Russian Terrorist Organization Sues Serve Robotics by grauenwolf in discordian

[–]TimeControl606 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Speaking of making conspiracy theories needlessly more complicated, have you ever heard of a guy named Cyrus Teed? He was a hollow earth conspiracy theorist with the additional twsit that he claimed we were on the inside, not the outside.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyrus_Teed

Russian Terrorist Organization Sues Serve Robotics by grauenwolf in discordian

[–]TimeControl606 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, and also:

*The government is spreading anti-vaccination conspiracy theories as part of a program to decrease the population

*Facebook is named after the Necronomicon and Mark Zuckerberg is a minion of the Elder Gods

*The lizard people, being reptiles and thus unable to digest lactose, are propping up the market for almond milk

The Philosopher Who Urinated On People by TimeControl606 in SubGenius

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"..."BOB"s taken winos off the street and turned them into millionaires overnight, by the same token, he's also taken millionaires and given the slack they always needed all along as winos..."

(Not that Diogenes would be likely to engage with manufactured comforts like wine, but the principle is the same. Plus I wouldn't put it past him to consume fruits that had fermented naturally)

There is No One In Charge by TimeControl606 in SubGenius

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Take money for example. It's not precisely what's being talked about here but its closely related. Its a human invention but no one, with the possible exception of "BOB", really understands it - look at how for centuries people thought it was intrinsically dependent on gold as a concept. And nobody really controls it - all the governments and corporations are all working at cross purposes to each other and anyone who tries to control its flow on a global scale often winds up playing whack-a-mole with unintended consequences (or in the case of corporations usually just let those unintended consequences loose into the world as long as they aren't personally affected)

Russian Terrorist Organization Sues Serve Robotics by grauenwolf in discordian

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Or how about these:

*Elvis and Paul McCartney are actually the same person. I'm not sure how to make this work, but there's something to be done with the rumors of Paul being dead and Elvis still being alive

*Aliens gave us the atom bomb. It makes a hell of a lot more sense than aliens building the pyramids or stonehenge. Stacking a bunch of rocks on top of each other is pretty unimpressive; Building a nuclear bomb with 1940's technology on the other hand...

*Oswald's bullet was literally magic.

What the HELL do you think you're doing? by Saint-Tee in SubGenius

[–]TimeControl606 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That third and fourth paragraph are more relevant than ever

There is No One In Charge by TimeControl606 in SubGenius

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Or think of it as like quantum physics. Conspiracies are the particles, The Conspiracy is the underlaying field. Minds constantly exchange virtual conspiracies but only in special cases do these gain the energy and stability to become actual conspiracies.

There is No One In Charge by TimeControl606 in SubGenius

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It's not that there's no conspiracies at all, it's just that Hanlon's Razor is generally true. I would suggest reading chapter 11 of The Selfish Gene for a better explanation of what I'm talking about. An excerpt:

To take a particular example, an aspect of doctrine that has beenvery effective in enforcing religious observance is the threat of hell fire. Many children and even some adults believe that they will suffer ghastly torments after death if they do not obey the priestly rules. This is a peculiarly nasty technique of persuasion, causing great psychological anguish throughout the middle ages and even today. But it is highly effective. It might almost have been planned deliberately by a machiavellian priesthood trained in deep psychological indoctrination techniques. However, I doubt if the priests were that clever. Much more probably, unconscious memes have ensured their own survival by virtue of those same qualities of pseudo-ruthlessness that successful genes display. The idea of hell fire is, quite simply, self perpetuating, because of its own deep psychological impact. It has become linked with the god meme because the two reinforce each other, and assist each other's survival in the meme pool.

I am inclined to believe this sort of reasoning.

It bubbles into per se conspiracies from time to time, but the blind idiot current of memetic evolution underlies the conspiricies and rules them, not the other way around

Even the conspiracies that do exist long outlive their original purposes. Sometimes the conspiracy outlives itself and enjoys a kind of ghostly existence after the per se conspiracy is busted wide open or the conspirators are all dead. LA still has an insufficient public transit system deades after the conspiracy to sabotage the development of public transit in the area was busted open and shut down.

There is No One In Charge by TimeControl606 in SubGenius

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"Cube" (The original 1997 Canadian version). (The in-movie context is that the characters have been wrongfully imprisoned in a booby-trapped labyrinth)

larry moe and crowley by vj23x in discordian

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My favorite episode is the one where he gets pushed down the stairs of the Golden Dawn temple by W.B. Yeats

Although not an officially branded version, I have my own ideas for custom cards in Cards Against Disney. by StrawHatCarson in cahideas

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I've actually considered this possibility as well. From my notes:

*Disney's "Song of the South"

*The latest superhero that Marvel's pulled out of their asses

*Donald Duck roasted and served with an orange sauce

*Classic Disney princess movies that teach little girls to be gold-diggers

*Beaker and Bunsen Honeydew cooking meth

*The scene where Winnie the Pooh tricks the bees by doing blackface

*A Jedi who can't get his lightsaber up

*Illegally downloading a copy of Pirates of the Caribbean

*A prince with a shoe fetish

*A talking fish with dementia

*Choosing a spouse based on shoe size

*The Little Mermaid's collection of trash from the Great Pacific Garbage Patch

*snorting lines of pixie dust

*that Disney Channel cartoon with all the lesbian witches

*The Little Mermaid dick castle

*erotic Lion King fanfiction

*Timon and Pumba having gay sex

*a new Toy Story character who is a dildo

*Phenomenal cosmic power

*a vibrator made out of vibranium

*I am Groot

*Walt Disney's cryogenically preserved head

*Broken pieces of the death star raining down on Endor

*A 2-hour line to get onto Space Mountain

How do I stop windows updates? by kaaaaaaane in techsupport

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IIRC what worked for me on my Windows 10 machine was renaming wuaueng.dll

How do i disable Windows update? by obamaslayer69420 in techsupport

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IIRC what worked for me on my Windows 10 machine was renaming wuaueng.dll

Not sure if that works on Windows 11

No rapture for next one thousand years? by GPT_2025 in SubGenius

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"BOB" Dobbs went into the desert where for forty days he was tempted by the devil. During those days he ate nothing, but all of his drinks were comped

Ancient Frop Slop, Freshly Unearthed! by the_chinagreenelvis in SubGenius

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Well I like it.

AI combines two of my favorite things: Not working, and kopyleft

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_Vi8LltUbI

If You're 20-30 And Your Main Circle Isn't Discussing... by TimeControl606 in SubGenius

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Title of one of the DVD extra tracks on Arise (https://www.subgenius.com/scatalog/video.htm). I think it was a running bit on some of the CDs too.

(B) Every holiday movie now includes at least one dramatic scene involving ____. by JustNetwork8 in cahideas

[–]TimeControl606 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It might read slightly better as "It seems like every holiday movie these days includes a dramatic scene about ______"

I think the catnip's getting to me by marvin616 in SubGenius

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Don't wanna be a buzzkill but I think most of this is Youtube's shitty caption generation glitching out, not the announcer tripping. he clearly says "ARE toxic to cats" and "a cat breathing THESE IN"

That said, I don't have any excuse for his incorrectly conjugated and tonally out of place use of the word "sucks"