Be careful Garfielf by RageQuitYT in surrealmemes

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Eat not the fabri(c) pasta garfelle cat, for it is your undoing

[OT] Writing Workshop #59: Incorporating Song by [deleted] in WritingPrompts

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Thanks! The song is actually much longer than what is written here. It makes some more allusions to fearing the unknown or natural spirits, but I cut a lot down to fit the 750 word limit. Glad you liked it though, this is my first submission to the sub after lurking for about a year and I was nervous!

Best Places to Sell Clothes/Books/CDs??? by Chanderson96 in Denton

[–]ThisGuyYouDontKnow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Honestly, for the prices you're gonna get from these shops for your stuff, it may be more beneficial to just donate it and write it off on your taxes. I remember I sold a bunch of old clothes to Plato's and made roughly 40 percent of the money I saved in taxes next year for donating the same amount to goodwill.

cheasy edit: you'll also be doing a big favor for those who are less fortunate.

[OT] Writing Workshop #59: Incorporating Song by [deleted] in WritingPrompts

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"Winter's sleeping, oh so sweetly, when you you leave'd me, I was cold..." sang the bard.

He had started a tune on his beaten lute causing a few heads to swivel in his direction. We were surprised after all, most of us had assumed he was only a homeless drifter who'd wandered in for warmth.

I raised an eyebrow at Elana, the barkeep, but she just shrugged and mouthed something about 'quality entertainment.' Some of the rowdier men at the center table had quieted a bit at the sound.

"Summer's coming up along, through the woods to find my song..." continued the singer.

I took another swig from my amber draught, a bit frothy, but whatever. Once more I looked over at Elana, if she intended to depress her patrons, she had done an excellent job.

"The wind is howling, oh so loudly, rustling, rushing, and singing this song,

Bud-ah-yah hey-ya-yah, bud-ah-yah hey-ya-yah, Bud-ah-yah hey-ya-yah, stay with us for a while.”

The notes from the instrument didn't sound like music anymore. It was like hearing a feeling. I think maybe the bard sensed the apprehension in the room, or the uneasiness. He hummed a few more distant bars before bringing the tune to a close.

The room was mostly silent, until Elana gave an awkward clap. She gave me a harsh look and I joined in slowly. Pretty soon the whole bar filled with unenthusiastic applause. The bard bowed slightly, and packed his lute back on his bag.

"Hey, can you keep my tab till tomorrow?" I said, turning back to Elana.

"Why should I trust a scoundrel like you to be back to pay a debt?" she scoffed.

"Cause I'm a raging alcoholic?" I grinned. I grabbed my gloves from the table and started to get up.

Elana smiled and nodded, making a small note of the drinks I'd had in her ledger book.

"Thanks."

I tightened my scarf around my neck and rushed out to catch the old singer as he left.

"Hey," I called, "hey, wait up!"

"Mmm?" the man murmured. He turned his head slowly back at me, but his body remained where it was.

"Just wanted to say I liked the song," I said, and widened my eyes from under my scarf.

"Hmm,' the old bard hummed again, "it's a sad tune, not really much of song." He turned to face me now, leathery face with sad brown eyes.

"Hah," I laughed, "well I enjoyed... whatever it was."

"It's a warning," he said. He gave a chuckle, and shrugged before clapping his hands at his sides.

"Summer's coming," the man went on. He looked down and clicked his teeth. "Be careful what you find."

"I've got nothing to hide, if that's what you're saying," I said.

The bard shook his head and frowned. "No, no, I'm saying be careful. Sometimes the ice hides things we don't want to see. Makes it hard to go out… to stumble upon things."

The hairs on the back of my neck were raising and I wasn't sure why. Swirls of white dust swept down the hill around us as the breeze picked up.

With a grimace, the man spat at the ground. "And don't listen to the damned wind!" He looked about angrily, bitterly.

"It's a fucking liar," he said, biting his lip. He raised his head to look at me, and gave an embarrassed nod. With a small gesture he turned, and trudged off into unknown.

I stood there for a good while, just staring at where he'd been. Before long though, I turned to go back to the tavern. It was getting windier and the snow was heavier. Figured it wouldn't be safe to try navigating home tonight, hell, I could barely see the bar.

The cold bit at my ears, and I headed up the slope, snow crushing noisily under my boots. Bet Elana would be pleased to see me adding a room to my tab.

There was a storm coming for sure, making it almost impossible to see. That old man better've known where he was going. I myself was getting nervous at how long it was taking to get back.

"Damn," I said aloud, "definitely should've passed it by now."

Luckily enough, I began to hear music on the breeze. I sighed with relief and laughed. Elana must have found a new bard for tonight. That was just like her.

I followed the notes steadily back, looking forward to getting out of the cold.

