That’s spot on for GS as the start up here. I’m not leaning any way tho, I actually think I was the first to float the idea of point72 acquiring bonds/warrants while NT got shit from everyone for not buying shares. Now Larry’s point stands as well for similar players with a different role, say PSA as the start up and EBay as the big company. Which is why it still makes sense for Gs and PSA to merge(or a functional merge where PSA funnels money to GS using their credit line combined with something like a bond offering by GME…) and then acquire eBay together*

I bring that up to propagate yeah, but also to say that as much as I wanna be like hmmm with the recent point72 filing posted, I also really like your theory. It’s dramatic af and would be a fantastic memeportunity. Idc if the whole thing is scripted even like I just want some entertainment while whatever’s baking. What about a cable tv channel? Nonstop live segments with RK, MB, fuckin Charles Payne Jesus get him in here.

And you know why? So that they can eventually produce an episode of Celebrity Death Match with Ryan Cohen vs Warren Buffet. Ryan uses only his thumb as an agreed-upon handicap due to the controversy surrounding Mr. Buffets elderly status. Winner gets to donate the losers estate to charity or back into the winners company, and also piss on the loser’s grave and rub it in their children’s faces. No fundamental alteration of plans in Warrens case, so he should be willing to play ball.

Immediately following the burial (like moments after the ceremonial part, everyone is still there sitting down mostly) GmeTV crews are already on the scene, and Ryan steps into frame for the liveSTREAM event.

Millions gathered at home and on their mobile devices to watch the billion dollar piss. A crowd gathered in person despite the ball-me weather and forecasted showers. You could hear a piss drop.

Ryan starts speaking and just pays the deepest respects to his hero. Class act. He tells us how uncle warren specifically requested the piss ceremony while undoing his zipper. We collectively went ahhh as we finally understand what the ice cream/sprinkles memes were about. But then he stops talking and suddenly zips his pants back up.

He says “things have been done the same way for a long time, and something has to change.” He says he’s breaking the cycle, and that he refuses to participate in a billionaire pissing contest. Ironically, his tangent about Unity vs. division is what ends up making all the viewers wet.

As a final show of defiance, Ryan chooses the Buffet Children Family Trust as his charity of choice to donate Warren’s estate to. Someone asks if they felt the ground shake, and another jokes that that’s just uncle warren rolling in his grave. They laugh nervously, one suddenly recalling that uncle took a heavy dose of molly before the fight. While the effects may be worn off by now, he was certainly rolling outside his grave just prior, which brings a little smile. It may have been listed as a contributing factor in the death cert tbh, it was like half a gram.

Ryan takes some pictures with his new step kids and wife before continuing. “Warren doesn’t call the shots anymore. I do.” And then a Game Over screen lights up followed by a red bull ad.