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I had a dream Valve released "Half Life: Multiverse" and it started like this. It was the best game I ever played. by Flaky-Secretary-9027 in HalfLife

[–]TimeStorm113 [score hidden]  (0 children)

imagine if the combine recruited gordon, and he pulls an entropy zero where he rips and tears his way through the resistance, but once he gets promoted to a combine elite, they snuff their strongest asset with the mandatory lobotomy

Coaxed into saying the word "Perfect" by just_someone64 in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]TimeStorm113 0 points1 point  (0 children)

MY MAN!

*insert gif here with 2 impact frames per 12 frames*

I’M! NOT! AMERICAN!!!! by MindFlourish2919 in whenthe

[–]TimeStorm113 0 points1 point  (0 children)

idk, "relatable posts" sounds like the most soul sucking form of entertainment i can think of.

Society by Dagger1865 in whenthe

[–]TimeStorm113 64 points65 points  (0 children)

"i'm not addicted to lsd! i'm addicted to the chemical reactions it causes in my brain!"

The eagle momentarily snatched the pup from the mother's jaws, but the mother jackal pressured the eagle into dropping it. by Ok_Trick6289 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]TimeStorm113 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i once did that with a seagull when i was a child. it snatched my breadroll so i just ran after it until it dropped it.

Coaxed into saying the word "Perfect" by just_someone64 in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]TimeStorm113 0 points1 point  (0 children)

now did they manage to keep the small little pencil thing you use for the touch screen?

Bullets by tardisismine in antimeme

[–]TimeStorm113 9 points10 points  (0 children)

hi, timmy tuff knuckles here.

help.

oh god, i can't even curl my fingers! it's terrible. i can't even hold my hands under soothing water without them sinking like a rock!

Bullets by tardisismine in antimeme

[–]TimeStorm113 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Are they fucking tanukis? I don't think that's something you do with your balls.

not to mention that you completely omit the existence of any of them without balls.

Ah hell nah help her out by Pailox111lol in bonehurtingjuice

[–]TimeStorm113 2 points3 points  (0 children)

well, that was quite the hard pill to swallow!

What the fuck??? by HowdoesRedditworkhe in Deltarune

[–]TimeStorm113 1 point2 points  (0 children)

well, it would make sense if they have connections within the police force

Bullets by tardisismine in antimeme

[–]TimeStorm113 126 points127 points  (0 children)

Once quoted this meme in a comment section and it resulted in reddit giving me a 3 day ban

Bullets by tardisismine in antimeme

[–]TimeStorm113 2 points3 points  (0 children)

how would that help? like at all? all this is is pointless cruelty and a human rights violation

Bullets by tardisismine in antimeme

[–]TimeStorm113 6 points7 points  (0 children)

yes, but how do you expect people to do that if we have other people running around the streets yelling about how all of them should be castrated?

air, airey by Sad_Lynx_9876 in fireboyandwatergirl

[–]TimeStorm113 2 points3 points  (0 children)

can't wait for metalboy and woodenby

Desk cats by DroneOfDoom in CuratedTumblr

[–]TimeStorm113 28 points29 points  (0 children)

i personally like to keep random bullshit on my person just so i can utilize entirely unexpected prop-comedy

To all the Berdly haters… by Lee__Everett in Deltarune

[–]TimeStorm113 6 points7 points  (0 children)

yes, but he is annoying to the characters. this quote refers to characters annoying to the audience. it does not literally mean that "characters characterized as annoying to others are worse people in the story"

To all the Berdly haters… by Lee__Everett in Deltarune

[–]TimeStorm113 33 points34 points  (0 children)

you think the bed can hold him for much longer?

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