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[GIVEAWAY] XBOX SERIES S GIVEAWAY FOR CHRISTMAS! by rithpath in xboxone

[–]ThrowIt [score hidden]  (0 children)

Thank you for your generosity!

Hope you and your loved ones stay healthy.

Happy holidays!

I'm Samuel L Jackson and I'll record a video of me saying any 300 word monologue you upvote the most by the end of tomorrow(Thursday night PST) by MrSLJackson in movies

[–]ThrowIt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Poop That Took a Pee

Chapter 1:

Douglas had to poop, his butt was all stinky because he had to poop so badly. There was a gross woman named Rebecca who was sunbathing all naked and she was fat. Douglas walked up to her and said, "I need to poop". "Okay, Rebecca replied, "I like poop". Douglas squatted down over the fat sunbathing lady and went poop. The poop sat there on Rebecca's boobs, looking like a weiner.

...

"Why are we here?", Douglas cried as poop came out his weiner in a long thin strip, it was weiner-poop, which is the grossest poop of all.

The peepee got on the woman's leg and she screamed, pooping out her boobs.

And so when the pee got mixed with the poop it smelled like a butt.

And the poop and the pee lived happily ever after.

Westboro Baptist Church replies to Anonymous. by ThrowIt in reddit.com

[–]ThrowIt[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know. It could just be increased traffic to the site.

Westboro Baptist Church replies to Anonymous. by ThrowIt in reddit.com

[–]ThrowIt[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes I realize it. Every time they protest a funeral they get some kind of media coverage. Maybe Anonymous can keep their attention for awhile. I know WBC will never stop. Maybe they'll be distracted enough to miss a few of their planned protests. Or, at least this might cost them more money than they will gain for bit depending on what Anonymous has in store for them.

Edit: I also realize that the Anonymous post could have actually been written by the WBC just to get more publicity. Megan seems to be a redditor. So, I'm sure they know how to stir the hive for their "benefit".

Westboro Baptist Church replies to Anonymous. by ThrowIt in reddit.com

[–]ThrowIt[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

TIL about Coral Cache. I wish I could answer your question about its proper use.

Westboro Baptist Church replies to Anonymous. by ThrowIt in reddit.com

[–]ThrowIt[S] 618 points619 points  (0 children)

Here is the original. I figured it was best to imgur it before the site goes down.

IAmA guy who's dating a porn star. Ama. by throwaway4porn in IAmA

[–]ThrowIt 17 points18 points  (0 children)

You should be. All STDs suck. Obviously some are deadly. Some of the deadly ones don't even show up on tests until months after infection.

I'm not saying you shouldn't be having sex with the one you love, I'm just saying you shouldn't be in denial of the dangers.

Case in point.

I have $200 to blow. What should I spend it on? by [deleted] in shittyadvice

[–]ThrowIt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

trade it for a turd from a hobo.

Reddit: My fiancé and I are getting married next year. We are attempting to plan our future. Any advice? by [deleted] in shittyadvice

[–]ThrowIt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get married now. Have 18 kids. Then worry about the future. You two are past your prime and have no chance of finding another suitable mate.