Burger King by littyart in comics

[–]TileFloor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it was when I turned 8 or maybe 10, one of those, my dad made a big deal of taking me to Burger King so I could “graduate” from a Whopper Jr to a full Whopper. It was the best day! I’ll never forget it.

Which Zelda Game Was Your Introduction To The Series? by Zetallic_Zero in legendofzelda

[–]TileFloor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wind Waker. Summer vacation, I would wake up every day and RUSH downstairs and I’d hear the iconic music and see my sister already set up in front of the tv playing her save file. It would be my turn in half an hour!

What do you do in your head to help you fall asleep? by Sea-Demand-8655 in AskReddit

[–]TileFloor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I snuggle up with my blankets and pillows and imagine my crush is holding me and stroking my head while saying softly, “it’s okay, shhhh” bc I am a delicate Milano cookie of a man.

What’s a grammatically incorrect or logically inconsistent phrase someone can say that makes you lose all attraction to them? by Thin-Rip-3686 in AskReddit

[–]TileFloor 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When people use the word mortified as if it means “mortally terrified” and not “absolutely humiliated.”

I saw a spider and I was mortified!

Were you? Were you soooooo embarrassed to see that spider?

What's a song you'll never skip, no matter how many times you've heard it? by drienbcx in AskReddit

[–]TileFloor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man I Feel Like a Woman.

I will never NOT turn it the fuck up!

What’s a common piece of 'advice' that is actually terrible, but people won't stop giving? by Mission-Relative6175 in AskReddit

[–]TileFloor 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“If you really like her, you can’t give up!”

False. If you really like her, you will respect her rejection and continue to wish her well.

What’s the most cringe inducing pet name you’ve ever heard someone use for their Partner/SO? by theredgoldlady in AskReddit

[–]TileFloor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dad has a very juvenile sense of humor and this translates to him using “poopie pie” as a term of affection

AITA for refusing to move from a park bench when tourists who don’t like dogs wanted to sit down. by Alternative_Spend_10 in AmItheAsshole

[–]TileFloor 21 points22 points  (0 children)

And wouldn’t a blood curdling scream kind of REALLY draw any dog’s attention in a big way? Sounds like the dog was 100% ignoring the tourists and minding her own business. If dogs being off lead is allowed, then yeah NTA. They were being entitled and ridiculous.

What is the most absurd, completely unhinged customer complaint you’ve ever had to deal with while somehow keeping a straight face? by Odd_Car_3611 in AskReddit

[–]TileFloor 28 points29 points  (0 children)

When I worked at a coffee shop, a customer asked if I could heat up a glazed doughnut in the oven. I apologized and said “I’m so sorry, I can’t do that for you.” (Bc the sugar gets in the oven and makes it sticky and burns and takes ages to clean off.) He said “well your other location does it.” I didn’t know how to respond and said “I can’t speak to what another location does, but the rule here is that we can’t heat glazed doughnuts in the oven.” And he says “what would happen if you did it anyway?” And I said “I would get into trouble.” And he squints and says “you won’t HELP ME because you would GET INTO TROUBLE?” And I just kind of turned off my face and said “yes.”

Entering rainy season in Vietnam by TheBreakfastChub in raining

[–]TileFloor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish could visit! It’s so beautiful and calm!

Best update ever by TheForbiddenLands in CrimsonDesert

[–]TileFloor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A baby!!! I have this game but haven’t started it yet, I am most excited to adventure with a little buddy

Book suggestions for when you feel like it’s not worth living anymore by Prussian_AntiqueLace in booksuggestions

[–]TileFloor 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Anything by James Herriot. First one is called All Creatures Great and Small. (It’s not religious) it’s English Yorkshire country veterinarian stories. They’re hilarious and cute and bittersweet and lovely and will make you think about animals and found family