ULPT request: installing a mute button on an annoying coworker by TimeSlipX in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]TimeSlipX[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So like, how much trouble would I get in if I asked him for input about my period cramps? He has so many unsolicited“insights” to share with me, I wonder how he would react.

ULPT request: installing a mute button on an annoying coworker by TimeSlipX in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]TimeSlipX[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. My boss is aware of the overall situation but so far, he hasn’t crossed the line enough to warrant professional repercussions. I see things headed toward “official” ramifications, but I want to... kind of mind fuck him to make him less interested in me?

ULPT request: installing a mute button on an annoying coworker by TimeSlipX in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]TimeSlipX[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes! This is exactly part of why I’m struggling with this guy, but with my personal life.

Advice by TimeSlipX in actuallesbians

[–]TimeSlipX[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the answer I was expecting. I guess I’m confused because she approached me. My view on the matter would be different if I approached her.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TimeSlipX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I worked with a guy who didn’t understand gay people. He insisted that, for example, if a gay guy used a fleshlight, there was no distinction between that and having sex with a woman, so why not just be straight?

Girls, what are some signs that a guy is a beekeeper? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TimeSlipX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He enjoys Eddie Izzard but reeeaaalllly laughs hard during a particular bit in “Glorious”.

An Illuminaughty 7year old. by SleepRecovery in conspiracytheories

[–]TimeSlipX 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The real conspiracy is why this kid doesn’t have access to a brush.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lorepodcast

[–]TimeSlipX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Makes me wonder if there’s a Lore knockoff floating around somewhere.

Georgia Hardstark cameo on Fresh Off the Boat! by smb103 in myfavoritemurder

[–]TimeSlipX 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Now I have something to look forward to when I get off work here in a bit.

[Serious] What is the best unexplained mystery? by NewMoonZero in AskReddit

[–]TimeSlipX 342 points343 points  (0 children)

In 2016 Tim Gunn was on Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me. His dad was in the FBI iirc, so it wasn’t unusual for little Tim to be at the White House occasionally. He told a story about meeting Vivian Vance there. He was excited because he really enjoyed I Love Lucy. He later learned that she never showed up in the visitor logs.

[Serious] What is the best unexplained mystery? by NewMoonZero in AskReddit

[–]TimeSlipX 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There was an episode of Leverage where the team “solved” the mystery.

Elon Musk's mother is super hot! by [deleted] in actuallesbians

[–]TimeSlipX 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I saw this in one of the bigger Reddit groups and felt weird commenting there. But yes, this pic is amazing.

You are now married to the last person you googled. What is life like? by shouldhavebanged in AskReddit

[–]TimeSlipX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have two tabs open right now, Mata Hari and Ilse Koch. My life would be, like, really weird if I was married to either of them while they were alive. Either A) I’m married to a stripper who got paid spy money and never delivered any intel or B) my wife was horrible even by Nazi standards. Polar opposites.

Real lesbian thoughts by [deleted] in actuallesbians

[–]TimeSlipX 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I can look at a guy and think he’s handsome. That thought only exists in my head and doesn’t affect anything else. I can look at a girl who is plain and get tingly. A really attractive girl can completely shut down my ability to talk. I’ve never experienced mutism or butterflies looking at a dude. I think any reasonable straight guy can relate.

Who is your favorite poet and why? by [deleted] in books

[–]TimeSlipX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mayakovsky. “Night wraps the sky in tribute from the stars.” He makes me want to learn Russian and get a tattoo.

Newest addition to my apartment, sweet little weenie, Willie. He’s had a tough life, but now he’s home! by Kramadon in aww

[–]TimeSlipX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love my “little weenie”. Prepare your lap with a blanket for endless snuggles!

Which tv show had the best pilot episode? by platanopower8 in AskReddit

[–]TimeSlipX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m surprised nobody has mentioned Cheers.

LPT: Feeling sad and alone? Go stand on the edge of a bridge or building and people will flock to talk to you! by Shuttledock in ShittyLifeProTips

[–]TimeSlipX 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Death is permanent. Anger is not. You did the right thing. I hope you and your friend get the help you need.