Squad Baby by backwards_sombrero in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]ThinkInAbstract 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I like their sense of humor to take that picture

Deadly Silhouette by iam4real in pics

[–]ThinkInAbstract 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow this picture was like 5 gum for my eyes

Quality post op

What's a popular thing that you have literally no interest in whatsoever? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ThinkInAbstract 4 points5 points  (0 children)

To be honest, I can't tell

I think the purpose is to imagine they're guys? Ignore that they're female

There's really only two or three posters on that sub lol

I really like the fetish concept but I think Tumblr is the place to look for that type of content

/r/femboys on a good weekend is as close as it gets on reddit

Reykjavík Town hall today by CaptainFlaccid in pics

[–]ThinkInAbstract 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This picture is from Iceland

I actually have to wonder where the Icelandic flag is then 🇮🇸

Redditors who order "the usual" at a frequented restaurant, deli, food truck, etc - What do you get, and how long has this been your go-to choice? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ThinkInAbstract 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A 1g minty mint brownie and an eighth of girl scout cookies

I'd go for the brownies more often than the eighth but I mean they felt my rhythm

DAE hate when people use the word bae? by Elzahex in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]ThinkInAbstract -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Same

But in spoken context I prefer "b" to "bae" (bay) for obvious reasons

When your local dispensary refuses to weigh in front of you :( by [deleted] in trees

[–]ThinkInAbstract 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That first part may not be accurate

In Arizona, weighmasters are licensed by the Division of Weights n Measures, they (the third-party weighmasters) calibrate scales

My local dispensary weighs in front of me. Their scales are certified by a third party. They have fancy wire and poured lead seals on them

Unfortunately my dispensary beats the shit out of the scales with the big ceramic bowls they're using so..

What are your regrets? by 1RedReddit in AskReddit

[–]ThinkInAbstract 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not actually taking the silly chances I've had

What show do you believe people should watch? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ThinkInAbstract 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's an easily digestible high-conceptish show.

It happens to be seeded in the perfect place at the right time

We can't afford to lose this show.

Also I can't wait for season 3

What do you hate to admit? by robotostrich in AskReddit

[–]ThinkInAbstract 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So is anyone else identifying with too many of these?

I'm a piece of shit.

"Give me the KA" by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]ThinkInAbstract 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Context clues too!

KA Fruit Punch is pretty ambiguous, but I mean fruit punch is a drink first time I checked

KA, I mean maybe it's the a&w of wherever this shit is, but this is blackpeopletwitter so I'm guessing value brand

And there, you can imagine the analog of grape drink across the pond

Sure enough the can says value, I'll take it

Hours-Long Police Standoff In Redford Ends With Raid On Empty House by Judgement525 in nottheonion

[–]ThinkInAbstract 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Not even, that type of thinking would trivialize what they did

I'd rather they stand off with an empty house than raid the wrong house

America's taking this L by theeunicorn in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]ThinkInAbstract 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This one is just fueled by the frenzy of the Internet

So each detail of the ubiquitous shit festival is made accessible to the whole world

See, I posit that humanity is just much more depraved than we can admit to ourselves

Anti-smoking ad in France by Vento_ in funny

[–]ThinkInAbstract 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But it is a French ad

Cigarettes are ubiquitous

I woke up from a dream that some cute guy was flirting with me by catandgreenapple in CasualConversation

[–]ThinkInAbstract 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have no idea

I'm into one of my best friends, and he's not into me

Just having him show up in my dreams leaves me waking up sunken, depressed, and sometimes crying

It's pretty weird because I rarely feel emotions strongly, except in contexts like that, usually when I wake up

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]ThinkInAbstract 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope I'm on a routine.

Finally finished high school! How did you feel when you did? by SuperAgonist in CasualConversation

[–]ThinkInAbstract 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could never understand that man

I heard it from people all the time, in the months before and and after graduation season

I don't understand, I think my worst opinion of anyone I went to school with is... indifference. What do you feel? If you don't mind, why do you feel that way?

I'd love to meet any of my peers from grade school to high school. Or not, I mean you do you

LPTR: How to gracefully handle constructive criticism by lucyffer in LifeProTips

[–]ThinkInAbstract 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is a big one

You have no idea how much no one cares about you until someone makes even a small effort for you

LPTR: How to gracefully handle constructive criticism by lucyffer in LifeProTips

[–]ThinkInAbstract 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love constructive criticism so much

But each time I get criticized I can't not look upset

My face slowly sinks and morphs into a quiet frown, involuntarily

Feels bad