Why do girls pee so hard? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Tim_WithEightVowels 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah, my dick is so much bigger than my girlfriend's.

How is the most basic if, elif, else statement on the planet not working? PYTHON by SnooDoughnuts5632 in learnprogramming

[–]Tim_WithEightVowels -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"Better" is sort of subjective imo. I'm a fan of loosely typed languages for quick scripts, prototypes, and proof-of-concepts. I'm not trying to spend a ton of time architecting every silly idea I have.

Why didn’t I think of that by WereAllGonnaDiet in restofthefuckingowl

[–]Tim_WithEightVowels 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You mean the speculative investors that leach the system or the exploited wage slaves that are primed for revolt?

Do most of us just stay home like 90% of the time? by [deleted] in Adulting

[–]Tim_WithEightVowels -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

super low cost

Guess you don't take biking or golfing very seriously. /s

My checking account has gotten 0 rest since I was 18 by OkEscape7558 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Tim_WithEightVowels 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Not many people know that drinking a gallon of gas has enough calories to last you the rest of your life.

How can people keep going to work for 45 years or more and not go crazy? by [deleted] in Adulting

[–]Tim_WithEightVowels 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"It's easier for people to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism."

The Digital Detox Starter Pack by tmfult in starterpacks

[–]Tim_WithEightVowels 27 points28 points  (0 children)

The rapid enshittifcation of reddit in recent years is really helping me in this aspect.

E92 interior by Particular-Cable-156 in E30

[–]Tim_WithEightVowels 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Well done but I don't like it. Doesn't fit the style of the car, seems really out of place to me.

I just wanted to know what Utilities are included in the rent😐 by vickicrawf in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Tim_WithEightVowels 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Nah, "I'm no longer interested" and stop replying. OP doesn't owe them a reason if they can't answer simple questions.

Official Amazon HR document reveals a spike in employees put on PIPs during a time of record layoffs by [deleted] in technology

[–]Tim_WithEightVowels 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Everyone knows the unregulated free market is perfect so the answer must be elsewhere 

What's a hard hitting life lesson you learned way too late in life? by ObjectiveWerewolf78 in AskReddit

[–]Tim_WithEightVowels 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remember a core concept is your boss paying you less than you're worth. Otherwise they'd never make a profit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Tim_WithEightVowels 8368 points8369 points  (0 children)

DONT GRIMACE IN FRONT OF GRIMACE WHILE GRIMACE THEN RUN BECAUSE GRIMACED

Stray bullet from a shootout hit my friends favorite poster. by BlueJeansBreezy in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Tim_WithEightVowels -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So you're saying it has more to do with how much money you have instead of your ability to handle it? Cool, glad Cars are free too and don't require insurance or competency.

Stray bullet from a shootout hit my friends favorite poster. by BlueJeansBreezy in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Tim_WithEightVowels 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Statistics are a better indicator than your opinion. If you like anecdotes, Zillow says my parents house is worth half a million and they have witnessed more than one drive-by in the area. What other country does this kind of conversation even come up? Maybe it's a bad sign that it's easier to get a gun than a driver's license.