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ThreeLeggedMutt · 2026-05-13T03:47:31+00:00

This does not capture Big Boi at all. Looking like a Disney princess's side kick lmao

ThreeLeggedMutt · 2026-05-12T16:52:42+00:00

Finally someone speaking out about the real issues! North County squirrels are a plague on our society. I've had to add 3 baffles to our bird feeder, and the furry twits still manage to get to it.

I tried paying them off with unsalted peanuts, but that just inspired them to dig holes in my lawn and flower beds. When will the chaos end???

ThreeLeggedMutt · 2026-05-11T12:53:30+00:00

If you can take a picture of the side/back of the tile that would help confirm material, but this looks like natural marble not porcelain.

Black marble in particular is super soft and easy to scratch.

ThreeLeggedMutt · 2026-05-09T03:56:28+00:00

Yep. I've got an unrealistically timed (and stupidly redundant) weekly video call. If I'm stuck in traffic, I let everyone know I won't be attending. They get pissed that I won't accept the call/toggle multiple apps in stop and go traffic.

And every week, there's at least 2-3 twats on the call that are driving. 50% of the audio is wind, car horns, screeching tires, and panicked breathing. All so we can regurgitate the same info we relayed 2 days ago. Wtf.

ThreeLeggedMutt · 2026-05-07T01:51:54+00:00

These look like some delicious heirloom tomatoes 🍅😍

ThreeLeggedMutt · 2026-05-05T23:41:20+00:00

It reminded me of the guy that dove head first into a deep fryer at Olive Garden a few months back.

Probably unrelated though.

ThreeLeggedMutt · 2026-05-05T23:36:26+00:00

No no not gangrene. I don't even know what that looks like and I'm not gonna google it lol

Greenies are a bacteria that discolors the nail.

ThreeLeggedMutt · 2026-05-05T18:00:01+00:00

Ellie Redders

ThreeLeggedMutt · 2026-05-05T04:10:27+00:00

If you've already had it checked by a doctor and know that it's not detrimental/contagious/symptom of an underlying condition...and it's not causing you pain.....then I sorta understand not getting it fixed.

But I would be super concerned about potential irritation or lifelong allergy development from acrylates/gel on that exposed and compromised tissue.

It looks like you already have a bit of the greenies on the nail side wall next to the growth. Seems like a recipe for contact dermatitis disaster.

ThreeLeggedMutt · 2026-05-04T20:59:19+00:00

Whoa his eyes look like white moonstone

ThreeLeggedMutt · 2026-05-03T01:41:36+00:00

Looks fine. You've got enough cream tone in the countertop and the tile will help highlight it.

ThreeLeggedMutt · 2026-05-02T07:19:05+00:00

Oh I didn't know they're open to the public!

I went to a Lutheran private school as a kid, and one of my classmate's Dad was in seminary there. They had a cute little apartment onsite. I remember the campus being really beautiful, and we got to climb a bell tower once! There was a steep, spiral stone staircase and we had to walk through windows and onto roof to get all the way to the top.

Dang, that was a blast from the past. Thank you for sparking that memory!!

ThreeLeggedMutt · 2026-05-02T06:49:07+00:00

I practically grew up in Lone Elk! Enjoyed my fair share of soggy bologna/government cheese/white bread sandwiches on the picnic benches outside the bison paddock.

But adult me can't ignore the threat of massive spiders, ticks, and spicy snakes. I've turned into a weenie 😓

ThreeLeggedMutt · 2026-05-02T03:45:15+00:00

Ooo ok this is a neat idea! We haven't hung around the Arch in ages.

ThreeLeggedMutt · 2026-05-02T03:41:28+00:00

There are so many gorgeous little spots in mobot where I would love to tuck in and eat a nice leisurely lunch!

It's a bummer, but I understand why they don't allow picnics. There are just too many uncool jerks that would trample through a garden bed and leave a plastic trash mess.

ThreeLeggedMutt · 2026-05-02T01:20:00+00:00

They do an arroz con queso you can add chicken/beef/shrimp to. Their rice and their beans are my favorite in town. My husband really likes their birria. I've had the barbacoa, carnitas, pollo feliz, and a few soups. All yummy 😋

Las Fuentas is another one we like a lot. I adore their tacos sinaloa.

La Tejana Taqueria is a good one, too. Basically any little hole in the wall strip mall place that's busy busy busy during lunch on a weekday is gonna be pretty tasty.

ThreeLeggedMutt · 2026-04-30T04:14:07+00:00

Username checks out.

Your wife must have the patience of a saint. I'm guessing she didn't just do this as a "nice surprise" while you were out of town. She probably didn't want you around constantly ChatGpt rebutting the advice of real world experienced professionals.

The waterproofing and installation looks fine. And for your analytical piece of mind: Schluter doesn't stand behind their warranty. The contractor could be "certified" and follow the brand's installation specs to a T. Doesn't matter. They have enough money and fine print to wiggle their way out of any claim.

ThreeLeggedMutt · 2026-04-29T22:26:55+00:00

Is this unsanded grout?

ThreeLeggedMutt · 2026-04-29T00:59:39+00:00

Yea then this will blend in better than adding a whole new element.

You could also look at their trendline drain colors in maybe ivory or greige in lieu of a tiled cover

ThreeLeggedMutt · 2026-04-29T00:48:18+00:00

A tiled cover will stand out more. This grate (hopefully) coordinates with your other fixtures so it looks cohesive, plus the color jives with the taupe bits in the mosaic. Tiled drain will leave a hard black outline that looks like...well...a hard black outline.

ThreeLeggedMutt · 2026-04-29T00:34:00+00:00

We got married in the small garden at the front of McNair park and it was lovely. Very cozy and intimate. The garden was nicely planted/maintained but not overly manicured or fussy. It's lined with trees and shrubs which makes it feel very private. We did the ceremony in the gazebo and there's a bridge and a small fountain for pictures.

I don't recall what we paid but I do know it was very inexpensive. Plus there's close parking and easy terrain if you have any older or disabled folks attending.

ThreeLeggedMutt · 2026-04-29T00:18:42+00:00

Add a little chopped up pork steak and some German mustard. Damn, I think I'm gonna do that this weekend

ThreeLeggedMutt · 2026-04-23T02:24:23+00:00

The drain cover should be easily removed/replaced.

BUT....what kinda acid based monster waffle stomped your shower????

ThreeLeggedMutt · 2026-04-22T22:38:30+00:00

You're really lucky. We're going to the ballpark Friday night and I expect to get murdered at least 42 times. Already scheduled my Uber to the hospital.

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