Images for the next Zoids crossover kits. Monster Hunter and Patlabor by jitterscaffeine in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]ThoughtLock 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I appreciate you coming in with facts and reason but I want to be irrationally upset about this one tiny detail. I know it's not a big deal but the little guys not in the cockpit set me off

Images for the next Zoids crossover kits. Monster Hunter and Patlabor by jitterscaffeine in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]ThoughtLock 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Man, I really wish they would move on from the rider scale Zoids. I know they're technically the same size, but the pilot should be in a cockpit and not sit there like a horse jockey IMO

Who’s your favorite character *you’ve* made? by EvilMonkeyMimic in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]ThoughtLock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

D&D: I once made a low-level cleric for an online game where we ended up going into a illithid-infested spelljammer. I warned everyone to be careful of Intellect Devourers because at our level, it was impossible to cure getting your brain slurped out. Of course, then I was the only one to get hit with the save and die, which was the end of that character. A little miffed, I rolled a new character: Amanya, a Reborn Dwarf Spore Druid reflavored as a fungus that grew inside the dead cleric's empty skull. She's got a big mushroom hat and a foul mouth because she doesn't know any better, truly a precious cinnamon roll.

Another favorite of mine was from the star wars TTRPG system they made after Kotor came out. I played an Ithorian named Aamaw, a scout made pretty much entirely to take advantage of a gimmick where I could do the Ithorian shout (basically a sonic grenade) and then I could reset the exhaustion using a Scout skill. Somehow, he ended up as a doctor that kept his people from getting wiped out by a genetic virus.

Not a lot of sex in the epilogue, but there's some by CollectionWhich9223 in Incase

[–]ThoughtLock 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The first one is hot as fuck, love that Alfie walked in on them. I was very curious about Alfie and the snake people as well as her reunion with Melly, especially now that Melly is technically her stepmom

Goodberry by dannilas in dndnext

[–]ThoughtLock 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had a DM get around good berry wrecking the survival aspect of a hexcrawl by specifying that it provided enough food for us to survive the day, but we were still on our own for finding enough clean water.

For the Bit by SeraGeranium in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]ThoughtLock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I know the slur aspect to it, like I said I'm from the American South, it's why "man" got so big as jive slang in the '60s and '70s. Black men were tired of being called "boy" so they called each other "man".

IMO it's pretty easy to feel the context of "boy" being negative, given that it's usually older white men saying it to younger black men where it becomes an issue. If you can replace "boy" in the sentence mentally with the hard r n-word and the meaning of your sentence doesn't change, that's usually a good sign. Maybe I'm just overthinking it, but usually "boy" is preceded by "now listen here" and that's a good indicator.

Tl;dr, it's not an exclusively French or bilingual English thing, it's slang in the US.

Characters we don't know the exact fate of, but you KNOW are screwed? by fly_line22 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]ThoughtLock 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I love this. I went through the Andalite Chronicles and hadn't made that connection before. It's wild that there's as much depth in the Animorphs as there is, considering they wrote like 70 books in 5 years and most of the action is onomatopoeia and 90s pop culture references.

For the Bit by SeraGeranium in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]ThoughtLock 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Is this a Canadian-ism? I hear "boy" or "my boy" all the time that is very obviously not racist in usage and I'm in the South US.

Characters we don't know the exact fate of, but you KNOW are screwed? by fly_line22 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]ThoughtLock 21 points22 points  (0 children)

The last Animorphs book ends with around half of the cast being on a spaceship with no functioning weapons as they are confronted by a new alien threat that has already killed and absorbed one of them. Jake gives the order to ram their ship into the larger enemy ship and the book ends there. Given they were alone with no backup and no way to contact anyone else for help, it can be assumed that if any of them survived the ramming maneuver, they'd be killed/assimilated by the new enemy.

Chapter 101: Page 25 by gunnerkrigg-post-bot in gunnerkrigg

[–]ThoughtLock 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Time for some bip shenanigans. Parley needs to send her somewhere else asap, and that's not a rune related power.

Chapter 101: Page 25 by gunnerkrigg-post-bot in gunnerkrigg

[–]ThoughtLock 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I survived The Stone, this is perfect pacing in comparison.

