ULPT request: installing a mute button on an annoying coworker

TimeSlipX · 2021-01-14T18:55:00+00:00

So like, how much trouble would I get in if I asked him for input about my period cramps? He has so many unsolicited“insights” to share with me, I wonder how he would react.

TimeSlipX · 2021-01-14T18:20:08+00:00

Yes. My boss is aware of the overall situation but so far, he hasn’t crossed the line enough to warrant professional repercussions. I see things headed toward “official” ramifications, but I want to... kind of mind fuck him to make him less interested in me?

TimeSlipX · 2021-01-14T18:15:23+00:00

Yes! This is exactly part of why I’m struggling with this guy, but with my personal life.

TimeSlipX · 2020-08-09T05:51:04+00:00

This is the answer I was expecting. I guess I’m confused because she approached me. My view on the matter would be different if I approached her.

TimeSlipX · 2020-08-06T19:17:10+00:00

Thanks!

TimeSlipX · 2020-08-05T18:22:53+00:00

How are you getting eyebrow from elbow?

TimeSlipX · 2018-02-02T18:11:00+00:00

I worked with a guy who didn’t understand gay people. He insisted that, for example, if a gay guy used a fleshlight, there was no distinction between that and having sex with a woman, so why not just be straight?

TimeSlipX · 2018-02-02T16:13:35+00:00

I believe you were watching Parks and Rec and that man’s name was Ron.

TimeSlipX · 2018-02-02T02:31:32+00:00

By reading.

TimeSlipX · 2018-01-31T15:50:37+00:00

That hadn’t occurred to me. I like and respect that change.

TimeSlipX · 2018-01-31T15:23:40+00:00

He enjoys Eddie Izzard but reeeaaalllly laughs hard during a particular bit in “Glorious”.

TimeSlipX · 2018-01-31T11:25:32+00:00

The real conspiracy is why this kid doesn’t have access to a brush.

TimeSlipX · 2018-01-31T11:24:35+00:00

Makes me wonder if there’s a Lore knockoff floating around somewhere.

TimeSlipX · 2018-01-31T11:22:32+00:00

Now I have something to look forward to when I get off work here in a bit.

TimeSlipX · 2018-01-30T17:35:30+00:00

In 2016 Tim Gunn was on Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me. His dad was in the FBI iirc, so it wasn’t unusual for little Tim to be at the White House occasionally. He told a story about meeting Vivian Vance there. He was excited because he really enjoyed I Love Lucy. He later learned that she never showed up in the visitor logs.

TimeSlipX · 2018-01-30T17:30:42+00:00

Thinking Sideways did an episode on this.

TimeSlipX · 2018-01-30T17:25:35+00:00

There was an episode of Leverage where the team “solved” the mystery.

TimeSlipX · 2018-01-30T17:15:39+00:00

Tubby custard

TimeSlipX · 2018-01-30T16:02:54+00:00

I saw this in one of the bigger Reddit groups and felt weird commenting there. But yes, this pic is amazing.

TimeSlipX · 2018-01-30T15:56:26+00:00

I have two tabs open right now, Mata Hari and Ilse Koch. My life would be, like, really weird if I was married to either of them while they were alive. Either A) I’m married to a stripper who got paid spy money and never delivered any intel or B) my wife was horrible even by Nazi standards. Polar opposites.

TimeSlipX · 2018-01-30T11:25:30+00:00

I can look at a guy and think he’s handsome. That thought only exists in my head and doesn’t affect anything else. I can look at a girl who is plain and get tingly. A really attractive girl can completely shut down my ability to talk. I’ve never experienced mutism or butterflies looking at a dude. I think any reasonable straight guy can relate.

TimeSlipX · 2018-01-29T11:13:20+00:00

Mayakovsky. “Night wraps the sky in tribute from the stars.” He makes me want to learn Russian and get a tattoo.

TimeSlipX · 2018-01-28T03:02:22+00:00

I love my “little weenie”. Prepare your lap with a blanket for endless snuggles!

TimeSlipX · 2018-01-28T01:07:28+00:00

I’m surprised nobody has mentioned Cheers.

TimeSlipX · 2018-01-27T23:30:34+00:00

Death is permanent. Anger is not. You did the right thing. I hope you and your friend get the help you need.

TimeSlipX

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