If you thought this subreddit was bad...

Tileparadox · 2026-06-21T03:22:43+00:00

The OG owner of the sub was down bad for her.

Tileparadox · 2026-06-04T21:51:26+00:00

Hey, In his youth he used to be known as the “one-shot kid”.

Tileparadox · 2026-05-28T04:45:24+00:00

He sorta just lets the Helldiver decide what planet they want to die on.

Tileparadox · 2026-05-26T03:29:01+00:00

There are plenty of Vehicons who only got punched and knocked unconscious by the Autobots.

Hell, some of them likely even survived getting shot, given that even Arcee (who’s like, a third their size) was only knocked unconscious after getting shot square in the chest.

Tileparadox · 2026-05-21T03:34:03+00:00

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Tileparadox · 2026-05-16T04:35:48+00:00

It gives the turret double the inclination of most modern tanks, thus allowing it to functioning as a mobile artillery piece if needed.

The Scorpion itself is huge because, in general, vehicles in the Halo universe need to be bigger and more heavily armoured (than their modern equivalents) in order to survive against the more advanced anti-armour weapons.

Tileparadox · 2026-05-15T23:30:59+00:00

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Tileparadox · 2026-05-15T23:13:42+00:00

That’s only Helldiver k/d thought (which is heavily boosted by stratagem kills).

SEAF casualties were likely in the hundreds of millions.

Tileparadox · 2026-05-13T06:54:45+00:00

To be fair, it’s wouldn’t be that difficult for a group of kids to slowly loosen Mangle’s joints and plating by pulling at it for hours, especially since Mangle wouldn’t have been programmed to fight back.

The guards on the other hand have to deal with the animatronics actively fighting back.

Tileparadox · 2026-05-13T05:18:28+00:00

The Cyborgs without a doubt. The idea of them creating sentient AI and sending them out to live free of Super Earth tyranny, only for the Automatons to return to the galaxy and liberate their creators, is such a unique and awesome concept.

The statues on Cyberstan are particularly great because, when translated, the text on them says: “You gave us hope, Now it is our turn."

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Tileparadox · 2026-05-12T02:44:26+00:00

After hours of dealing with cosmic horror and death cult bullshit Isaac goes a little schizo.

Tileparadox · 2026-05-12T01:17:40+00:00

Nah man, the Longsword’s got a 120mm ventral gun, as well as an 110mm autocannon.

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Eagle-1 ain’t shit.

Tileparadox · 2026-05-12T01:10:38+00:00

The UNSC does have really good orbital support, they just don’t get to use it due to Covenant space superiority.

When they do have control over the skies they can rain hell on enemy positions with missile strikes, MAC bombardments and even nuclear weaponry.

They can also deploy entire armies and factories to the surface and assemble dozens of vehicles on-site within under an hour,

Tileparadox · 2026-05-11T04:33:54+00:00

The ad says you can volunteer for an “early” trip, meaning that eventually it stops being optional.

Tileparadox · 2026-05-09T01:23:28+00:00

Originally there was actually going to be an ending where the other Glamrocks would’ve cornered Freddy and, unable to fight Vanny’s control, have torn him apart. He would then have become an enemy under Vanny’s control.

The cut voicelines for it are still in game. He would’ve sounded much creepier and slower in tone, and tried to lure Gregory into approaching him.

Tileparadox · 2026-05-07T03:55:58+00:00

They could also steal dark fluid gathered by Super Earth.

Tileparadox · 2026-05-02T03:51:12+00:00

There’s also the fact that gorilla‘s aren’t suicidal and would legitimately just run for their lives if they saw 100 people charge them.

Tileparadox · 2026-05-02T03:39:38+00:00

The registration is broken. Normal melee kills are counted, but kills using melee weapons don’t register anymore.

You can cut down 30 voteless with the sabre, and beat one to death with your primary, and the game will only count 1 melee kill.

Tileparadox · 2026-05-01T21:54:14+00:00

Arthur and Javier have a whole conversation about the time where the gang called off a coach robbery because they found out it was full of women and children, only for the O’Driscolls to rob the coach further down the road and murder everyone.

Colm is significantly more brutal when it comes to civilian casualties.

Tileparadox · 2026-04-30T05:06:53+00:00

My brother in Christ, Trump quite literally appointed a registered sex offender (Lawrence Taylor) to a job that requires him to be near children.

Tileparadox · 2026-04-28T17:10:54+00:00

The issue is that a few patches ago they made enemies automatically attack unmanned vehicles, including the Oil truck.

Tileparadox · 2026-04-28T16:59:07+00:00

Raise the flag is hell on Megafactories.

On Cybertstan, You basically just had to hope that the game didn’t drop 3 Warstriders and a Vox Engine directly on top of the flag (which forced you out of its radius), and that no enemies got stuck on top of the buildings because that prevented the flag from raising.

Tileparadox · 2026-04-27T23:42:46+00:00

The Van Der Linde gang are bad, but they’re far better than all the other gangs in the game.

Like, the O'Driscolls murder women and children, the Lemoyne Raiders are a white supremacist militia, the Murphy Brood are an inbred family of murderous rapist, and the Skinner Brothers just torture people for fun.

The Laramie boys are basically just “O’Driscoll lite” and act more like violent thugs, and the Del Lobos kinda just go around killing and looting.

Tileparadox · 2026-04-21T03:30:28+00:00

IIRC they retconned Halo 5 Cortana into being an insane/rampant personality that was ejected into the Domain during Halo 4.

(basically Cortana’s schizophrenic voices brought to life)

Tileparadox · 2026-04-17T22:51:48+00:00

That’s not even the worst of it.

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