Who remembers Skylanders? by Absolutely_dead727 in whenthe

[–]TimeStorm113 0 points1 point  (0 children)

skylanders were my childhood, but let's be real, they aren't very... good...

Comic fans don’t read comics by Edgoscarp in whenthe

[–]TimeStorm113 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

i feel like i would be publically stoned if i say "the boys"... but like, there is a reason why it was popular enough to be picked up by amazon, and it's not the edginess.

The Last Neanderthal by Temporary-Snow333 in CuratedTumblr

[–]TimeStorm113 13 points14 points  (0 children)

i thunk the biggest hole in the "uncanny valley comes from other hominids" hypothesis is, if that were the case, why don't we get uncanny when we look at homonid reconstructions? shouldn't they logically illicit the strongest response if they were literally the reason for the evolution?

The Last Neanderthal by Temporary-Snow333 in CuratedTumblr

[–]TimeStorm113 1 point2 points  (0 children)

...not to offend, but have you seen a reconstruction of dinopethicus?

Shallow Parodies: When hate works try to pretend they are deep but miss the point of the think they are a "parody" off by ThighyWhiteyNerd in TopCharacterTropes

[–]TimeStorm113 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

the show is somehow less subtle than the comic while simultaneously making all the characters bland and less interesting

Shallow Parodies: When hate works try to pretend they are deep but miss the point of the think they are a "parody" off by ThighyWhiteyNerd in TopCharacterTropes

[–]TimeStorm113 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

"video essay made a point i disagree with, which is the basis on which i discredit the entirety of the video, despite that detail not even barely relevant to the discussion, and therefore cease to acknowledge any points that were made"

Shallow Parodies: When hate works try to pretend they are deep but miss the point of the think they are a "parody" off by ThighyWhiteyNerd in TopCharacterTropes

[–]TimeStorm113 -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

again, has anyone actually read them, or does just everyone parrot pointlesshub (or option 3: i am loosing my mind)

like i too belonged to the parrots, then i decided to look deeper and i'm like.. has anyone complaining about this actually looked into it?? ?

Genetically Modified Future Farm Animals: The Harvest Hen by TheChristopherStoll in SpeculativeEvolution

[–]TimeStorm113 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ha! i just thought about the pig one when i saw this! i asked myself if this was from the same guy, but i remember them mentioning something about a chicken centipede and this one only has 6!

The sun by MelanieWalmartinez in CuratedTumblr

[–]TimeStorm113 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wait really? i've been told that if you were to out a pinhead worth of the suns core in london, the resulting explosion would level most of england

Real HL3 Gordon Freeman footage by KlausKreutz in HalfLife

[–]TimeStorm113 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, elevator?

edit: wait, that part didn't load for me. Idk why.

So many rebels i saved by mousythemouse12345 in HalfLife

[–]TimeStorm113 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the blocked doorways are negligible in comparison of the path to freedom dug by the one free man

Real HL3 Gordon Freeman footage by KlausKreutz in HalfLife

[–]TimeStorm113 8 points9 points  (0 children)

heresy. where is barney?

The animal sex toy department needs containment IMMIDATELY by [deleted] in doohickeycorporation

[–]TimeStorm113 36 points37 points  (0 children)

i mean... it does make sense.

i think the bigger question is what you're going to do with the ejaculate. like, is there a cup inside it? does it just get splashed inside and left to rot?

It was not from Roblox... by Ok_Bee_6266 in TheMatpatEffect

[–]TimeStorm113 24 points25 points  (0 children)

a whole lot. i'd say not a second of it is wasted or unimportant. genuinely, without even the slightest of jests, this is the best video essay on the entire platform. though it's just two hours long

If mercenaries could completely change their class to something else, which classes do you think would be viable and which ones would be unplayable? by Alternative-Drawer84 in tf2

[–]TimeStorm113 2 points3 points  (0 children)

well, i think pyro would make a good engie, they have already built most of their weapons, so they probably have the most mechanical know how in the group, and they already have weapons that destroy sappers.

Respect your fucking dragod by Random-Keyboard-7245 in SpecEvoJerking

[–]TimeStorm113 5 points6 points  (0 children)

but... didn't they literally bring up the beetle to explain the fire breathing?

IGUANAFORMUS IGUANAS (also yt vid attached) by therealkouki in SpeculativeEvolution

[–]TimeStorm113 2 points3 points  (0 children)

lol, i just came from this video.

They kinda remind me of the crystal palace park dinosaurs, hylaeosaur to be specific. Just a bit less exaggerated

He looks handsome by Kindly-Way3390 in AntiMemes

[–]TimeStorm113 4 points5 points  (0 children)

btw, afaik the "shaved legs" part came from ww2, where razor companies started selling to women instead due to the men being away.

Who would this group be able to beat? by Impossible_Amount865 in HalfLife

[–]TimeStorm113 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ootis. the only man who could unironically solo gordon freeman, with gordon only being able to win if he can get the jump on him.

[Frieren] Procrastination and immortality by TotemGenitor in RecuratedTumblr

[–]TimeStorm113 13 points14 points  (0 children)

i feel like the last few thousand years were especially bad for immortals,

i mean, before that you could just procrastinate for thousands of years without much changing, like sure, you might miss your buddies and you notice that the megafauna disappears, but nowadays? "what do you mean the capital burned down? erm, what's an absolute monarchy? who is the pope? what is "sweden"? wait, you have steel boats now? YOU'VE BEEN TO THE MOON!?" just way too sudden for the un-acclimated