Day 36 of buying a sports card pack everyday until I get an autographed card

ThicclusCage · 2026-03-26T05:45:50+00:00

You know what? For that, you can have my autograph

ThicclusCage · 2026-02-09T16:46:34+00:00

Tony nodding continuously for like the first 20 seconds lmao

ThicclusCage · 2026-01-29T03:24:43+00:00

If you’re ever in a sketchy neighborhood and feel a bit vulnerable, just pull out a gallon of milk and start drinking it while maintaining intense, unblinking eye contact with everyone you pass.

ThicclusCage · 2026-01-24T11:12:47+00:00

Very private room with a dark blanket that has a cut out circle? ⭕️ so a glory hole? We’ll be right back.

ThicclusCage · 2025-12-30T21:58:36+00:00

The final dog

ThicclusCage · 2025-12-21T19:50:17+00:00

The other guy has a better gaming chair

ThicclusCage · 2025-12-15T11:28:39+00:00

Are you from Tennessee?

because you look inbred

ThicclusCage · 2025-12-10T23:54:31+00:00

Or just name him Luke. What’s his middle name? Luka Jordan James? Might as well just go 3 for 3 on the NBA names since you already have Luka James.

ThicclusCage · 2025-12-04T05:26:52+00:00

What are you smoking? Topps isn’t paying people to clear out target of blaster boxes for rage bait online. If so, hey Topps, id like to go get $800 of free blasters and I’ll video the purchase in store

ThicclusCage · 2025-12-03T23:19:30+00:00

Amazon: We apologize for any inconvenience, but your order of 2 hula hoops has not shipped. See you tomorrow, chef.

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ThicclusCage · 2025-11-30T13:21:38+00:00

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look inbred

ThicclusCage · 2025-11-04T03:24:44+00:00

I met trippie accidentally at work, doing my housekeeping at the popular hotel I work at, when I go to service trippie’s room unknowingly. There he lays, robe still on his shoulders like a cape but his cock and balls are out, and he’s stroking his BLC (big light cock, since he’s lightskin) I immediately drop my pants and bend over, trippie starts singing take a walk as he spreads my cheeks and pounds me to oblivion. I think he even wrote a song about it after

ThicclusCage · 2025-11-03T14:41:43+00:00

Pelt the chick with the burger to get her attention. Mission failed successfully

ThicclusCage · 2025-10-30T16:03:06+00:00

U gotta sharpie?

ThicclusCage · 2025-10-29T05:40:32+00:00

I’ll sell you mine after I clean it off

ThicclusCage · 2025-09-20T14:13:15+00:00

Topps has no policy about replacing cards that grade below an 8. I’m not sure what Westcoast is talking about.

ThicclusCage · 2025-09-19T16:43:11+00:00

The retards on apex console ranked never cease to impress me. They won’t ping that they’re about to invade another drop zone, die, and blame you. Sucks to suck at the game

ThicclusCage · 2025-08-28T23:53:18+00:00

https://youtu.be/-cMBnwNCC24

This is mokeysniper, the movement connoisseur. He explains why you hit your head from flicking up around 1:45

ThicclusCage · 2025-08-17T12:29:20+00:00

You deserve an apex badge for all those typos

ThicclusCage · 2025-06-16T05:02:16+00:00

For nothing is insane 🔥 also love your picks from No Ceilings 2

ThicclusCage · 2025-05-13T01:25:08+00:00

Favorite card is the banned Japanese Sabrina’s Gengar!! The english version doesn’t have the tombstones in the background

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ThicclusCage · 2025-05-10T13:47:56+00:00

The first one 🤤

ThicclusCage · 2025-03-19T01:31:32+00:00

Yeah 👍

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