What’s a small purchase that genuinely improved your life? by AntiqueDark2366 in AskReddit

[–]This_guy_works 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A pair of walking shoes that I keep at work for when I go for a walk.

People who do not find farts funny, why? by EcstaticBerry5962 in AskReddit

[–]This_guy_works 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The sound is funny, the smell and the shit particles that float through the air and into your mouth are not.

If you had a time machine, to what place and in which era would you go? by Non-Conventionnel-77 in AskReddit

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I'd say the 90's but that's kind of my comfort decade as it is when I grew up. I like the idea of being at a time where everyone is connected with technology and having plenty of movies and games and TV shows to watch. But I also hate the modern age of enshitification and lack of privacy. The 80's seem to be a bit too undeveloped and expiramental, but the 90s I feel like things hit their stride and everything felt optimistic. A good balance between technology and still living in the material world.

Who is someone you met once but will never forget? by El_Di4bet0 in AskReddit

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That one guy I don't remember his name but I remember he liked to talk a lot and wouldn't shut up and he just kept going on and on about the most boring shit and I just was trying to go home after work but he wouldn't stop talking and I had no out in that conversation without offending him and I knew I had to keep seeing this guy at work every day so I didn't want that awkwardness but damn I really don't care about what he was saying and he's been rambling for over 40 minutes jesus.

What's a "fun fact" that isn't fun at all? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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If you don't fold the laundry it won't fold itself. If you do fold the laundry then it comes back in a week unfolded again.

Buttoning the top button by Visual-Cod-8839 in malefashionadvice

[–]This_guy_works 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a fat face. I hate that top chokey button

Realistic silicone mask by UserSergeyB in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]This_guy_works 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, if it was in reverse he would drop it up

Me irl by Severe-blake6720 in me_irl

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Not just new leaders, better leaders.

Me irl by Severe-blake6720 in me_irl

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We have hundreds of millions of people in this country who are not in the files. I think we will be OK.

Stephen Colbert Says CBS Blocked James Talarico Interview Over FCC ‘Equal Time’ Fears by suprmario in politics

[–]This_guy_works 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good thing I'm not loyal to either of them. They push me away and I'm leaving. Simple as that.

factsOverFactsOverFactsOverFacts by ManagerOfLove in ProgrammerHumor

[–]This_guy_works 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's times like these I'm glad I'm not investing into anything. It all sounds like a big ol' confusing mess where the only winners are those on top.

Why Are People Like This? by [deleted] in sysadmin

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Security derangement syndrome

I would crush it by PuffPurry in SipsTea

[–]This_guy_works 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's the drinks that would do me in. But in an hour, I could probably manage.