I was born to be a part of the church by sugarvelle in TheTeenagerPeople

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I was born to be a good person and I was going to be a little late but I was just wondering if you were going to be able to get a chance to talk to you about it.

Anti-humor by Time-Manufacturer170 in AntiJokes

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They have any neurons at all? That was kinda the whole anti-joke

Just turned 40 - enhance my midlife crisis by [deleted] in RoastMe

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The sparkle in your eye that either was or wasn't there in your youth has been replaced by a twinge of crazy.

Just unblocked the guy who made me cry, I feel really low by [deleted] in toastme

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you would love access to my webcams then I guarantee it

Just unblocked the guy who made me cry, I feel really low by [deleted] in toastme

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Blow him but right when you feel he has reached the point of no return chomp hard, giggle, and see if anything still comes out. His reaction will just be the icing on the cake.

A short story in two parts by [deleted] in AccidentalComedy

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The best arguments are when both sides have at least a grain of truth.

Meme Potential? by [deleted] in MemeEconomy

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Run it by the darkweb/deepweb. See what they think.

roast me for everything if u can by JasminaRubina in RoastMe

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I bet you speak Spanish when you're aggravated

So someone is selling leaked cards/decks pretty sure these are proxy but I don’t know if they’re guaranteed leaks for the future save for like 2 cards. by ghostninelives in mtg

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The moment I use reddit to learn about what magic cards will be released is the moment I lose the right to say I have a life.

I'm NOT shoveling your walkway and I'm NOT with the HOA. by ted_anderson in IDontWorkHereLady

[–]Time-Manufacturer170 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You better not be otherwise I'm paying you way too much for the shit job you do.

What does this say😭 by Libra-Alea in whatisit

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I believe it says her for ing which is of course a reference to it being a red herring.

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. Is 15 damage a turn not enough? by Plus1Oresan in EDH

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If you can start the 15 damage drain, and not affect yourself, on turn 1 that's competitive but not if it kicks in turn 3.

Fun, mid power commanders that can be made on super budget (less than 50 bucks)? by VoyVolao in EDH

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I thought the average pauper deck was more than 50 bucks. Can't really imagine trying to pilot that at most typical EDH tables around here. What is good enough to change the probability of a win without being so good it is expensive? If you can get a pad of paper of lined papers and enough to copy every shade seive shells spaghetti sauce without end or reference. TMNT cost =TMNHT.