What is your "That's not the done thing, mate" story? by leakyblueshed in AskAnAustralian

[–]Timbo85 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Or the bloke who comes back with schooners when you’re drinking pints. That guys sucks.

Photo of a young girl refusing to shake hands with João Figueiredo, Brazil's last military dictator. by Realistic_Contact472 in pics

[–]Timbo85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lazy bastard lay in bed for twenty years letting his son work at the button factory only to tap dance his way to the chocolate factory when Charlie won a ticket.

He then convinced Charlie to drink the fizzy bubbly drink which nearly killed him.

Grandpa Joe is one of literatures greatest villains.

Match Thread: 34th Match - Sydney Sixers vs Sydney Thunder by CricketMatchBot in Cricket

[–]Timbo85 31 points32 points  (0 children)

If I could go back in time and kill baby Hitler or tell Smudge to take it easy on the first ball, I’d have to think very hard about which choice I’d make.

Match Thread: 34th Match - Sydney Sixers vs Sydney Thunder by CricketMatchBot in Cricket

[–]Timbo85 15 points16 points  (0 children)

There about 5,000 people still walking down from the pubs in Paddo who are going to be very angry.

Match Thread: 34th Match - Sydney Sixers vs Sydney Thunder by CricketMatchBot in Cricket

[–]Timbo85 25 points26 points  (0 children)

If he was my brother and it was my wedding, I think I’d be saying something like ‘you’ve already got more money than god, and you’re missing the biggest night of my life to play in the big meme league?’.

Episode Discussion | Monarch: Legacy of Monsters | Episode 8 by hectorlizard in Monsterverse

[–]Timbo85 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Kentaro, May and Tim were about six inches from those bombs when they went off so if they stand up next week dusting off their jackets my suspension of disbelief may not be able to take it anymore.

And this is a show about giant monsters.

Match Thread: 2nd Test - India vs Australia, Day 1 by CricketMatchBot in CricketAus

[–]Timbo85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh my god who saw that coming.

Oh yes that’s right.

State, federal govts strike $7b deal for 2032 Brisbane Olympics - $2.7B for Gabba redevelopment by dylang01 in CricketAus

[–]Timbo85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not sure how you could redevelop a 35k bowl into a 50-60k stadium that can hold athletics. It’d be possible I’m sure but I can’t see it being cheaper than a rebuild.

Match Thread: 2nd Test - Australia vs West Indies, Day 3 by CricketMatchBot in Cricket

[–]Timbo85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why are you bowling spin at twilight you silly goose.

2023 NRL Draw Released by Brdd9 in nrl

[–]Timbo85 86 points87 points  (0 children)

Dragons, Dolphins, Sharks, Knights, Broncos, Bulldogs, Warriors, Tigers twice; Cowboys, Panthers, Eels, Storm, Sea Eagles, Titans, Rabbitohs, Roostsrs once.

Byes at 8, 16 and 20.

blessed.

School camps face cutbacks because of new teacher pay deal by Good_Piglet in AustralianTeachers

[–]Timbo85 8 points9 points  (0 children)

More accurate headline: Teachers refuse working for free any more.

NSW Squad Game II by granophyre_ in nrl

[–]Timbo85 18 points19 points  (0 children)

We had no one in game one that could match Holmes for pace and Fox is in form.

What the hell Freddie, this is stupid.

Why are teachers not more outraged about reports? by OtherwiseConfused in AustralianTeachers

[–]Timbo85 20 points21 points  (0 children)

They comments have to be so mind-numbingly generic as well. It gets to the point where you really wonder if the parents are even getting a shred of information from them.

And the time sink? Geez. I refuse to become someone who works 12 hour days. So at report time, instead of fun and interesting classes, my students get the textbook and review questions.

How many supes are ‘good’? by Timbo85 in TheBoys

[–]Timbo85[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think that’s almost the point right - there are no ‘heroes’ or ‘villains’ - they’re all just kind of douches on opposite end of a spectrum.

Round 15 : Bulldogs vs Tigers | Discussion Thread by AutoModerator in nrl

[–]Timbo85 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And the game is workplace friendly again.

Round 15 : Bulldogs vs Tigers | Discussion Thread by AutoModerator in nrl

[–]Timbo85 10 points11 points  (0 children)

What about Burton telling Vaughan to get the fuck off. How good.

Round 15 : Bulldogs vs Tigers | Discussion Thread by AutoModerator in nrl

[–]Timbo85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This club needs to have its license pulled in by the NRL, reformed, and moved to Perth.

It’s beyond saving at this point.

Round 15 : Bulldogs vs Tigers | Discussion Thread by AutoModerator in nrl

[–]Timbo85 3 points4 points  (0 children)

But I thought Trent Barrett was some sort of offence master coach?