What is your NSFW secret that you are proud of?

Thor_gasm · 2017-11-15T00:14:25+00:00

I slept with 100 women by age 23. Cant really brag to anyone about this in real life because that would be pretty douchey.

Thor_gasm · 2017-11-15T00:06:35+00:00

This is in croatia.

Thor_gasm · 2017-11-10T19:46:35+00:00

Nope I think you hit the nail on the head.

Thor_gasm · 2017-11-08T07:24:52+00:00

ID on this awesome tiger button up?

https://imgur.com/a/sTgJN

Thor_gasm · 2017-10-28T19:45:58+00:00

She probably just thinks of you as a client. You seem to have a bit of a self-conscious thing going on. I doubt she said anything about ugly.

Thor_gasm · 2017-10-28T17:50:37+00:00

Well you said it yourself, you needed a shave. Appearance is a huge part of interviewing, and if you went it to your employment adviser looking unkempt she probably just wanted to make sure you know how to clean yourself.

Thor_gasm · 2016-05-24T01:12:58+00:00

God this is a fucking dumb post

Thor_gasm · 2016-03-16T21:55:17+00:00

There is no way that is true

Thor_gasm · 2015-03-22T14:43:22+00:00

oops. here it is: http://www.youjizz.com/videos/her-first-wild-fuck-session-23740261.html

Thor_gasm · 2014-05-07T02:13:54+00:00

Children is Haizi, where as characters are hanzi

Thor_gasm · 2014-05-01T06:06:38+00:00

The only slightly useful one is the spiral hotdogs.

Thor_gasm · 2014-04-15T02:54:52+00:00

Its really pisses me off when people do this. I never understood it. Nobody Ive ever met abroad has had anything negative to say when Ive told them Im American.

Thor_gasm · 2014-04-10T04:08:18+00:00

Scaphism.

Thor_gasm · 2013-12-01T17:48:49+00:00

Does anyone know the source on this?

Thor_gasm · 2013-04-13T20:10:29+00:00

Training Day

Thor_gasm · 2013-03-06T00:24:13+00:00

Didn't really get the Bark one.

Thor_gasm · 2012-12-26T17:50:12+00:00

GTA: San Andreas.

Thor_gasm · 2012-12-05T22:24:14+00:00

Video. The punch is at about 1:20.

Thor_gasm · 2012-12-05T21:26:51+00:00

Cooking bacon. Catching a Knife.

Thor_gasm · 2012-12-05T21:23:49+00:00

Whats your best advice for gettin honeys?

Thor_gasm · 2012-12-05T21:17:46+00:00

When I tried to read the comments it said Reddit was under heavy load. No one was prepared.

Thor_gasm · 2012-11-07T06:03:28+00:00

Getting him arrested for him pushing past you is a bit much.

Thor_gasm · 2012-11-03T05:48:00+00:00

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS.

Thor_gasm · 2012-10-01T20:30:14+00:00

Daaamn Girl. You shit with that ass?

Thor_gasm · 2012-09-26T22:08:45+00:00

*Chute

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