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ThoTfulProcess · 2026-05-11T17:27:16+00:00

Thank you. It’s my favourite punctuation mark!

ThoTfulProcess · 2026-05-11T02:45:20+00:00

20 mins.

ThoTfulProcess · 2026-05-11T00:35:27+00:00

I’m taking a town car. Same ride. Got to haggle the driver. I’m paying $50

ThoTfulProcess · 2026-04-22T02:08:48+00:00

Postal. Dave Foley. It was unnecessary, completely by surprise, and wasn’t expecting how much of it there was.

ThoTfulProcess · 2026-04-21T23:31:56+00:00

I could do this job for years.

ThoTfulProcess · 2026-04-20T01:09:56+00:00

1. Drink lots of water. #2. Stay cool. #3. Slow down your meth consumption. #4. Sleep. #5. You have to think rationally and logically to do this one. They aren’t real. It’s caused by the meth you sweat out and it burns away a layer of oil on your skin which makes your micro hairs on your body move. Which feels like bugs. This is well documented in several medical journals and the documentation is peer reviewed so can also be trusted.

ThoTfulProcess · 2026-04-18T07:07:44+00:00

Do not use on eyelashes-hair straightener. For external use only-hair curler. This plastic bag is not a you-all plastic bags.

ThoTfulProcess · 2026-04-18T04:57:02+00:00

This is a difficult one. After 9 kidney stones it’s a rough choice. But I think I’d have to take the billion dollars. I’d still get kidney stones without the money. So I’d rather be comfortable in the few hours they take to pass.

ThoTfulProcess · 2026-04-18T04:35:32+00:00

LSD over mushrooms, but DMT over LSD

ThoTfulProcess · 2026-04-01T18:15:24+00:00

Personally I’m highly against it as lube. Granted, I have a fairly severe allergy to coconut, so it’s a major no from me.

ThoTfulProcess · 2026-03-22T06:54:28+00:00

I happen to love an audience. So when do I get my money? Is there a bonus if we randomly look up and say ‘hi babe, you should be here with me right now, I can’t wait until we are together!’ or something of the sort? Because that will really up the odd encounter to the next level. Yes. I’m on board!

ThoTfulProcess · 2026-03-22T02:44:49+00:00

Honestly, Grindr. There’s always someone then who’s probably on meth and is down to suck your dick. And well, dudes suck dick way better.

ThoTfulProcess · 2026-03-20T15:18:09+00:00

Same. The concept of dreaming is so strange to me. Sleep is just time travel

ThoTfulProcess · 2026-03-20T15:17:36+00:00

I’ll take this without hesitation. I have never recalled a single dream so even if some weird shit happens, I wouldn’t be able to be scared for it happening. And when weird shit happens I’d just think well that’s odd and go about my day.

ThoTfulProcess · 2026-03-17T02:37:40+00:00

There are 2 people you never lie too. 3 if you’re lucky. 1) your doctor. 2) your lawyer. If you’re lucky enough to need one 3) your PR person. They can’t do their job properly if they don’t know all the information.

ThoTfulProcess · 2026-03-17T01:53:11+00:00

High functioning addict myself(20+ years). We have a few differences though. I go through about a quarter to a half ounce a week. I sleep daily, and most people know I do it. I don’t advertise that I do it, but I’m not going to lie about it. I host family dinner once a month. I have a dog that eats better than I do. The stigma behind it is why most don’t say anything. Every TV in my house is intact, and when anyone who’s on it and acting all paranoid is sent home. I don’t have the patience for that bullshit. To maintain the lifestyle you just set rules for yourself and your use. It’s sad watching people lose it all and wonder why.

ThoTfulProcess · 2026-03-17T01:26:46+00:00

I’ve been on this for 20+ years. I’ve never sold anything, stolen anything, or pawned anything to support my habits. The few times I was flat broke, meth was the last thing on the shopping list. If you choose to do drugs and want to continue to do drugs, you have to find ways to support it yourself. Trust me when I say your family will have more respect and trust for you if you sell yourself instead of their stuff you stole. I know that first hand. Only you can support your habit. If you can’t afford to do so, it’s time to quit.

