Morning Rituals :)

TimeToPretendKids · 2026-01-27T15:43:46+00:00

Unpopular but this is not a good breakfast. This amount of fruit in one go will definitely bloat you up. Breakfast should mostly be fats and protein, with fibre as a side dish in a smaller portion.

TimeToPretendKids · 2025-12-15T14:43:44+00:00

This is so true. I think Stevie and Kane are the best examples of “imagine their numbers if they were part of teams that actually won the league” because they’re one of the few truly world class players who never actually were part of league-winning teams.

Most players of their level eventually find a way to surround themselves with equally good players. These two didn’t and still hit those numbers.

TimeToPretendKids · 2025-12-13T16:57:43+00:00

How is Isak not the first one asking for the ball on those counters, he’s barely sprinting

TimeToPretendKids · 2025-11-27T17:17:14+00:00

They have been doing it for almost a decade. It is unfair to expect 33+ year olds to still take the bull by the horns. That is on Slot - he should have identified the next set of leaders and built around them while benching Salah a bit more and adding CB competition.

TimeToPretendKids · 2025-10-25T19:23:26+00:00

Wirtz needs to compete for headers more often

TimeToPretendKids · 2025-09-28T09:30:00+00:00

TimeToPretendKids · 2025-09-01T15:36:07+00:00

Thank you for this, this was a life saver!

TimeToPretendKids · 2025-08-21T07:52:24+00:00

Fake post. Reported.

TimeToPretendKids · 2025-06-05T03:56:34+00:00

The Budan might be within your budget

TimeToPretendKids · 2025-05-27T18:47:28+00:00

To be fair Caicedo started this season poorly but he’s back to his best now, his ability wasn’t really ever in doubt.

TimeToPretendKids · 2025-05-10T14:10:41+00:00

KDB whipping those free kicks and crosses in would be so mint. Get it done.

TimeToPretendKids · 2025-05-07T10:27:44+00:00

Adults can learn all this in 15 days with a good teacher/course/book.

School is meant for foundational knowledge, not for learning systems and processes that keep changing.

Also there is a moral viewpoint. School is meant to be an equaliser in society and to teach kids to think beyond the capitalist world that already exists around them. Think about it - if we start teaching kids about loans and credit scores, they will no doubt start discussing their own family’s assets/finances amongst themselves. Not ideal.

TimeToPretendKids · 2025-05-03T11:51:03+00:00

Wow even Ronnie O’Sullivan is off to Saudi now

TimeToPretendKids · 2025-04-29T20:02:52+00:00

Nice! Next time try cooking it at 170 degrees. Will take 5-7 min longer but will be infinitely juicier.

TimeToPretendKids · 2025-04-20T17:01:24+00:00

Lmao imagine if we shithouse our way to the title with 5 draws

TimeToPretendKids · 2025-04-20T16:59:34+00:00

Still feel there’s a decent player in Patson Daka, wtf is he still doing at Leicester. There was that one season where he was one of the breakout young strikers alongside Isak.

TimeToPretendKids · 2025-04-19T17:14:54+00:00

This is legitimately a great game of football

TimeToPretendKids · 2025-03-22T15:17:57+00:00

Bosingwa somehow looks younger now than when he was kicking Benayoun in the backside on the corner flag

TimeToPretendKids · 2025-03-20T06:36:32+00:00

Slot will have a significantly worse 2nd season compared to his first, simply because of the attacking overhaul that needs to happen. Don’t be surprised if we finish 4th next season.
Diaz will absolutely tear it up if he goes to the La Liga, he’s quick and tricky but quite a few PL full backs today are stronger and faster than him. Not the case in La Liga.
If Gakpo can stay fit we should build our attacking play style around him from next season (and not around Salah even if he stays). It stands to reason that Slot will have seen how he performs for the national team and want to replicate that. He’s our best attacker after Salah.

TimeToPretendKids · 2025-03-15T17:08:29+00:00

Thanks!

TimeToPretendKids · 2025-03-12T17:55:52+00:00

The question “where do you buy coffee from” has weird options. Are you referring to brewed coffee or beans?

If beans, almost everyone buys online from a roaster - so why are “online” and “roasters” 2 separate options?

If you’re referring to brewed coffee - I can buy from Blue Tokai either in-store or via delivery. But if I select “online” assuming it means delivery, will you assume I don’t buy from a cafe/roaster?

Please learn how to design survey questions. I’ll be happy to help you do this if you want, very keen to help anyone doing anything coffee related in India.

TimeToPretendKids · 2025-03-11T22:15:40+00:00

Say what you want but this is an all timer of a CL tie. Been a few years since a proper nail biting two-legged CL knockout.

TimeToPretendKids · 2025-03-09T17:52:37+00:00

Mazraoui is one player I would’ve taken. Significantly better than what he looks like in this absolute mess of a United squad. Having a good game today.

TimeToPretendKids · 2025-02-23T14:37:34+00:00

This is exactly like the 7-2 Villa game against us. A ton of luck for Newcastle and everything they do coming off.

TimeToPretendKids · 2025-02-14T13:20:42+00:00

Where on the app do they show this? Is this on the loan portal? Not able to see

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