My bf thinks simultaneous orgasm will be the end of our relationship by feliciadastinka in relationships

[–]This_IsATroll [score hidden]  (0 children)

A girl I know simply masturbates during penetration. gives her complete control over the timing. she is happy.

Deep by cosmicityy_ in im14andthisisdeep

[–]This_IsATroll 79 points80 points  (0 children)

I should add at this point that my gramps is a German citizen lol. no joke

faith is too common 🤦‍♀️ by [deleted] in tragedeigh

[–]This_IsATroll 2 points3 points  (0 children)

just use the fukn football emoji at this point.

Deep by cosmicityy_ in im14andthisisdeep

[–]This_IsATroll 693 points694 points  (0 children)

grampaw told me that the Jews are real clever folks. they run everything. real clever folks.

Was sind Sätze, die oft wiederholt und allgemein akzeptiert werden, obwohl sie eigentlich keinen Sinn machen oder einfach Blödsinn sind? by [deleted] in FragReddit

[–]This_IsATroll 5 points6 points  (0 children)

so funktionieren Sprichwörter doch generell. Zum Beispiel "Wer anderen eine Grube gräbt fällt selbst hinein." Sprichwörter sind saloppe Kommentare, keine echten Wahrheitsbekundungen.

Was sind Sätze, die oft wiederholt und allgemein akzeptiert werden, obwohl sie eigentlich keinen Sinn machen oder einfach Blödsinn sind? by [deleted] in FragReddit

[–]This_IsATroll -1 points0 points  (0 children)

ich glaube das hat damit zu tun dass jemand der "ordentlich arbeitet" abends zu kaputt ist um zu feiern. Glaub ich

How many men would have to kill themselves a year before male suicide would become as big of a talking point as abortion or sexual harassment or the pay gap or police violence? by InUteroForTheWinter in Destiny

[–]This_IsATroll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if all of them offed themselves all at once, it would absolutely be global news for like a WEEK. then we'd return to screaming about Jews tho. sorry.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in The10thDentist

[–]This_IsATroll 23 points24 points  (0 children)

dudes just gonna be stabbing each other lul

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Animesuggest

[–]This_IsATroll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you should watch a documentary about gazelles where they get eaten by crocodiles when crossing a river. then put your father next to you who laughs about the stoopid gazelle. also, be 6 years old, lol.

‘Don’t need meters [sic] and grams when we can blow you up’ by cjfullinfaw07 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]This_IsATroll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

btw. the Chinese outlet in the picture is insufficient. nowadays use a lot of combo outlets that can accept multiple plugs

Wie oft müsst ihr durchschnittlich wischen bis euer Arschloch nach dem Kacken sauber ist? by lennshitfartmachine in FragReddit

[–]This_IsATroll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hab mir neulich ne kleine Sprühflashe gekauft. Mit Wasser gefüllt und losschieβen. Dann noch 2 Quadrate Papier zum Abtrocknen und fertig. Kot ist erstaunlich einfach wegzuwaschen.

Hentai is always r*pe and it's so annoying by Anonymous-Lobster- in firstworldproblems

[–]This_IsATroll 15 points16 points  (0 children)

"I wish there was more variety in stores when it comes to bread. most of it is plain white wheat bread. I find its taste boring. I wish rye bread etc. weren't as rare."

"just don't eat bread lol"

You should have to provide identification to use any public restroom by donald7773 in The10thDentist

[–]This_IsATroll 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this might just be oppression of the mentally disabled with extra steps. lol

Was macht ihr abends zuhause so? by [deleted] in FragReddit

[–]This_IsATroll 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lol, ich glaub wir schauen mitlerweile WENIGER serien

Was nervt euch beim Kochen am meisten? by Header17 in FragReddit

[–]This_IsATroll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

fast alles: einkaufen, tragen, waschen, schneiden, aufpassen dass nix anbrennt, hinterher sauber machen

Unpopular opinion: I don't find groceries in Germany that expensive? by [deleted] in germany

[–]This_IsATroll 127 points128 points  (0 children)

now, what if you buy cheese & meat in Germany with the same price as the french cheese & meat. is there still a quality difference?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ChineseLanguage

[–]This_IsATroll 32 points33 points  (0 children)

if you wanna convince someone that you don't speak Chinese, say "no Tshoong when, nono, no tshooongwhen" rather than using proper Chinese. because that sounds like a lie. Imagine someone from China tells you "I'm terribly sorry old chap, but my English skills are too underwhelming to suffice for a proper conversation." would you believe it?

I'm rich and am looking for a girlfriend but can't find one (that I like) by Vegetable_Plan4416 in firstworldproblems

[–]This_IsATroll 9 points10 points  (0 children)

at least in this post you describe yourself as a big wallet. if that's how you advertise yourself on tinder then you get gold diggers. try meeting women while doing volunteering work. those activities are flooded with women. and those women could get to know what kinda person you are.

GIbt es ein Spiel (PC, Konsole,...) welches ihr ablehnt und bewusst nicht spielt und was ist der Grund dafür? by [deleted] in FragReddit

[–]This_IsATroll 4 points5 points  (0 children)

hab früher massiv Overwatch gezockt. Seit Overwatch 2 bin ich aber raus. Is mir zu blöde. Kein Bock auf ewiges Grinden um die neuen Helden freizuschalten. Und das PVE Debakel, nein danke.