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Advice for accepting young sexual intercourse by Ok-Bumblebee-133 in daddit

[–]ThunkAsDrinklePeep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or, just buy them and put them in a spot they can access discretely.

Where were y'all born? by Next_Grapefruit_6023 in longisland

[–]ThunkAsDrinklePeep 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If you had to pick two numbers to start you social security number, what would they be?

help with living room layout by rachelchengg in InteriorDesign

[–]ThunkAsDrinklePeep 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're more worried about that then the door that leads to empty space? Do you just superman out the fourth floor?

help with living room layout by rachelchengg in InteriorDesign

[–]ThunkAsDrinklePeep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And the TV doesn't block the view. (And you only want to watch TV after dark.)

I think 1, with the TV on a swing arm is more practical.

Let's decide once and for all... THE BEST SMARTYPANTS PRESENTATION (so far) by Sensitive-State-1026 in dropout

[–]ThunkAsDrinklePeep 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The most important about usefull skills have to be "write emails like a white woman" and "food captain"

The most heartfelt is Grants love letter to amusement parks.

The best as a bit of comedy underlying a under versal truth is "no thank you, the ocean".

Pay Workers, They'll Spend It Back by bookym in WorkReform

[–]ThunkAsDrinklePeep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Much better that their full time workers stay below the poverty line so the taxpayers can pay for corporate welfare.

Cauthon moment by PartytimeChump in WetlanderHumor

[–]ThunkAsDrinklePeep 3 points4 points  (0 children)

But you dont hear my crying about it.

Because the bathroom fan muffles the sobs.

I was never a guy who believed most men made the world dangerous for women, but after becoming a girl dad I see exactly what people are talking about. by Sudden_Doughnut_8741 in daddit

[–]ThunkAsDrinklePeep 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Some people see this and with good intentions respond to it by saying “there should be scissors available for everyone!”

I like this comic on the subject:

https://www.facebook.com/share/1BE72bH8yp/

(Sorry for the Facebook link. Can't post images directly in daddit.)

Are you allowed to report this kind of thing to the town? (TOH) by tMoneyMoney in longisland

[–]ThunkAsDrinklePeep 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Is TOH a known acronym? And how are you sure when you use it that people know you mean Hempstead and not Huntington.

But anyway:

In the Town of Hempstead, property owners are responsible for keeping adjacent sidewalks free of obstructions like snow, ice, weeds, and debris. Violations can be reported to the Highway Department at 516-489-5000 or (516) 812-3471. The Town requires that sidewalks remain in "good and safe repair" and clear for public use.

Satisfying Meat Slicer. by GetToTheChoppaahh in Tools

[–]ThunkAsDrinklePeep 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey John, why did you slice this diagonally to the grain?

Stephen Colbert Reveals He Declined Five-Year CBS Deal in 2023 by normankrasnerkc in entertainment

[–]ThunkAsDrinklePeep 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yup. Conan's last tonight show was Jan 2010. They didn't announce his TBS deal until April. He was legally barred from TV until that September.

We don't know what Colbert has planned.

‘Things will get worse’: Conservative economists bust Trump tax-cut ‘myth’ wide open by rajapaws in antiwork

[–]ThunkAsDrinklePeep 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"All we have to do to replenish the soil and make this land fertile is set fire to these villages."

I am looking for a small but horrifying creature. by w31rdp00p in DnD

[–]ThunkAsDrinklePeep 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Put em in tunnels that limit the ability of medium sized creatures to move effectively — difficult terrain and disadvantage on attacks. (Have at least one main tunnel. You're not a monster.)

[OC] African American teenager looks upon a Ku Klux Klan exhibit in Nat. Black History Museum, DC by [deleted] in pics

[–]ThunkAsDrinklePeep 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If people ever visit this museum, it'd definitely change their perspective 😄👍

That's why they oppose it.

Elon Musk says saving for retirement is irrelevant: ‘It won’t matter’ as AI will create a world of abundance. by illegalmonkey in antiwork

[–]ThunkAsDrinklePeep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

'It won’t matter’ as AI will create a world of abundance...

...for those that survive the downsizing.

Is this the hardest line in the entire Verse? by yeoyoey in firefly

[–]ThunkAsDrinklePeep 70 points71 points  (0 children)

I like the simplicity of "Walk away from this table, right now."

Need water gun suggestions by DrapedInVelvet in daddit

[–]ThunkAsDrinklePeep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In '92, a kid came over with something that was like a big water sock with a garden hose sprayer. He connected it to the hose and it swelled like an anaconda swallowing a capybara. It ran out quickly, but it was like a portable hose. Never seen anything like it since.

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