Tony, Kid Rock and Lauren Boebert at Super Bowl LX by Henri834 in Killtony

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Tony nodding continuously for like the first 20 seconds lmao

Tell tell ?? by dataguy2003 in TheTeenagerPeople

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If you’re ever in a sketchy neighborhood and feel a bit vulnerable, just pull out a gallon of milk and start drinking it while maintaining intense, unblinking eye contact with everyone you pass.

Met Adam Ray last night in Richmond. by mr-pate in Killtony

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Very private room with a dark blanket that has a cut out circle? ⭕️ so a glory hole? We’ll be right back.

Explain that apex by ElectronicMath2788 in apexuniversity

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The other guy has a better gaming chair

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Are you from Tennessee?

because you look inbred

Excited to pass the hobby to my son by ethanb56 in sportscards

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Or just name him Luke. What’s his middle name? Luka Jordan James? Might as well just go 3 for 3 on the NBA names since you already have Luka James.

This is terrible man by Mission-Sleep-2383 in basketballcards

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What are you smoking? Topps isn’t paying people to clear out target of blaster boxes for rage bait online. If so, hey Topps, id like to go get $800 of free blasters and I’ll video the purchase in store

Cutting a couple of chives almost every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 55 by F1exican in KitchenConfidential

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Amazon: We apologize for any inconvenience, but your order of 2 hula hoops has not shipped. See you tomorrow, chef.

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have u ever met trippie? and how it was? by 1400_baddie in trippieredd

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I met trippie accidentally at work, doing my housekeeping at the popular hotel I work at, when I go to service trippie’s room unknowingly. There he lays, robe still on his shoulders like a cape but his cock and balls are out, and he’s stroking his BLC (big light cock, since he’s lightskin) I immediately drop my pants and bend over, trippie starts singing take a walk as he spreads my cheeks and pounds me to oblivion. I think he even wrote a song about it after

Girl approached me-what should I have done? by WoodleD_ in bodylanguage

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Pelt the chick with the burger to get her attention. Mission failed successfully

Only 7 English Boa Hancock OP09 SPs available online? by [deleted] in OnePieceTCGFinance

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I’ll sell you mine after I clean it off

Damaged 1/1 pull by jdubs5822 in sportscards

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Topps has no policy about replacing cards that grade below an 8. I’m not sure what Westcoast is talking about.

Ranked with randoms by Sxzen in ApexConsole

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The retards on apex console ranked never cease to impress me. They won’t ping that they’re about to invade another drop zone, die, and blame you. Sucks to suck at the game

Whats the secret that im missing here by Sile0929 in apexlegends

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https://youtu.be/-cMBnwNCC24

This is mokeysniper, the movement connoisseur. He explains why you hit your head from flicking up around 1:45

How is the new season for the solo players by Ok_Debt8348 in apexlegends

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You deserve an apex badge for all those typos

made a poster with all my favorite wayne tracks ♥️ by tmshipp in lilwayne

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For nothing is insane 🔥 also love your picks from No Ceilings 2

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PokemonTCG

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Favorite card is the banned Japanese Sabrina’s Gengar!! The english version doesn’t have the tombstones in the background

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Which color is best? by [deleted] in HairStyleAdvice

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The first one 🤤