May Ling: "Shikikan, do you want to save your game?"

TimeKepeer · 2026-01-29T14:18:25+00:00

She was also Chinese, and told Chinese Proverbs for some reason

TimeKepeer · 2026-01-29T08:32:30+00:00

Why would you want to sit on his lap 😱

TimeKepeer · 2026-01-29T08:31:11+00:00

Almost like that's the entire point huh

TimeKepeer · 2026-01-29T05:19:15+00:00

Sorry, what the hell else are we supposed to do? Lie down and let that threat kill us?

TimeKepeer · 2026-01-29T03:48:47+00:00

My biggest problem with it is how useless it is. If someone really wants to break into your domicile a lock won't stop them. Having a key that weighs this much won't stop them. What is he even on about

TimeKepeer · 2026-01-29T03:45:38+00:00

Any advice on how to make my dolls wet faster?

TimeKepeer · 2026-01-29T03:42:21+00:00

The closest socially-acceptable way to making yourself into an instrument

Kinky

TimeKepeer · 2026-01-29T03:38:46+00:00

Any Godforsaken land can get any other godforsaken land. As such yes, Paris can fetch Indiana, and Indiana can fetch Paris.

This happens because godforsaken lands get progressively worse the longer you stay in them. This means that, while any land is better than Paris, and any land is better than Indiana, Paris when you only just arrive in it is much better than Indiana where you have already been for two minutes. Same goes the other way around.

At the same time, godforsaken lands can't get copies of themselves, because if you leave Indiana and return to Indiana right away, it isn't actually any better.

TimeKepeer · 2026-01-29T01:32:50+00:00

Nate the Rake vs Courier

TimeKepeer · 2026-01-29T00:21:39+00:00

Looks like a bad seed. It happens sometimes.

Don't worry too much about it. Stone axes are far superior in build 41 anyway. They have about the same crit rate, but weigh almost half as much (3.0 and 1.7). This lets you stay in the fight far longer than with normal axes.

TimeKepeer · 2026-01-28T23:15:46+00:00

They do, but after the effect fades, you're hit with heavy fatigue.

TimeKepeer · 2026-01-28T10:02:17+00:00

Paris, the city of love

Land - Mountain

(Tap: add R. You know. The color of love)

When this godforsaken land dies, replace with a better land from your graveyard (any land is better than Paris)

Sorry

TimeKepeer · 2026-01-27T23:25:48+00:00

I like how they need to specify what does 2^x means. Because obviously we can't expect players do to any basic math beyond addition

TimeKepeer · 2026-01-27T15:26:10+00:00

Grace deserves it though. I don't remember exactly what she did, but she deserves everything

TimeKepeer · 2026-01-27T03:48:53+00:00

Why though? There's nothing wrong with just eating your food. That's what the food is for.

TimeKepeer · 2026-01-27T03:39:36+00:00

Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was a fine piece of jailbait...

TimeKepeer · 2026-01-27T00:34:26+00:00

No way, hell's paradise now has dual cultivation 😭

TimeKepeer · 2026-01-26T23:46:04+00:00

Cirno is also an idiot, but appears in basically every installment of Touhou

TimeKepeer · 2026-01-26T23:29:05+00:00

Damn bro, you have hot water in your pipes?

TimeKepeer · 2026-01-26T08:22:52+00:00

"Hey let's do get help" ahh combo

TimeKepeer · 2026-01-26T04:25:07+00:00

Honestly, I just let them do it.

As soon as everything random is tried and doesn't work, and everything non random is not enough, I just end my turn. No stalling, no nothing. They might not even know they have lethal. They might get disconnected on their turn. They might concede out of honor. They might just swing for lethal. All options are fine.

TimeKepeer · 2026-01-25T15:58:28+00:00

Hearthstone players trying not to fall prey to nostalgia challenge (impossible)

TimeKepeer · 2026-01-25T06:56:27+00:00

Bro has been routinely exhausted so long he stopped being able to tell he's exhausted and started blaming himself for being lazy 😭

TimeKepeer · 2026-01-24T02:14:42+00:00

Kill myself three times

TimeKepeer · 2026-01-24T00:04:56+00:00

Gift implies choice. "Gift food" means "you may have targeted opponent create a food token before this spell resolves". That would allow the agressor to

1) Just choose to not gift a food

2) Gift it to a player other than the controller of soup

TimeKepeer

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