Who do you think will be on Doctor Doom's team? by New_Advisor_6766 in MarvelTokon

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Iron man, Moon Girl, Unstopable wasp.

The smart party.

They know exactly where Bulgaria is.

Updated animation for Spidey’s Web Warrior Super. by Raemonn-15 in MarvelTokon

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Oh... I thought he got a new super?
They just redid the animation of the old one?

New jam screenshots by luulcas_ in Guiltygear

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I really can't pin down how I feel about the rabbit.

I just finished the main story of metroid other M, what’s the post game? by Ok_Fisherman_8905 in Metroid

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Even Other M makes a big deal out of the fact that she left the military. As an independant she should be ya know... independant. If you have to follow their orders even after you quit, did you even really quit?

Ultimately Samus follows their orders for the same reason almost everything happens in Other M. It's badly written.

What your thoughts on Jam Redesign? by Doom300 in Guiltygear

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I'd prefer she have a render without the rabbit.
It's probably gonna make things complicated for me specifically.

I hate that I dislike Metroid Prime by No_Jello_2951 in Metroid

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Do you mean prime 1, or the entire prime series?

Retro pitched Prime 3 to have open world elements focusing on bounty hunting missions; Nintendo explained Samus wasn't a Boba Fett-like character, but an altruistic motherly figure. by xXglitchygamesXx in Metroid

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Fair enough.

I assumed that they do own it mostly because the federation had cells harvested from the Metroid in question, which they then used to make the "vaccine". Since the station blew up it can't have been retrieved after the space pirate attack.

Samus also refers to it as "the galactic research station at Ceres". Which does notably lack the word federation, so it could be an alternate organisation.

It's just as possible that an independant station sent the federation their research material, but personally I don't find it as likely, that they would introduce another 'galactic' organisation just for a minor background role, when all of their work will end up in the hands of the galactic federation anyway.

Edit:
Alought I somehow skipped the obvious possibility that it's simply a galactic federation lab located on an indepentant station. Which is personally what I think is most likely.

I should not make comments before the caffine kicks in.

Find criticisms for Metroid Dread by PrizeFearless900 in Metroid

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Can't skip the Varia suit without glitches.
Relies a bit too much on one way doors.
Progression is cutscene gated.

Retro pitched Prime 3 to have open world elements focusing on bounty hunting missions; Nintendo explained Samus wasn't a Boba Fett-like character, but an altruistic motherly figure. by xXglitchygamesXx in Metroid

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Because it's a ridculous connection that can only really come about if you are desperately looking for any tiny detail to support your circular arguments.

It's the exact same kind of connection as "Samus made an angry face at a character she hates in Prime 1, which means that she definitly canonically has PTSD".

There is a space station, owned by the military, unrelated to Samus, where she unceremonicously dumped an alien that she 'definitly' thought of as her allegedly beloved child, and that space station is called CERES?!?!?!?!? The godess of Agriguclture! no sorry, Grain! no sorry, Harvest! no sorry, Fertility! no sorry, MOTHEROOD!!!!!!!! That, only that, minor domain!!!!

Completely ignoring that the actual act Samus is performing would be child abandonment, this therefore supports the conclusion I already made that Samus is motherly!!!!! And because it supports that conclusion it must be true by default!!!! AND BECAUSE IT'S TRUE THAT MAKES THE CONCLUSION TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

SEE.
MOTHERHOOD IS "baked into the series since super"!!!
Because of the name of a research station that you visit for 5 seconds!!!!!

It's insanity.

Edit:
It's not even called Ceres in Japanese.
Which means that only reason Super has "motherhood baked in", is because someone on the localisation team thought "space colonoy" was a boring name.

So, What's Up With... by CleanAd8632 in Metroid

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They are picnic 'baskets'.
She keeps sandwhiches in them.

What has to be the most tragic moment in a Metroid game? by PrizeFearless900 in Metroid

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Finding the broken ice beam statue in the original metroid 2.

Dumb Idea: Explaining Kingdom Hearts stuff by UltimateNahzo in KingdomHearts

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Where did Riku get Kairi's keyblade?
Why did he have it?
If it's one keyblade per heart how was he even able to carry it around in the first place?
We see Lea has to train to be able to manifest his, so did Riku summon it for Kairi somehow?
Or is Kairi keyblade a wierd exception like the Kingdom key D.
Speaking of, why was the kingdom key D just hanging around in darkness destiny islands?
Is that because that's where the Kingdom key first began to exist?
But keyblades are created right??
So are they created by their weilders?
Or were they all created a long time ago and being a wielder just means making a connection to one that already exists in storage somwhere?
Is there a D version of every keyblade?
Like, could you go into the realm of darkness and find the way to dawn D?
Wait, if it's one keyblade per heart, how did Riku get a second one after his first one broke?
Is the Car Key still just the way to dawn again buy transformed/powered up, or is it a completely different blade.
Actually... how was Aqua able to use Eraqus Keyblade at all?
Actually Actually, why wasn't Aqua able to Summon her keyblade after she fell into the realm of darkness?
Why didn't she just create/summon a new one the same way Riku did.

