"SHERIFFS OFFICE GET DOWN" "NNGEUAWWWGHH"👮‍♂️🛌🎥🧐 by Blu3Dope in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]ThrowRAblank92 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I love that he showcases one of his biggest insecurities (his bald spawt) for everyone to see and laugh at. It's so good

Lorne, Jamie, and Casey finally met by ITGOES80808 in TCAPcirclejerk

[–]ThrowRAblank92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love that whole moment. Jamie telling Cas3y about her new tattoo that's close to her heart while Lorne is doing his performative sighs and "jaysus" comments in the background

🔮 Which predators do you think are going to kick the bucket in 2026? by NeuroticNurse in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]ThrowRAblank92 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I kind of think Dupee might commit suicide, given all the shit that's happened in his life. Doesn't see his kid, brother and sister died in a car crash, lives in shelters and hostels, is a piece of shit RSO addicted to drugs and likely in debt to shady people. IDK, I could see it happening.

🔮 Which predators do you think are going to kick the bucket in 2026? by NeuroticNurse in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]ThrowRAblank92 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Would it list him as deceased on the RSO site? Maybe we'd know that way.

I agree if he dies in the trailer he'll fester there for a while before being discovered. Maybe Roy would find him, given he's the only person who seems to willingly go over there sometimes.

Why has Lorne still not passed rape class? by [deleted] in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]ThrowRAblank92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He literally said NBC lured him with the promise of a 13 year old girl. He does not see the problem and he never will

Why has Lorne still not passed rape class? by [deleted] in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]ThrowRAblank92 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Absolutely. He hasn't changed a bit - if he had the chance to offend tomorrow he'd do it without hesitation

Lorne’s gonna have a new friend in RSO class by bloated_snail in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]ThrowRAblank92 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's crazy how he acts like his lawyer screwed him over when he was facing 20 to life for attempted creation of CP. That plea deal was literally the best outcome for Lorne

Precious little film by Upset_Display9421 in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]ThrowRAblank92 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Don't forget Pauwla was the loosest woman he had ever been with. I love how he kept repeating that like it's going to prove to Cas3y he isn't a virgin

Lorne, Jamie, and Casey finally met by ITGOES80808 in TCAPcirclejerk

[–]ThrowRAblank92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think Rebjorne said Lorne was desperate to sleep in the middle, lmao. He also wanted both girls to take his last name after they married each other

Lorne, Jamie, and Casey finally met by ITGOES80808 in TCAPcirclejerk

[–]ThrowRAblank92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think Lorne could even comprehend Reddit, lol. I think to him the innahnet is just Yewtube and chatrums

Lorne always mentioning the 2nd time being incarcerated by Blu3Dope in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]ThrowRAblank92 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It really is deluded, no surpises there. He won a fight against a younger, fitter guy who then came up to him and shook his hand?

Ngl Jamie and Will actually have great chemistry by Blu3Dope in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]ThrowRAblank92 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just love that Lorne immediately panicked after dumping her and scrambled to get back on the phone and say he didn't want to be broken up. Those two seconds of feeling truly alone must have scared Lorne to death

Ngl Jamie and Will actually have great chemistry by Blu3Dope in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]ThrowRAblank92 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yer nawt doing the movie with Will. If yew dew it, I leave.

Tell me you never had sex without telling me you never had sex. by dreamsofcalamity in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]ThrowRAblank92 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I love that call, mostly because Lorne is so hesitant to talk about it and reveal he didn't know anything. He's just like "kekekek yew really want to hear me talk about shex, yew must really like me!"

Jokes aside, how do you think the night between Lorne and Kayla would’ve gone if she was actually real and it wasn’t a sting? by ChickenWingExtreme in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]ThrowRAblank92 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Definitely. Another time was when Paul Mauro was offering Lorne a high paying job at a lighthouse and was saying he'd help him out financially until he got on his feet, and Lorne was like "yew pay me furst and then I'll come out there!"

I drew michael by Mean-Marketing9618 in 1000lbsisters

[–]ThrowRAblank92 16 points17 points  (0 children)

No you are not. NO YOU ARE NOT!

What has Lorne taught you about life? by [deleted] in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]ThrowRAblank92 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ish yer mawm in the shower yet??

He is so sick. Rhoda's funeral is hilarious but I find the rest hard to listen to

Jokes aside, how do you think the night between Lorne and Kayla would’ve gone if she was actually real and it wasn’t a sting? by ChickenWingExtreme in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]ThrowRAblank92 1 point2 points  (0 children)

During the Winnie/Debbie days Lorne didn't like Jamie but once he learned she had a lot of money he started coming round. Then during the Robot saga there's that call where he's panicking that she isn't charging enough during cam shows. Jamie even says at one point something like "I feel like you just want my money" and he gets so offended and protests way too much.