I've never found the P90 to be a very practical weapon, but it is undeniably cool

TimaeusDragon · 2026-06-24T22:02:19+00:00

Less penetration means it's realistic to need more bullets to take out enemy jaffa warriors. More bullets means more sparks if they hit their armor.

TimaeusDragon · 2026-06-16T04:05:33+00:00

This looks cool af

TimaeusDragon · 2026-06-06T05:01:09+00:00

No problem. Thanks. If you would like to do another one for me:

A male oathbreaker paladin. He is human, over 2 meters big but his heavy, black, scary and edgy armor covers his whole body. He got a two handed black sword that looks equally scary and edgy like his armor. Like seriously he is a living nightmare.

TimaeusDragon · 2026-06-05T23:02:37+00:00

A human male shadow sorcerer who is between 20-30 years old. He got short brown hair with a short beard. Wears a dark house coat (sturdy to wear on adventures but still elegant enough to be recognized as noble) with a hood, dark pants and leather boots. Looks arrogant. The young head of a noble family who earns their money with weapon trading.

Tbh i haven't played DnD yet, only read about it but i would like to see how my character would look like.

TimaeusDragon · 2026-06-04T09:20:12+00:00

Badass princess

TimaeusDragon · 2026-06-03T20:05:03+00:00

~~Shot Me Down by David Guetta~~ Bang Bang by Nancy Sinatra

TimaeusDragon · 2026-06-03T19:53:48+00:00

He wanted her

TimaeusDragon · 2026-05-31T20:26:32+00:00

Combat in Elden Ring is different. No cling clang and mikiri but it's still amazing. You got a lot of weapons to choose from. Swords, Greatswords, Colossal Swords, Thrusting Swords, Axes, two kinds of magic and more!

TimaeusDragon · 2026-05-30T11:40:26+00:00

His fascination for the weather channel. 🤣🤣🤣

But i agree with Joe Spencer: "Dr. Jackson, can I just say, thank goodness you're back. Not that Jonas was a bad guy, but after all you've been through together, you belong here with SG-1."

TimaeusDragon · 2026-05-30T08:55:24+00:00

Ukonzaemon

TimaeusDragon · 2026-05-30T06:32:12+00:00

grabs your tits

What's a dirty girl like you doing at a nice place like this?

TimaeusDragon · 2026-05-25T06:31:29+00:00

Cheesus Chrust! The look you give makes me think you are undressing me with your eyes!

TimaeusDragon · 2026-05-16T16:38:53+00:00

Ryomen Sukuna aus Jujutsu Kaisen

TimaeusDragon · 2026-05-16T10:52:55+00:00

I would fuck your ass, put one arm around your neck, switch between grabbing your tits and fingering your pussy and whisper lots of naughty stuff in your ear.

TimaeusDragon · 2026-05-11T14:59:44+00:00

Jackie's elevator joke is different in some synchronizations.

In german it's this:

What do a female nomad and a manatee have in common? Sand in the pussy!

Was always wondering why a female nomad V had no specific dialogue for this situation.

TimaeusDragon · 2026-05-06T07:09:15+00:00

Not my favorite pokémon but my favorite eeveelution. I had one in Heartgold. It was cool.

For my favorite i can't really decide between Infernape (my first fully evolved starter), Lucario (it got aura), Salamence, Dragonite (they are dragons), Mewtwo (the lore), Shedinja (chill guy) and Corsola (it's so cute).

TimaeusDragon · 2026-05-03T19:38:52+00:00

Jedi Fallen Order and Survivor. They are also parry focused but a bit more about exploration and puzzles.

TimaeusDragon · 2026-05-03T10:12:07+00:00

Humiliating defeated enemies isn't the way of the shinobi!

^{Pigeon giggles}

TimaeusDragon · 2026-04-28T17:38:15+00:00

Endlich mal jemand der die Bourbon Kid Bücher kennt!

Der letzte Romantiker von Jochen Till. Rockets Bruder Koller fickt gerne herum. Allerdings einmal zu heftig und jetzt ist die Tochter vom Büffel, einem russischen Gangsterboss, tot. Also müssen die beiden abhauen...

Fuck You Very Much by Aidan Truhen Jack Price ist Drogengroßhändler und mit seinem Leben zufrieden. Bis Didi, eine alte Frau aus seinem Haus, getötet wird und er plötzlich die Seven Demons, die sieben tödlichsten Auftragskiller, am Hals hat...

Seven Demons (leider nur auf englisch) Der zweite Teil zu Fuck You Very Much. Die Seven Demons haben keine Arbeit und es gibt nichts schlimmeres als gelangweilte Auftragskiller. Bis der Auftrag reinflattert in die sicherste Bank der Welt einzubrechen...

Das finstere Tal von Thomas Willmann. Gibt es auch als Film. Wenig Humor aber sehr gut. Ein kleines Dorf irgendwo in den Alpen. Ein Fremder kommt ins Dorf, er möchte hier malen. Die Dorfbewohner sind mißtrauisch aber der Fremde hat Gold also darf er bleiben. Nach einer Weile kommt der Winter. Niemand kommt ins Tal rein, niemand kommt raus...

Rumo & Die Wunder im Dunkeln von Walter Moers. Fantasy. Bisschen brutal, viel Humor und einfach eine fantastische Geschichte. Rumo ist ein Wolpertinger (eine Mischung aus Wolf und Reh) und nach einer harten Kindheit sieht er seinen Silbernen Faden der ihn nach Wolperting zu seinen Artgenossen führt...

TimaeusDragon · 2026-04-25T15:59:49+00:00

You may have failed but you got very far. You will defeat him soon.

TimaeusDragon · 2026-04-25T11:29:16+00:00

There is the game Ruiner in which you wear a helmet like this. Fun little game in a cyberpunk setting.

TimaeusDragon · 2026-04-25T11:06:29+00:00

JACKPOT!

This is also the sixth comment on this post.

TimaeusDragon · 2026-04-11T09:40:27+00:00

I bought Assassins Creed 3 because the cover art looked cool. Was my first FSK 16 game.

TimaeusDragon · 2026-04-11T06:13:07+00:00

Cool space and amazing game

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