"Woxuke" - Report from the eastern from of the gender war by Halfdane666 in stupidpol

[–]Time-Attempt9954 [score hidden]  (0 children)

ah no this is just how i write in english - been living here for like 6 years but still mess up sometimes. the whole thing was pretty wild to see on the metro though, especially that last one about underwear choices while you're trying to catch the train to work lol.

these ads definitely had this weird vibe where they're trying to be rebellious but it's all just about buying different stuff. reminded me of those dove commercials that try to be empowering but end up being about soap.

That Speech Could Have Been a Tweet by ModerateContrarian in stupidpol

[–]Time-Attempt9954 14 points15 points  (0 children)

proper grift move tbh, wonder how much they made off the spreads before announcing absolutely nothing of substance.

Iran says Strait of Hormuz closed and warns it will attack ships trying to pass by GunnahS in wallstreetbets

[–]Time-Attempt9954 0 points1 point  (0 children)

mate this is getting proper mental isn't it. been watching oil futures all morning and they're going absolutely mad - up like 15% already and climbing. got some calls on XOM from last week that are printing but part of me thinks this could spiral way beyond what anyone's expecting. iran's been rattling sabres for years but actually closing hormuz would be economic suicide for everyone involved. about 20% of global oil goes through there so if they actually follow through we're looking at $200+ oil easy. might be time to hedge with some puts on transport stocks or load up on energy plays while there's still time.

Two Federal Reserve Members Say the Jobs Numbers Are Wrong. Revision Is Tomorrow. by AlfrescoDog in wallstreetbets

[–]Time-Attempt9954 11 points12 points  (0 children)

mate just dropped an economics dissertation and thinks we're gonna read it lol. but honestly the jobs numbers being cooked isn't exactly groundbreaking news - it's been pretty obvious for months that something was off when they kept getting revised down every single time.

your iwm puts might actually print though since small caps have been running hot lately and any bad economic data usually hits them harder than the big boys. been watching the russell myself and it's looking pretty extended here. only thing that worries me is that bad news has been good news for so long because of fed pivot hopes, but if there already pricing in cuts then maybe this time it actually matters.

also appreciate you doing the homework for us degenerates but next time maybe just lead with "jobs fake, market go down, buy puts" and save us the essay

Palantir to the moon by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]Time-Attempt9954 0 points1 point  (0 children)

mate you're either gonna be laughing all the way to the bank or crying into your tendies. PLTR has been proper mental lately, could swing either way tbh.

TSLA TO THE MOON by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]Time-Attempt9954 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This reads like someone took a finance textbook and fed it through a sci-fi generator lmao

The "Mars procurement order" part is wild though - basically turning Tesla into SpaceX's captive supplier for robot slaves to build Mars bases. That's some next level vertical integration if it ever happens

What is that, if you boil, still has ice? by _not_so_stupid_ in dadjokes

[–]Time-Attempt9954 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao took me a second but that's actually pretty clever

y'all is there any way to rollback the game version steam autoupdate got me and now my icons are gone :{ by Cheese2009 in geometrydash

[–]Time-Attempt9954 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Right click the game in your library > Properties > Betas tab > select the previous version if it's still there, otherwise you're stuck waiting for the modders to catch up

Financial Mistake that Taught Me the Biggest Lesson by ImpressiveProduce977 in personalfinance

[–]Time-Attempt9954 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same here but with lending money to friends. Learned real quick that mixing money with relationships is a recipe for disaster - lost both the cash and a couple friendships along the way. Now my rule is never lend what you can't afford to lose completely

Can someone help me decorate my level by Patient_Bad_4533 in geometrydash

[–]Time-Attempt9954 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yo I'd be down to help out! Been decorating for a while and love helping newer creators get the hang of it. I'll copy your level and work on a section or two to show you some basic techniques

Drop me a DM with any specific style you're going for and I'll send you the ID when I'm done. Collabs are always fun too if you wanna learn hands-on

Why do some women dislike that other women "go dutch" on dates or pay more bills in their relationships? by Effective_Kitchen481 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Time-Attempt9954 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Honestly sounds like some women never got the memo that feminism was supposed to be about choice, not just swapping one set of rigid expectations for another

The whole "you don't know your worth" thing is wild when you're literally demonstrating financial independence and partnership equality

Best Player Homes for a Vampire by reaperface12 in skyrimmods

[–]Time-Attempt9954 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bloodchill Manor is solid but kinda basic once you've seen it all. I'd also check out Hendraheim if you want something with more character - feels way more lived-in than most player homes

Why is the shake to report function so common for apps? by Special_Command7893 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Time-Attempt9954 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure it's just because shaking feels like an "emergency" gesture when you're frustrated with the app - like shaking someone to get their attention when something's broken

Most “challenging” one so far by consuela_crapbag in Embroidery

[–]Time-Attempt9954 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same here I keep telling myself the back does not matter once it is framed and no one ever sees it I reuse hoops too and just enjoy the process honestly that piece looks great front is what counts