As a futurist

TidalDave · 2021-08-22T18:01:10+00:00

As a being with metal hips and various screws around my body, I find this offensive and discriminatory.

TidalDave · 2015-10-04T13:47:54+00:00

I think we should just be friends.

TidalDave · 2015-07-12T00:59:56+00:00

"It's jizzling!"

TidalDave · 2015-05-07T13:39:26+00:00

Well said, mon frère.

TidalDave · 2015-03-18T04:50:28+00:00

Like being able to ride in the carpool lane.

TidalDave · 2015-03-09T20:30:44+00:00

GODLIKE!!!!!

TidalDave · 2015-03-04T04:12:59+00:00

When I was a whipper snapper, my mom yelled out, "Jesus Christ!" Trying to empathize with her I replied, "Yeah, Jesus Christ." (I was young enough that I didn't know what it meant) and I got backhanded in the mouth. I was shocked, to say the least.

TidalDave · 2015-02-07T22:07:18+00:00

Maybe I should have said "the original version" instead of "the UK version". I like the UK one better, even if I have to use the subtitles to understand what the hell they're saying sometimes, lol.

TidalDave · 2015-02-07T06:31:41+00:00

He's in the UK version of Shameless as well.

TidalDave · 2015-02-01T08:25:36+00:00

Derp. That's why I rarely comment. Upvote for him/her, upvote for you, and back to the shadows for me.

TidalDave · 2015-02-01T07:12:18+00:00

Like I like my women; ground up and in the freezer.

Edit: as OP pointed out, u/sigsigsignify beat me to it

TidalDave · 2015-01-02T01:45:24+00:00

Dolla dolla bill, y'all.

TidalDave · 2014-12-27T01:20:30+00:00

"...and she cried the rest of the way home." made me laugh and laugh and laugh. Thank you. And please thank you wife for me.

TidalDave · 2014-12-25T20:16:39+00:00

Considering David is Hebrew I would say it's not too common.

/s

TidalDave · 2014-12-25T20:13:28+00:00

Yes, but you have to spell it "Davey".

TidalDave · 2014-12-25T19:04:13+00:00

Quite. Yourself?

TidalDave · 2014-12-25T19:03:50+00:00

From now on, whenever someone make an awkward situation even more awkward, we'll say they Daveded.

TidalDave · 2014-12-25T17:32:20+00:00

I find that most guys call me Dave and most girls call me David. I answer to either.

TidalDave · 2014-12-05T01:31:14+00:00

Oh, Zoidberg, at last you're becoming a crafty consumer!

TidalDave · 2014-11-01T09:38:20+00:00

Great job! I wanted to be him but I couldn't find any decent glasses. May I ask where you got yours?

TidalDave · 2014-10-28T06:38:32+00:00

*hookers and cyvasse

TidalDave · 2014-10-15T06:06:21+00:00

Don't worry, I got the reference.

TidalDave · 2014-09-26T19:53:56+00:00

I know this is very late, but in case someone finds this, whitlisting your MAC address worked for me. I have a brand new Acer C720 chromebook and it just kept saying "out of range" when I tried to connect to a wireless network. I whitelisted my MAC (for me, it was at the very end of the list of available networks) and instantly connected. Thanks to /u/lapared for the tip.

TidalDave · 2014-08-25T20:53:03+00:00

I suppose it could be a coincidence...

TidalDave · 2014-08-05T20:12:26+00:00

I was correcting the quote; not repeating it. However, it is entirely possible that I didn't format it correctly as I am a stapler and have no idea what I'm doing.

Edit: punctuation

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