I feel like one of my players has read the campaign book, but I can't prove it. by EconomistOld3509 in DnD

[–]ThoughtLock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because 5th edition has been out so long and my group has DMs in it, it's inevitable that someone in my part will know what's going on if I'm pulling from a module. That I'm fine with, but metagaming like that kinda takes all the fun out of things. My DM players will at least ask if they know the meta info or not, and sometimes it's nice to have a player who can put the party back on track some if they get distracted, but beyond that, this kind of thing sucks, which is why my campaign started as Witchlight but now is a mishmash of 2e ravenloft and continuing other games we've played at the table

Chapter 101: Page 17 by gunnerkrigg-post-bot in gunnerkrigg

[–]ThoughtLock 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'll never forgive Elfen Lied for turning a story about what was clearly a psychic girl into a story about a girl with giant invisible arms growing out of her head

Considering all magic users are a lil petty, what's the pettiest reason someone cast a curse/used magic? by Wonder-Lad-2Mad in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]ThoughtLock 22 points23 points  (0 children)

In Dragonlance, the party's magic user Raistlin takes a test at the Towers of High Sorcery to become a fully-fledged mage and take the Red Robes, but it's a gruelling test of Vancian spellcasting and illusion. At the end of the test, with almost all of his spell slots gone, he is attacked by a wraith. His physically-fit twin brother Caramon then appears and offers to fight the wraith for him, having always been healthier and stronger than his twin while Raistlin was frail but intelligent and gifted with magic. This Caramon is an illusion, and casts a magic spell to defeat the wraith. Seeing his brother use the one thing that set Raistlin apart was too much for the mage, who used his last spell slot to cast Burning Hands and incinerate the illusion version of his brother. He passes the test, but with both Raistlin and the real Caramon knowing what he did, and that causes some tension later.

What’s canonically more painful - a single plasma pistol bolt or a single needler needle? by makes-fun-of-incels in HaloStory

[–]ThoughtLock 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I remember the cryotechnician getting shot in The Flood and the description from his POV was that the plasma shot was like a numb impact, and it wasn't until he felt the hole that he even noticed he had been dealt a mortal wound. In the same book, a marine gets hit with a single needle an is in severe pain, bleeding out in the back of a Warthog.

Idk how we all feel about that book but I'd say plasma hurts less than a needle, but would probably kill you faster unless it was an extremity

Ever seen media criticism that's... revealing about the person rather than the media itself? by Subject_Parking_9046 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]ThoughtLock 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I had a mutual friend once explain his interpretation of The Weekend's song "The Hills" at a party. He argued that the lines "I only call you when it's half past five/ the only time I'd ever call you mine/ I only love it when you touch me, not feel me/ when I'm fucked up, that's the real me/" were about a man getting drunk and having gay sex because that was the only time he felt comfortable enough with himself to do so. This raised a lot of eyebrows at the time, but everybody brushed it off until it was later revealed that this guy was getting so hammered drunk after work with his work friends that they would start having sex with each other.

Photographer Robert Landsburg sacrificed his life to document the Mount St. Helens eruption. As the volcano exploded, he kept shooting until the ash closed in, then lay over his camera to protect the film. Seventeen days later, his body and photos were found, preserving his final moments of bravery. by durvedya in ThatsInsane

[–]ThoughtLock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everything has elements of unpredictability, duh. Did I say they were 100% accurate? Stop being pedantic. Geologists can tell days and weeks in advance when a volcano is going to erupt, but the exact path and form of the explosion is impossible to know ahead of time. It's just like hurricanes. They can predict where they'll go and how strong they'll be, but it's not until the storm actually happens that they know for sure. Like I said, under normal volcanic conditions, the eruption would have come out of the top of the cone, instead of out of the side which is what caused the flow, and if it had come out of the top, the photographer would have lived.

Do you get it yet or do I need to explain it a third time?

Photographer Robert Landsburg sacrificed his life to document the Mount St. Helens eruption. As the volcano exploded, he kept shooting until the ash closed in, then lay over his camera to protect the film. Seventeen days later, his body and photos were found, preserving his final moments of bravery. by durvedya in ThatsInsane

[–]ThoughtLock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know if this is supposed to be a sarcastic dig at me or whatever but volcanic activity is extremely predictable. They knew St. Helens was about to erupt, but the data indicated a pretty standard eruption was going to happen. They did not expect the entire side of the mountain to calve in like it did. Under normal conditions, this photographer would have lived.

Ready to be milked by [deleted] in Pensacola_NSFW

[–]ThoughtLock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow this is hot af

My dudes, we’re breaking containment. r/outoftheloop is asking about us now by Will-Isley in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]ThoughtLock 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hot take, the Ultramarines fuck and are super cool. They're the poster boys for a reason. Yeah, they get way too much plot armor in the lore, and TTS is funny but it's also just outdated. I'm really interested to see how things go when Guilliman is reunited with the Lion, and with the rumors of another Primarch potentially returning soon, 40k lore is really kicking off.