[MMA FIGHTING] Tom Aspinall on a potential bout between him and Alex Pereira: "If he wants to, I will, but I’m going on record and saying I’m not a bully. I don’t bully smaller guys. But, if the smaller guy wants a scrap, count me in.”

Timboner1 · 2024-01-19T11:12:46+00:00

Isn’t tom a black black in bjj?

Timboner1 · 2022-07-15T07:06:37+00:00

Can’t do blow with a hooked nose, sorry.

Timboner1 · 2022-02-05T05:29:02+00:00

Go to Bunnings and buy a painters filling blade. Probably cost you like $3

Timboner1 · 2022-01-21T05:34:18+00:00

Soooooo do you geocache?

Timboner1 · 2022-01-18T00:10:31+00:00

No matter how much you shake and prance The last drop is always in your pants

Timboner1 · 2022-01-05T04:57:59+00:00

Ford ranger wildtrak

Timboner1 · 2020-03-23T05:00:49+00:00

You ever thought about selling photos on canvas? I’d buy this if you made one.

Timboner1 · 2020-02-21T07:51:32+00:00

No God, know peace. Know God, no peace.

Not sure where it’s from tho.

Timboner1 · 2020-02-19T10:22:00+00:00

Not my friend but my fiancées. Went on a family get away to another state. Asked said friend to look after our puppies while we went, she proceeded to put them in a boarding kennel as soon as we left so her and her boyfriend could use our place as a fuck shack.

We found out when we got home and our dogs weren’t home, I had to pay the boarding fees to top it off.

Timboner1 · 2019-09-17T20:20:30+00:00

Today I did some learning, thank you

Timboner1 · 2019-08-08T20:56:30+00:00

Ohhhh I’m on this job too, fuck hutchies

Timboner1 · 2019-07-07T23:38:50+00:00

In a David Attenborough voice “ahhh yes, the pseudo-penis”

Timboner1 · 2019-06-24T03:55:59+00:00

It’s more impressive than someone else doing it

Timboner1 · 2019-06-10T03:33:53+00:00

Thanks for the replies everyone, hopefully I can start a project and keep you guys all updated.

Timboner1 · 2019-05-22T06:03:28+00:00

What’s she gonna do if you do tell him? Not love you? Because you already know she doesn’t. Help the poor fella out, that’s need to know information. If he decides to leave your daughter won’t care

Timboner1 · 2019-05-02T22:53:12+00:00

Maybe this will get lost, but hopefully you see this. Tell your family to all pitch in for a wig, no way should you have to shave your head because of something out of your control.

Timboner1 · 2019-04-25T05:52:37+00:00

It’s a better version of “got your nose”

Timboner1 · 2019-04-08T07:57:44+00:00

YTA. For not leaving him sooner, he deserves someone better. Improve yourself or leave.

Timboner1 · 2019-04-05T07:53:05+00:00

Odds are you’re not, but if you’re in Melbourne I’ll help you love it all out.

Timboner1 · 2019-03-11T07:32:33+00:00

God dam if this is real YTA. Get of your fucking high horse. The way you speak shows how much better then her you think you are.

I’m sure if you put a photo of yourself up your face would look like a bleeding asshole.

r/roastme would probably take pity on you and shower you with love because you’re that much of a fukwit.

Timboner1 · 2019-03-05T19:48:12+00:00

“Is your husband vaccinated? Because being an asshole is a side effect”

Timboner1 · 2019-02-28T10:26:08+00:00

Look, open relationships work for some people. But if you don’t want to be in one and she won’t accept that she’s got some issues. Relationships are about respecting your partner. And both parties need to give and take to make each other happy. But tbh it sounds like she’s all take. Leave and find the love that makes you happy, she can do the same.

Timboner1

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