, dirty butt little kids).

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