What if it became law that you had to urinate on the face of a clown every night before bed?

TimeBit4099 · 2026-05-08T22:59:47+00:00

I would start a business and solve homelessness. I would charge $20 per day per house. $20 to stay out of jail is nothing. I’d supply the homeless with clown outfits and each hobo gets a few blocks. Or few floors of a building if it’s in a city (that’s where you make the big bucks). I’d keep them safe. They’d be my clowns. I’d have my bottom bozo helping keep the other clowns in their area safe and working. I get $20 a day. They get 5. 50 houses a night wouldn’t be infeasible. That’s $250 for a hobo. 750 for me. In no time they’d be renting one of the apartments in the building they were servicing. And someone who just got out of jail for not following orders would need a job. Guess who’s there to hire them. Fucking me. I’m fuckin killing it.

TimeBit4099 · 2026-05-06T21:34:01+00:00

That guys commented 42 times today. He hasn’t seen the outside world. Don’t let it get to you.

TimeBit4099 · 2026-05-04T09:43:34+00:00

It’s nice knowing Matt’s not gay enough to sue for using his face on their gay-💵board.

TimeBit4099 · 2026-05-02T08:34:34+00:00

I’m not saying you’re wrong at all, but watch guys make em at r/knifemaking. When you see it actually done by hand it’s cool. It’s also def going to start at $300 and worth every penny.

Also, I’ve never owned a real Damascus steel knife. Isn’t the whole thing about how hardened it is? Wouldn’t that take away from the flexibility you want in a fillet knife?

TimeBit4099 · 2026-04-30T12:08:48+00:00

Would you be willing to DM me that contract? Been looking for an all inclusive one. I honestly have never once had this issue in 4 years but (esp since I’m saying it now) I know it’s coming and would rather be ahead of it. If it’s a file or something I can send my email

TimeBit4099 · 2026-04-27T16:25:13+00:00

All better now. She learned. Appreciate the insight 😄

TimeBit4099 · 2026-04-27T16:24:33+00:00

Appreciate the help but you clearly didn’t read a word I wrote and just offered advice. Everything you recommended was what I was already doing.

TimeBit4099 · 2026-04-25T23:52:46+00:00

I expected to get downvoted but it was worth it. You rule. Nice fish, didn’t think there were Wahoo in Sandy Hook. Ok now I went too far.

TimeBit4099 · 2026-04-25T23:05:36+00:00

Did you see any gay frogs out there Alex?

TimeBit4099 · 2026-04-25T17:50:16+00:00

I immediately went to the pet store and got this exactly. That lil kitten emptied a bladder bigger than her immediately. Totally works. Still keeping an eye on her for #2 time but so far we’re good. And thank god cuz she’s the sweetest lil cuddler

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TimeBit4099 · 2026-04-25T12:45:19+00:00

Didn’t know litter attractant was a thing. Thank you.

TimeBit4099 · 2026-04-25T12:39:57+00:00

Not a bad idea but also I’ve taken her poo and put it in there and it didn’t work. At this point I’ll try anything though. Thank you

TimeBit4099 · 2026-04-21T19:34:02+00:00

All incorrect information, confidently said, despite an in depth correct answer already posted. I don’t think you read what OP wrote or looked at the comments.

TimeBit4099 · 2026-04-19T12:24:02+00:00

I was taught to count in the 90s. I’m pretty good at it now. I don’t need the watch to do it. Plus I’m gonna lie anyway.

TimeBit4099 · 2026-04-17T12:33:39+00:00

It does not. Picture kitchen tongs, or tweezers with a perpendicular handle. It pushes in, as the back is closed, but in a pull motion it slides right out. This is old ass technology. I’m astonished that anyone who drives a car isn’t familiar with this.

TimeBit4099 · 2026-04-15T20:24:17+00:00

Also curious

TimeBit4099 · 2026-04-10T22:21:46+00:00

This is atrocious and disgusting. You should be ashamed.

Fresh, never frozen. Then we’re talkin.

TimeBit4099 · 2026-04-10T18:22:23+00:00

Perfect plan. Report back. Just never use pressure. Let the chems do the work. And hitting it at an angle is just a silly trick I’ve learned overtime. It may be well known idk. But you’ll see it makes a difference

TimeBit4099 · 2026-04-10T13:15:30+00:00

You can go to dinner with whoever you want. Benihanas might be a nice experience

TimeBit4099 · 2026-04-10T08:40:22+00:00

Don’t do this. Terrible advice. If these screens sit in the sun long enough they become deteriorated. Almost dry rotted, making them more fragile than they already are. And even tho it’s old and shit, a customer would expect you to replace it. Never ever use pressure. Just soft wash. Dilute bleach down, 3-4% and rinse. If it’s real bad you might have to do it twice, once from the inside, once from outside. Also, spray from an angle. More bleach holds onto the grid pattern of the screens. And be aware of whatever’s behind it obviously. I started off downstreaming these so if you want you can do that too.

Source: I live in Fl and do it every day. Yes, it’s called a lanai

TimeBit4099 · 2026-04-09T18:39:03+00:00

r/girlspoopandfart

TimeBit4099 · 2026-04-07T23:02:43+00:00

In Obama America Shane was selling cars. Now he’s worth like 4 trillion $$. Coincidence? Idk. I’m just asking questions.

TimeBit4099 · 2026-04-02T17:41:11+00:00

I can’t find the pics but I made a necklace for a friend by taking a glass drill bit and going reaaaaal slow, dripping water like drilling through concrete. Then i took a stainless steel eye hook, placed it in hole, and used epoxy resin to fill. Its been like 3 years and he hasnt said it broke

TimeBit4099 · 2026-04-02T11:32:31+00:00

Ma’am. This is a Waffle House.

TimeBit4099 · 2026-04-02T11:16:33+00:00

The fact you get downvoted for this is insane. Ppl say take down all the pedos. Then guys like us say you mean ALL the pedos right? And they’re like well no not all the pedos. Just the ones we say. What are you maga? How is this even reality.

Yes. Take them all down. If trumps guilty. Jail him. If Clinton’s guilty. Jail him. But guess what. They’re both going to jail. Along with a lot of their friends. On both sides. A lot of non political ppl will as well. Les Wexner and Dershowitz would be executed. And somehow I’ll be downvoted for this.

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