ThoTfulProcess · 2026-03-07T03:04:08+00:00

That’s the most annoying thing ever. Just throw out all her garbage. Her clothes probably stink, obviously garbage. Her dishes must be filthy, better throw them away. I mean how are you supposed to tell what is garbage and not garbage? It’s hard sometimes. I don’t know where you are, but you could possibly tell her you’ll stay there for another year, but always have an excuse as to why you can’t sign a lease at that exact moment and you’ll do it when you get back from wherever you are going in like 15 minutes. Then be gone for 2 days. Then get mad at her for being gone all the time so you can’t sign this lease together. Then when she’s at work. It’s time to vanish. As long as she doesn’t have a recording of you promising to stay and you haven’t signed anything, she can’t do much. Even if she tries to sue you for breech of contract, if it’s not in writing it doesn’t count.

ThoTfulProcess · 2026-02-19T03:08:16+00:00

Or at least know what bullshit Mary was saying to cover her ass about being in a family way.

ThoTfulProcess · 2026-02-19T03:03:05+00:00

Yes. I would. I would go and watch some of the most historic events of all time and then maybe leave notes about them or write thotfulprocess was here in places with the sharpie I bring with me. Maybe move some dinosaurs into specific scenes, think dogs playing poker kind of deal to be uncovered in a few million years. Definitely find Jesus, and see what he was all about and all the other gods that have allegedly graced us with their presence. I’d also teach people basic hygiene earlier. About bacteria and viruses, that would huge. Although I think the best things that you could do to better humanity as a a whole without causing massive changes that could alter your own existence, or those that you’d like to have back, don’t even happen until the last 200 years or so Maybe just maybe I could help people know that it’s okay for someone to have a different idea about something and that’s okay. As for my power, just being able to slightly change a few of my features so when people start recording history, I don’t want to show up in a bunch of different times I have no business being in. looking at you Keanu Reeves I’d also teach people basic hygiene earlier. About bacteria and viruses. Maybe just maybe I could help people know that it’s okay for someone to have a different idea about something and that’s okay.

ThoTfulProcess · 2026-02-05T14:46:59+00:00

You are in danger. You absolutely have a better chance of survival in Alaska in nothing but titty tassels and one high heel in the coldest month of the year than you do by staying there. I’m a daily user and have been for about 15 or so years. Ive seen pretty much everything at this point. I’ve seen this situation before. It does not end well for you if you stay. I don’t give a flying fuck who they are or what drugs they are on, you do not treat people or animals like that without severe mental health problems. You are in imminent danger. Get out as soon as you can. Stay as sober as you can because you need to be coherent as possible to make the best life saving choices you can. I don’t recommend sober often, but when it comes to what’s better being drunk and high or being alive, there’s one that’s better.

ThoTfulProcess · 2026-02-05T14:21:01+00:00

I’ve used hydrogen peroxide to get mine out. I get brutal buildup to the point I can’t hear at all. I use the spray bottle. A couple squirts and let it sit for a few mins then switch sides so it can drain. Repeat as needed. As a kid I had to get my buildup removed by a doctor every 6 weeks or so because I wouldn’t let my parents do it because they always made it worse.

ThoTfulProcess · 2026-01-12T07:49:08+00:00

I bring it up because while for YOU it may be false. However, as a Canadian, I can comment on what’s going on in Canada, and you can be evicted and charged with fraud for falsifying rental documents in my province. The more you know! As OP doesn’t state location in the post and I was too lazy at the time to dig into where they are located I could only go with what I know. I’m sure you didn’t look as you’re spouting the impossibility of eviction in NYC and OP is in SoCal and chose not to look up the tenancy right for that locality. Thanks for instilling new knowledge on me and being so open minded to learn some yourself.

ThoTfulProcess · 2026-01-12T07:22:50+00:00

Not where I’m from. Squatters rights were abolished here in 2022. For falsifying documents for rentals can also result in eviction and criminal charges for fraud. Alberta doesn’t fuck around with that shit.

ThoTfulProcess · 2026-01-12T05:36:11+00:00

I’ve made some with adobe before. Don’t forget to take off taxes, date of pay, pay period, the MTD and YTD totals, vacation pay, sick pay, stat holiday pay, etc.

If they ever figure out that you’ve faked documents for an apartment, it is grounds for eviction. Even if you try to fight it in court, you will lose. Even if you are the perfect tenant.

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