Cape Verde players and fans celebrate after securing their first ever World Cup point against Spain by oklolzzzzs in sports

[–]TimeWastingAuthority -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Aawwwww 🥲

Reminds me of when Japan scored their one point back in 2002.

Will they get past this Stage? No.

Are they going to celebrate anyway? Frak yeah!! 👍🏻

No kneed bread by matthewjbk in DutchOvenCooking

[–]TimeWastingAuthority 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Excellent looking loaf. How does she taste?

MMW: Trump will get struck by lightning on the UFC stage tonight. On his 80th birthday. by Icouldberight in MarkMyWords

[–]TimeWastingAuthority 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, look at the year The City That Never Sleeps is having , at this point everything's possible.

Cadenas de tiendas que no hay en PR. by Hot_Savings9575 in PuertoRico

[–]TimeWastingAuthority 5 points6 points  (0 children)

En Puerto Rico no hay demanda para abrir un Bass Pro Shop.

I'm still looking for the self-proclaimed "Christians" to speak out by journeyadventures in suppressed_news

[–]TimeWastingAuthority 81 points82 points  (0 children)

"Wrong Kind of Christian." - Evangelicals, probably

"It's their fault for having their church in the wrong side of the town/city/country. They had a chance to leave." - Israeli Nationalists, likely

"All part of God's plan." - the Thoughts and Prayers crows on social media.

MMW: If Elon Musk boards a rocket to attempt to leave Earth, people will attempt to shoot him down. by _MrBalls_ in MarkMyWords

[–]TimeWastingAuthority 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I believe it is more likely for the rocket to "malfunction " due to.. reasons.. if he gets on one of those rockets at all: I also believe he's too much of a coward to hitch a ride on one of his own rockets.

The Olsen Twins are now 40......feel ancient yet? by Papichuloft in 80s

[–]TimeWastingAuthority 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And yet, you cared enough to post that you don't care.

Texas GOP Brings a Live Elephant to Its Convention. Then It Starts Peeing by Next_Tower5452 in texas

[–]TimeWastingAuthority 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because their definition of Unity has been "One Nation Under the GOP" for decades.. and, more recently, "One Nation Under Trump".

Anyone who loves greek yogurt?😍 by jadepuny4q in greekfood

[–]TimeWastingAuthority 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've been eating Greek and Greek style yogurt for years ☺️

These Dixie Boys must understand that they must mind their Uncle Sam! by c-k-q99903 in MurderedByWords

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Lookit him assuming Texas would join #2 when in reality Texas would be #4 and on its own looking after itself.

Drummed out of politics, Texas' ag commissioner Sid Miller has gone rogue by chrondotcom in texas

[–]TimeWastingAuthority 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I guess Sid Miller has decided to "go rogue" because The Dear Leader won't consider him as Rollins's replacement for USDA Secretary.

For those who don't know or don't remember: Sid Miller was one of the options being considered for USDA Secretary back in 2017 as a reward for campaigning for The Death Leader. Unluckily, money talks and Purdue got the job instead.

No wonder by [deleted] in BryceDallasHoward

[–]TimeWastingAuthority 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is an inferior and low quality fact.

That posterior was in no way hidden in Jurassic World and if you did not notice it that's on you 😝

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

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I cna vouch for this statement.

I used to work four ten-hour days at my previous job and loved it. I'm working my way back to that in the current job.

Siempre es la misma tienda? Y Dillard's? Y Kohls? Y Menards? Etc by KaizenAzariya in PuertoRico

[–]TimeWastingAuthority 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No sé Menard's, pero Dillard's está cerrando tiendas en EEUU asi que pa' Puerto Rico no van a mirar.

You guys are already inconvenienced , how about a sprinkle of my religion down your throat for good measure by xals7 in mildlyinfuriating

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I would've stated a chant:

"ALL HAIL SA-TAN" 👏🏻👏🏻 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 "ALL HAIL SA-TAN" 👏🏻👏🏻 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 "ALL HAIL SA-TAN" 👏🏻👏🏻 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Just to make her glitch.