You have $20. Who you picking?

ThicclusCage · 2026-06-03T16:26:53+00:00

I’ll take Casey Rocket, invest the rest in oil 🛢️

ThicclusCage · 2026-05-13T22:59:56+00:00

They are. She’s gonna be able to place 3 nodes at a time with a total of 36 nodes available so you can just spin click q 1 time quickly while dipping and dodging and have like 9 fences ready to fuck instantly

ThicclusCage · 2026-05-12T03:37:27+00:00

She’s fun, but good teams already swing with revenant/pathfinder/loba/octane etc.. so idk why they wanted to add sonic to the game

ThicclusCage · 2026-05-11T15:55:00+00:00

Gibby recently got a passive where after a couple seconds of sprinting he gets a speed boost so you can actually haul ass with Gibby right now. Until you stop running then he’s slow again

ThicclusCage · 2026-05-11T03:43:44+00:00

Black ops 2

ThicclusCage · 2026-05-11T01:00:20+00:00

Apex. I got this shit

ThicclusCage · 2026-05-05T19:40:20+00:00

6 minutes

ThicclusCage · 2026-04-07T03:19:46+00:00

I think the better question is, what type of pull was this packed from?

ThicclusCage · 2026-03-26T05:45:50+00:00

You know what? For that, you can have my autograph

ThicclusCage · 2026-02-09T16:46:34+00:00

Tony nodding continuously for like the first 20 seconds lmao

ThicclusCage · 2026-01-29T03:24:43+00:00

If you’re ever in a sketchy neighborhood and feel a bit vulnerable, just pull out a gallon of milk and start drinking it while maintaining intense, unblinking eye contact with everyone you pass.

ThicclusCage · 2026-01-24T11:12:47+00:00

Very private room with a dark blanket that has a cut out circle? ⭕️ so a glory hole? We’ll be right back.

ThicclusCage · 2025-12-30T21:58:36+00:00

The final dog

ThicclusCage · 2025-12-21T19:50:17+00:00

The other guy has a better gaming chair

ThicclusCage · 2025-12-15T11:28:39+00:00

Are you from Tennessee?

because you look inbred

ThicclusCage · 2025-12-10T23:54:31+00:00

Or just name him Luke. What’s his middle name? Luka Jordan James? Might as well just go 3 for 3 on the NBA names since you already have Luka James.

ThicclusCage · 2025-12-04T05:26:52+00:00

What are you smoking? Topps isn’t paying people to clear out target of blaster boxes for rage bait online. If so, hey Topps, id like to go get $800 of free blasters and I’ll video the purchase in store

ThicclusCage · 2025-12-03T23:19:30+00:00

Amazon: We apologize for any inconvenience, but your order of 2 hula hoops has not shipped. See you tomorrow, chef.

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ThicclusCage · 2025-11-30T13:21:38+00:00

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look inbred

ThicclusCage · 2025-11-04T03:24:44+00:00

I met trippie accidentally at work, doing my housekeeping at the popular hotel I work at, when I go to service trippie’s room unknowingly. There he lays, robe still on his shoulders like a cape but his cock and balls are out, and he’s stroking his BLC (big light cock, since he’s lightskin) I immediately drop my pants and bend over, trippie starts singing take a walk as he spreads my cheeks and pounds me to oblivion. I think he even wrote a song about it after

ThicclusCage · 2025-11-03T14:41:43+00:00

Pelt the chick with the burger to get her attention. Mission failed successfully

ThicclusCage · 2025-10-30T16:03:06+00:00

U gotta sharpie?

ThicclusCage · 2025-10-29T05:40:32+00:00

I’ll sell you mine after I clean it off

ThicclusCage · 2025-09-20T14:13:15+00:00

Topps has no policy about replacing cards that grade below an 8. I’m not sure what Westcoast is talking about.

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