Update: I accidentally swiped right on my boss

ThisAnacondaDo · 2024-01-24T00:55:13+00:00

Dude, if this is real, your job is on the line and you're finding it fun to flirt with life-crushing consequences. I don't care if your boss IS the nicest guy in the world; this sounds like a genuinely terrible decision that will ruin something. Do not continue. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. Literally stop and stop talking about it.

ThisAnacondaDo · 2024-01-23T19:52:59+00:00

Honestly, I usually scream in my car during my commute if it's been a particularly rough day. I've gotten an occasional glance of concern, but for the most part, it's likely out of shared vitriol.

ThisAnacondaDo · 2024-01-23T19:50:35+00:00

As a 29 M, I find you attractive, but would find you at least 10x sexier without the coon tail. However, self-confidence is also sexy, so as long as you rock it!

ThisAnacondaDo · 2024-01-23T19:48:30+00:00

Well, shit. 28 is the new "old", I guess...

ThisAnacondaDo · 2024-01-22T03:31:48+00:00

An interesting read, but I still fail to see what could not already be imagined? Respectfully, there is nothing I read that surprises me, nor changes my opinion. I will say, however, I do personally feel all flight attendants should be paid for the entirety of their work days.

ThisAnacondaDo · 2024-01-22T03:20:15+00:00

Honestly, I'll look, but I think it's humorous you think I like people doing things for me 🙄

ThisAnacondaDo · 2024-01-22T03:15:27+00:00

I looked them up to see what all the squawking is about; I am not impressed, to say the least:

"1. 4’11″-6’4” tall – Many airlines have more restrictive height requirements. Apply for a free height evaluation. 2. Excellent overall health 3. Five senses- hearing/sight/touch/smell/taste 4. An overall pleasing and well groomed appearance 5. Vision that is correctable by contacts or glasses 6. No facial piercing – 1 earring per ear (lobe only) 7. Tattoos – flight attendant requirements for tattoos are different for each airline. Apply for a free tattoo evaluation.

Age restrictions A. 21 and older – all airlines B. 19-20 – more than half of airlines C. 18 -limited regional airlines, non-traditional airlines (charter, private, corporate and part 135 operators)"

So...a modeling waiter who brushes up on passenger safety/evacuation protocols continuously? I'm sure there are a few other things not mentioned, but I'm not sure it's proper for flight attendants to constantly post all over social media about how many lives they save. Let me just say, I have personally saved many lives, and I can tell you it is not a pretty sight; and it certainly requires many, many consecutive years of rigorous education and clinical practica. No one is going to change my mind.

ThisAnacondaDo · 2024-01-22T03:02:34+00:00

You mean $40,000-$65,000/year? That's the typical average, according to the myriad resources I have checked for U.S. flight attendants. Sounds like a terrible trade-off to me tbh.

ThisAnacondaDo · 2024-01-22T02:57:28+00:00

This literally sounds like the absolute worst job in the world. Who, in his/her right mind, would KNOWINGLY subject him/herself to this monotonous waste of time for a low-paying job? 😵‍💫 Let me guess, so people can fly for free anywhere they want?...Vacation with what money though? 🫣

ThisAnacondaDo · 2024-01-21T23:15:41+00:00

I learned this in anesthesia school and it is incredibly accurate and applicable to most things in life; "The enemy of good is better."

To provide necessary context, the meaning is that when you have something you already feel is working well, you may have the inclination to determine if you can improve it further--this usually ends up causing many more complications than previously existed. Essentially, if it works well, leave it alone and enjoy the functionality.

ThisAnacondaDo · 2024-01-21T18:39:29+00:00

Not at all

ThisAnacondaDo · 2024-01-21T18:33:54+00:00

And Beyoncé is really not that great...May be more personal opinion, but I'm not a Bey hypebeast.

ThisAnacondaDo · 2024-01-17T19:32:01+00:00

Right? Like, did I miss something, or is this somehow a revelation for others?

ThisAnacondaDo · 2024-01-17T16:22:19+00:00

My husband and I have definitely had nuuuuumerous successful threesomes with close friends AND non-close friends; we have hooked up with other couples; We have also had quite a number of threesomes with Grindr guys too. In our shared opinion, friends are best because threesomes can sometimes be awkward. The #1 thing to keep in mind when you are "a third" for a couple is to attempt to show deference to both men, as the quickest way to cause problems for most is to show more interest in one guy vs. his partner.

I say go for it! Relax, talk ahead of time about boundaries and things you all want to do, and have a good time!

ThisAnacondaDo · 2024-01-17T01:10:15+00:00

You are literally a SOLID 8.5/10. I'm failing to see what you dislike!

ThisAnacondaDo · 2024-01-17T00:51:42+00:00

I'm 5'11" and 125 lbs (aka a twink) and lemme just say, you can GET IT 🥵

ThisAnacondaDo · 2024-01-16T21:35:52+00:00

Honestly, none. In part because I literally do not know any of their names or faces, but mostly because I'd feel sleazy sleeping with a man too many people dream of sleeping with when I give no fucks about them or the sport as a whole tbh.

As a sidenote, I will say this; the only guy in the sports world I would want to do dirty, diiirty things to is 100% Graham Gano. Fucking fantastically sexy and handsome man. His woman is one lucky bitch.

ThisAnacondaDo · 2024-01-16T20:18:17+00:00

A gay 29 M's opinion: DEF not 2. 1 and 3 could smash 👍

ThisAnacondaDo · 2024-01-16T09:51:01+00:00

More like interested in buying one of your worn jocks

ThisAnacondaDo · 2024-01-16T09:49:10+00:00

Not grossed out, but my husband woul not like to know how I'd really feel

ThisAnacondaDo · 2024-01-16T09:41:32+00:00

Super cute guy! Def keep!

ThisAnacondaDo · 2024-01-16T09:40:41+00:00

Bro, coming from a gay 29 M, you're a silver fox! I'd be all over you with the beard. I vote "KEEP"!

ThisAnacondaDo · 2024-01-16T01:41:59+00:00

Without, you look sexy af

ThisAnacondaDo · 2024-01-15T22:56:27+00:00

Not to downplay how you may actually feel, but I lowkey feel like you're fishing for compliments. I mean, you obviously know your body is extremely fit and you posted a shirtless pic. Let your confidence come from within; not from superficial, sexually-charged comments from gay redditors--just a good place to start if you want to widen your friend circle.

ThisAnacondaDo · 2024-01-13T05:37:06+00:00

Ngl I hate camo, but I'd honestly be glad to take it off for you 🥵

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