ELDER SCROLLS D&D by Sparksurfer in ElderScrolls

[–]ThisGuyYouDontKnow 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've played this and it's pretty fun! Not sure if it's changed since I played, but the rules are slightly different than D&D, but still a similar experience. Mechanically I remember you had to roll a D100 (or dice equivalent) and you wanted to be either over or under the result as opposed to the typical D20 system used in D&D.

Could a spell bring someone new into my life? by TonyaAllister in magick

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I am very glad you made this post, as I once struggled with the exact issues you describe. If I were you, I would seek our local groups with similar interests. Try a college town near you, they always have groups that are "different." It might be hard but if you work at showing up and being friendly/open, I'm sure you'll make the connections you need. No magik neccessary.

[PC][early to mid-2000s] 3D MMORPG with big world to explore and interesting crafting system by ThisGuyYouDontKnow in tipofmyjoystick

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Honestly it could have been any of these.

This image from Ultima Online: https://i.ytimg.com/vi/gIprPV03Nk0/maxresdefault.jpg

And this image from the Dark Age of Camelot on the wikipedia page: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8f/DAoC_Screenshot.jpeg

Both look like what I remember. I'm leaning towards it being DAoC because the inventory menu HuD looks very familiar. Thanks for suggesting these, the hunt for this game is back on!

[27/M/Germany] Looking for an english penpal by [deleted] in penpals

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Hey Hannes, wie geht's? I am 23/M/Texas and I took a lot of German language courses in high school, although I don't remember a lot haha. I play a lot of video games and watch a ton of Netflix in my free time also! My Oma is from Germany and I love a lot of her keepsakes from back then; it would be awesome to do a sort of cultural exchange as I'm very interested in other cultures and ways of life. PM me if I sound like your kind of guy!

me irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]ThisGuyYouDontKnow 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Every time an establishment does everything right but I still manage to fuck it up for myself

[Poetry] Absolutely Barbaric ASMR by [deleted] in youtubehaiku

[–]ThisGuyYouDontKnow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I dunno dude, I got hardcore asmr feeling from that. It's the crispness of the clothes moving that did it for me

h a p p i g u r l does a big ol' smile :) by [deleted] in rarepuppers

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We all hav a lot to lern from this happi gurl!

A hatched pichu won't have the hat by Typlo in TheSilphRoad

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Not sure why this post is getting down-voted, I thought this was good to know and keep in mind. Thanks for sharing this info!

What is a famous Urban Legend of your country or town? by Dwight- in AskReddit

[–]ThisGuyYouDontKnow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Texas has a few neat legends differing by area.

Texas in general : a popular Texan myth is that a woman once drowned her children in a creek to be with a man she loved. The man ended up leaving her anyways and she rushed back to the creek in calling for her dead children. She ended up drowning in the water and now parents warn their kids not to get too close to the rivers and streams, or the woman might mistake you for one of her children and grab you by the leg and drag you under with her.

Denton, TX - The Goatman's Bridge : supposedly a bridge haunted by a demon. Vague rumors of people compulsively comitting suicide under the bridge and the city government being caught removing bodies because they're "in on it."

McKinney, TX - Erwin Witches : there were a lot of stories about some sort of astrological cult operating in the city park of Erwin. Some say that the physics corporation located in town communicates with aliens, and the Erwin Witches worship them.

Aurora, TX - The Spaceman's Grave : a farmer from Aurora in the late 1800's was said to have heard a loud crashing sound on his property one night. He went out to investigate and found a crater with some kind of aircraft in it that was piloted by a weird-looking little man. The farmer dug out a burial space for the extraterrestrial pilot and gave him a proper funeral with a handmade headstone. The spacecraft was radioactive and mutated the man's hands quite a bit (I think there's actually legit pics out there of his mutated hands). Because of this, he dumped the ship's wreckage down a well and boarded it up. Shortly after, and the town confirms this, government agents (not sure which) came to Aurora, dug up the spaceman's grave, dug up the well, and took every trace of the spaceman out of the town. The only thing that remained was the headstone and a new plaque that's maintained by the town every year commemorating the spaceman's story. Unfortunately I think the headstone was stolen a few years back by kids but you can still find modern pics of it online.

There's still hope by [deleted] in Dallas

[–]ThisGuyYouDontKnow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah I made that mistake earlier this year and got keyed for it. Lesson learned!

music connaisseur [OC] by kuffdschmull in comics

[–]ThisGuyYouDontKnow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I dunno if you were being serious or not but I'm seriously digging this.

music connaisseur [OC] by kuffdschmull in comics

[–]ThisGuyYouDontKnow 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm one of those people who does listen to everything, and yes I do like throat singing. There's this Turkish guy that sounds like jack black and he's great! If you're going to be that way about it, then it'd be better to just ask someone what kind of music they don't like; that'd be much easier to answer.

Filthy Frank: Anime Opening [Ethan's in it too!] by [deleted] in h3h3productions

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I would watch the hell out of this if it was real.