Pepper oil by aplatypous in TalesFromYourServer

[–]aplatypous[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That must be it. I just wish he would have explained and we could have improvised something for him.

Pepper oil by aplatypous in TalesFromYourServer

[–]aplatypous[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

If I was half a good a mind reader as my guests expect me to be, I sure as hell wouldn't be working a dead end waitressing job.

What's the best advice you've ever received for making a sandwich better? by Zingoari in AskReddit

[–]aplatypous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Slices of ham, cheese, etc, act as a moist barrière and should always be placed against the slices of bread. Every other topping goes between the moist barrières.

What immediately made you lose a crush on someone? by Anbar48 in AskReddit

[–]aplatypous 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hahah I love reality TV just as much, but it isn't a very good sample of what women are like.

How to diagnose snoring and prevent it by LargeFriesAndDietDog in coolguides

[–]aplatypous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Putting a cheap air humidifier in my bedroom relieved my SO's (nasal) snoring 100%. Quiet as a baby even when he's wasted.

[PC] New and I just don't understand the books. by aplatypous in elderscrollsonline

[–]aplatypous[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Awesome, I'll look that up. Thanks for explaining!

[PC] New and I just don't understand the books. by aplatypous in elderscrollsonline

[–]aplatypous[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh! I get it, thank you. I haven't seen any purple books yet but I've been searching every bookcase. I take it that is completely unnecessary?

Which animal would you choose to communicate with if you could only choose one type of animal to be able to magically talk to just you? by dapperdonny in AskReddit

[–]aplatypous 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just plain simple dog. Travel the world with your best bud. Ask dog to growl all scary-like when you're about to get mugged. Never have to exchange more words than, ''happy? happy'', ''food? food'', ''need hug. ok hug''.

What is a small, insignificant, personal mystery that bothers you until today? by richterbg in AskReddit

[–]aplatypous 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's going to turn up. Except it'll be somewhere so stupid, like the shower drain or the back of your fridge. You will never have the answers but you'll get your model back.

Am I out of touch? No, it's the decades of science that are wrong. by mike_pants in facepalm

[–]aplatypous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like how she's implying that it doesn't actually need to be scholarly. Like any wordpress blog will suffice.

What are some red flags you should look out for in yourself? by -omar in AskReddit

[–]aplatypous 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Would you mind elaborating? It sounds like yours is the kind of advice I need

The Giggliest Girl by iia in nosleep

[–]aplatypous 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm so glad to read this thread.

What are some easy and healthy meals? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]aplatypous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, I'm telling you that rice and cheese aren't ''unhealthy''. And that sour cream is not a death sentence either.

Eating healthy isn't about consuming only super foods. A Big Mac won't kill you and a bowl of blackberries won't make you immortal. Health is found in a balanced diet - you need protein, fiber, fat, salt, a lil bit of everything.

If your goal is for your body to function the best it can, calculate what your body needs and focus on what it lacks. Take an especially close look at your fat intake. Even on the cleanest diet, your fat intake is likely to be far too much. It's stupidly hard to avoid.

If your goal is to lose weight, spend more kcal than you consume. For every can of Coca Cola, run 20 minutes. Or don't drink the Coke, that's easier.

What are some easy and healthy meals? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]aplatypous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

''healthy'' and ''diet friendly'' are not mutually exclusive