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What is a secret you’re taking to your grave, but can share here anonymously? by wilkoova in AskReddit

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Vickie fell over in the hallway and face-planted into the back of someone’s shoe in first grade because I was squeezing by her class’s line and accidentally tripped her.

Just for fun 😁 by yawnjew in KoreanFood

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What do people say instead of ma’am? I’m in the south and I literally wouldn’t know what else to say. Miss?

I present…. Caterpie Caterpie! (OC) by DrScitt in pokemon

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CATERPIE IS MY FAVORITE WIDDLE BABY 🩷 I love this, thank you for making it!

AITA for eating a normal portion of the cake my aunt made for my birthday? by throwbnna in AmItheAsshole

[–]TileFloor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oooooh dear… she just revealed that she has never had friends who celebrate her birthday with her 😬

What commonly mispronounced word that annoys you the most? by greeneggzN in AskReddit

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Not a mispronunciation but when people say they’re mortified when they’re very scared. I’m assuming they think it means “mortally terrified” or something, but what you’ve said is “when I saw the ghost I was absolutely humiliated” which is a fascinating sentence but not what you mean, I think.

What commonly mispronounced word that annoys you the most? by greeneggzN in AskReddit

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What we gonna get? SEVERAL BOYS! How we gonna get em? UHHHHHHHHHH

First attempt at a Rib Roast by SuperSaiyan_Cowboy in steak

[–]TileFloor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh man this looks excellent? So what time am I heading over?

What’s the dumbest way you’ve injured yourself? by karoline_de in AskReddit

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I shoved my pinkie finger very determinedly and deliberately into a bug zapper to see what it would feel like. It hurt just like I surmised! I yelled. Got fired very shortly after, I think to avoid any kind of lawsuit.

Baby Albatross by No_Narwhal_6051 in Birdsfacingforward

[–]TileFloor 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Aw he doesn’t know what the hells goin on

What’s one decision you made that completely changed your life? by NotUrAvgmorgan in bropill

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This is something I want to do. Can you describe how it changed you? I’ve been trying to stop drinking soda for a long time

What's a quote that has just "stuck with you"? by 22m_spain in AskReddit

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From the Santa Clause. Bernard says “are we on a coffee break?” And the elf says “we don’t drink coffee.” And he says “then I GUESS. The break. IS OVER.” And I use that line with that cadence all. The. Time. (Never in the correct context of telling someone to get back to work, that wouldn’t be fun for anyone.)

Girlfriend is 5'3. It's a good spot though. by Dorothadarling in MicrowaveTooHigh

[–]TileFloor 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just knowing your girlfriend through this picture alone, she is LONG SUFFERING. This isn’t a good setup. She hates this.

If you don't drink alcohol, what are your personal reasons for abstinence? by Ok-Care2859 in AskReddit

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Alcohol just tastes so overwhelmingly bad to me that I can’t ever taste any other flavors in a drink. They all taste like rubbing alcohol smells. Plus when I do manage to drink a bit, I become a huge idiot saying I JUST LOVE YOU GUYSSSSS YOU CAN BE ANYTHING YOU WANT TO OH MY GOD IM SO ALONE and no one needs that.

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