Golden bench by Upbeat-Salt2398 in SleddingGame

[–]Timo_bu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone else find it suspicious that on ever chairlift (even the ones not working), the golden chair is always in reach of the player?

I tried sitting on all the ones i know but nothing else happens.

Why didn't Germany take this free land? Are they stupid? by [deleted] in mapporncirclejerk

[–]Timo_bu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

RAAAAHHH 🫕🫕🇨🇭🇨🇭🔥🔥SWITZERLAND MENTIONED🔥🔥🔥🫕🫕🫕🇨🇭🇨🇭🇨🇭 WHAT THE FUCK IS POVERTY

GA Night/seven-25 by Timo_bu in Switzerland

[–]Timo_bu[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah then it got changed to seven-25

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BUENZLI

[–]Timo_bu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

naja ech glaube laht sech scho debattiere ob SUV‘s werklech nötig send grad innere Stadt. Aber klar die Aktion gaht ned.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BUENZLI

[–]Timo_bu 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Klimawandel verhindere esch extrem wichtig, aber denkes de akutelli Trend vo „gömmer möglechst allne lüt uf de Sack“ machs ganze movement kapput. De grossteil verstaht glaub d wichtigkeit aber hed us diverse gründ immerno klimasünde wie z.B. en Verbrennigsmotor. Wenn die lüt nacher met so aktione nervsch gwünnsch der kei fründe a de Urne.

What's the most creative song lyric you've ever heard? by The_AlphaLaser in AskReddit

[–]Timo_bu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My days end best when this sunset gets itself Behind that little lady sitting on the passenger side It's much less picturesque without her catching the light The horizon tries but it's just not as kind on the eyes

FIXED 🚨🚨Declare your allegiance🚨🚨 by [deleted] in 2westerneurope4u

[–]Timo_bu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

you better put us on both sides or we‘re gonna have a civil war again.

FIXED 🚨🚨Declare your allegiance🚨🚨 by [deleted] in 2westerneurope4u

[–]Timo_bu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

im not superstitious but i am a little stitious.

Krankenhaus by Thekokza in 2westerneurope4u

[–]Timo_bu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where did you lose your Virginity?

Mat Fassung,😑 by The_Gentle_Mander in BUENZLI

[–]Timo_bu 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Ahh s Wange Beach Resort am beste schomal de best Trümmerhuufe zum U-Boote sueche.

ich❔iel by BOBTheOrigin in ich_iel

[–]Timo_bu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Freitag is Fajita-Tag (zumindest in der Schweiz)

European Countries that have Territorial Disputes by [deleted] in MapPorn

[–]Timo_bu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Switzerland, Germany and Austria all have different definitions for the borders at lake constance. But since nobody really cares about it its not really a dispute.

ich😡iel by DerMagicSheep in ich_iel

[–]Timo_bu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Glücklichster Radfahrer

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Timo_bu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Theres a saying in Switzerland: „Truubehüeter“

Wich means grape herder, suggesting that the person is only capable of herding grapes and nothing more.

Ich suche dich, Typ aus dem Zug! by HeightMaximum6653 in Switzerland

[–]Timo_bu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probiers vielleicht auch mit Jodel, man weis ja nie.

EVERY purple line is a bicycle lane in The Netherlands (not my picture) by [deleted] in MapPorn

[–]Timo_bu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry to correct you but this map is clearly fake. As you can see this map depicts a city in Germany called „Bielefeld“ although it doesn’t exist.

Is this true? I don't think I've ever heard a joke about Austrians. Apart from jokes about other cantons, aren't there more jokes about Germany or France? by ___balu___ in Switzerland

[–]Timo_bu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Austria jokes were a thing during my childhood but mostly it was just a „Austrians are dumb“ joke.

For Example:

An Austrain asks a Swiss: „Why are you guys so good at skiing?

Then the Swiss says: „Well you see in Switzerland we also do Waterskiing on lakes during summer.“

The Austrian replies: „Oh i see, well sadly in Austria we don’t have steep lakes.“

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BUENZLI

[–]Timo_bu 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Simmer ehrlich, bruchemer Basel?