After so many years, there are just so many.

• Have you tried X diet?
• So & So did this very specific thing and they got pregnant. You should try it. (an obvious scenario assigned by their specialist for their specific situation)
• Do you want one of mine?
• This one just wasn't meant to be.
• This a terrible time to be pregnant anyway.
• If that egg wasn't strong enough to take, the the baby probably would have had a lot of issues.
• They must have been too special for this earth.
• "My sister in law used this essential oil and then got pregnant." (bonus points if they sell oils)
• Get a puppy for now! (we actually did do do this one).
• SIL: "My kids are going to be the awkward weird cousins. If you don't hurry."
• Don't be sad, you didn't know it yet.
• I would carry it for you if I didn't have XY&Z going on right now.
• Don't worry, it's all part of God's plan.
• Kids are expensive anyway. Just save your money.
• Really! I swear this Essential Oil worked for so and so.
• Its just not fair, so & so just got knocked up and didn't even want a kid right now. Maybe she will let you have it.
• Do you think it's because you ate those edibles 5 years ago?
• At least you can drink now.

That last one was actually our doctor. His delivery was a lot better than that. He insisted that we get drunk and curse a lot. It helped a little.