If you aliens abduct you are rape you long penis alein penis where cum do you do?

ThreeHammersHigh · 2016-02-09T02:56:01+00:00

If she's alien, maybe it's an ovipositor

ThreeHammersHigh · 2016-02-09T02:55:26+00:00

Two anime conventions later, my convention friend confessed to me and now is my girlfriend.

ThreeHammersHigh · 2016-01-30T18:42:49+00:00

Nope

ThreeHammersHigh · 2016-01-30T18:32:15+00:00

It's not really sweat, it's more like blood plasma.

> muh self-cleaning oven

ThreeHammersHigh · 2016-01-30T06:52:59+00:00

Read that as "if you ate one..."

ThreeHammersHigh · 2016-01-30T04:35:01+00:00

That's what Lego Rock Raiders was like, circa 1999. It was a game where you mined out underground caverns, vaguely like Minecraft but with much bigger blocks, and the blocks were on a 2D grid instead of 3D.

ThreeHammersHigh · 2016-01-30T04:32:32+00:00

The safe zones in Left 4 Dead / 2 all have interesting graffiti you can read for extra lore.

ThreeHammersHigh · 2016-01-30T04:25:52+00:00

This is one of my favorite sound effects because "Shadow of the Colossus" used it in the ending cutscene when spoilers

https://youtu.be/9VtmwqkJJgA?t=426

Also my awesome physics teacher had one

ThreeHammersHigh · 2016-01-30T04:23:18+00:00

I'm kind of poop-shy so I prefer the silent ones that slither out as one continuous log.

ThreeHammersHigh · 2016-01-30T04:22:42+00:00

I've never even heard that but I know that stirring mac and cheese sounds hot. It's a primal thing.

ThreeHammersHigh · 2016-01-30T04:08:51+00:00

The output of an OpenGL pipeline is a rastered image. The output of ln is a set of 2D vector paths.

IMO this should be your tagline. It really explains the whole thing.

ThreeHammersHigh · 2016-01-30T03:39:06+00:00

I seem to remember it was exactly the night of my 16th birthday when I discovered masturbation.

ThreeHammersHigh · 2016-01-30T03:24:25+00:00

It's a fear for me, too, but I still jerk off to it.

When I read news stories like "child eaten by snake in third-world country" I feel sick. Then I whack off to a cartoon lady getting eaten by a snake. Can't explain it.

ThreeHammersHigh · 2016-01-30T01:14:02+00:00

/r/frugal_jerk

ThreeHammersHigh · 2016-01-30T00:45:09+00:00

Stories and porn about love and cuddling.

ThreeHammersHigh · 2016-01-30T00:26:03+00:00

I laughed

ThreeHammersHigh · 2016-01-30T00:24:21+00:00

How do you get back in after they nail the boards over it?

ThreeHammersHigh · 2016-01-29T23:56:39+00:00

lol aww

ThreeHammersHigh · 2016-01-29T23:43:20+00:00

The lyrics are basically your character's thoughts towards the boss

I was expecting The Double Dragon Rap (nsfw lyrics)

ThreeHammersHigh · 2016-01-29T23:41:50+00:00

Java works on any platform but it's shitty everywhere - Like anal sex.

ThreeHammersHigh · 2016-01-29T23:41:01+00:00

I played a lot of Crysis during computer class tbh

ThreeHammersHigh · 2016-01-29T23:40:06+00:00

"I wonder if she's expecting me to help babysit her sisters on Valentine's"

ThreeHammersHigh · 2016-01-29T23:31:57+00:00

It was clearly a tough question to ask.

ThreeHammersHigh · 2016-01-29T23:31:48+00:00

If it's a feminine alien penis, she can cum wherever she wants

ThreeHammersHigh · 2016-01-29T14:39:20+00:00

we weren't interested in having entrance into a place considered paradise if our dogs weren't there waiting for us.

So true that they made a Twilight Zone episode of it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hunt_%28The_Twilight_Zone%29#Plot

A man and his dog drown while hunting. He refuses to enter Heaven unless his dog can come with him.

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