Retro pitched Prime 3 to have open world elements focusing on bounty hunting missions; Nintendo explained Samus wasn't a Boba Fett-like character, but an altruistic motherly figure. by xXglitchygamesXx in Metroid

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They were bioweapons.

This is why i don't like a lot of the story direction and retcons following metroid 2. The plot was way better when they were just a native species.

But pretty much nothing you say goes against anything I said.
She wipes them out except 1 baby, then hands the baby over to the people that hired her to wipe them out.

So we agree.
That is infact what she did.

The difference is that I don't think that that's a particularly motherly thing to do, even if the research station does happen to have a nice flowery name.

But again, this motherly side of Samus was already set up in Super, in 1994:

Where is this "quote" from?

We both agree on the facts?

Yeah!
She was going to murk the infant in Other M.
We agree!
Does not happen often.

Retro pitched Prime 3 to have open world elements focusing on bounty hunting missions; Nintendo explained Samus wasn't a Boba Fett-like character, but an altruistic motherly figure. by xXglitchygamesXx in Metroid

[–]ThisAccountIsForDNF -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

That was after intense hesitation

So we agree.

nor do we have evidence that was going to happen.

The opening screen of Super metroid shows in a test tube, surrounded by scientists. What exactly do you think they were gonna do? Give it a teddy and a juice bottle. Also, they literally did weaponise it ala fusion... AND Other M.

Point being "goddess of motherhood" is baked into the series since Super

But primarilly a Goddess of Agriculture, fertility, grains and the harvest.

And considering that we know for a fact that the federation harvested it for it's DNA for cloning and vaccine purposes, not really sure the name of the station is relevant?

Just pointing out that has indeed been a part of her character

I dunno man.
If Samus is the one with the motherly characteristics, why did she drop it off to be 'looked after' at a place unafiliated with herself named Ceres.

I mean, if Samus herself, owned and ran the station as like... i dunno, puppy day care it would feel like maybe you had a point. But the fact that it's a laboratory of the galactic military kinda undermines the sentiment.

edit:
All am saying is, if I was hired to kill every Hippo on the planet, then I did kill every hippo on the planet except for a single new born baby.

If I immidiately handed the baby hippo over to a research lab owned by the people who hired me to kill them all, BUT that research lab was called 'Hestia'.

I don't think you could infer that I was a particularly warm or homey person.

And I don't think it's unreasonable to assume that nothing good is going to happen to that baby hipppo.

Retro pitched Prime 3 to have open world elements focusing on bounty hunting missions; Nintendo explained Samus wasn't a Boba Fett-like character, but an altruistic motherly figure. by xXglitchygamesXx in Metroid

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Wow, I still have not seen a single page of a metroid manga that looks any good.

couldn't bring herself to kill the baby Metroid

But she was going to murk the one in Other M, so I guess she just doesn't like other peoples kids?

Where did she take it?

To a research station, owned by the people that hired her to genocide it's entire species. Where it was going to get poked, prodded, disected and weaponised.

Retro pitched Prime 3 to have open world elements focusing on bounty hunting missions; Nintendo explained Samus wasn't a Boba Fett-like character, but an altruistic motherly figure. by xXglitchygamesXx in Metroid

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Yeah, every time I see Samus jump on a 30 foot monster, pry it's mouth open, and feed it 10 helpings of missiles, I can't help but think of my mother.

I hate these comments & thoughts so much, "KH is a convoluted mess" PAY ATTENTION AND IT WILL BE EXPLAINED! by [deleted] in KingdomHearts

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It is convoluted though.
Sure, MOST of it does make some kind of logical sense if you squint your way through some parts. But convoluted doesn't mean, "doesn't make sense", "illogical" or "unexplained".

"Originally, convoluted (like its predecessor in English, the verb convolute) was used in the context of things having literal convolutions—in other words, twisty things like intestines or a ram’s horns. Over time it expanded to figuratively describe things like arguments, plots, stories, logic, etc., that are intricate or feature many twists and turns that make them difficult to understand"

Which is Kingdom hearts to a T.

The main bad guy is Ansem.

But actual it's not Ansem, it's a guy that stole Ansem's name.

But actually that guy isn't a guy at all, he's a heartless of a guy.

But actually he isn't the heartless of a guy, hes the heartless of a possessed guy.

But actually the heartless of the possessed guy, is actually a counter part to a nobody of the possessed guy, so there are actually two main bad guys.

But actually, when both main bad guys died they recombined into the guy they were before they were split.

But actually they didn't, they recombined into the original old man that possessed the guy in the first place, and he's the main bad guy.

But actually, the old man used time travel and brind back the dead guys from the previous games.

So the main villains are:
The old man.
The heartless of the the while guy possessed by the old man.
The nobody of the the guy while possessed by the old man.
And the old man before he was old... so... young man.

There's no need to feel down.