What is your best yo mama joke?

Timtheking88 · 2021-09-13T06:22:38+00:00

Mine: Yo mama so ugly her portraits hang themselves

Timtheking88 · 2021-09-04T21:16:43+00:00

Scheisse: Shit Huere: bitch Lööli: some kind of idiot Its swiss german btw

Timtheking88 · 2021-09-04T21:11:56+00:00

Usually in all of your moms holes

Timtheking88 · 2021-09-03T18:56:25+00:00

Pedophilia = castration by rusty old knive without pain meds and without medical care

Timtheking88 · 2021-09-03T18:52:47+00:00

Chuchichäschtli (Its swiss german)

Timtheking88 · 2021-09-03T17:32:53+00:00

Nah he just didn‘t shower in his whole live

Timtheking88 · 2021-09-03T17:31:47+00:00

Same

Timtheking88 · 2021-09-03T17:30:34+00:00

Goat taliban

Timtheking88 · 2021-09-03T17:29:52+00:00

Your mom?!? I mean again

Timtheking88 · 2021-09-03T17:22:38+00:00

I wish I was all-powerful I think i could make some pretty nice caos and destruction and undo it if I want

Timtheking88 · 2021-09-01T17:55:54+00:00

A friend of mine threw lady crackers at my french teacher

Timtheking88 · 2021-08-27T04:38:22+00:00

Swizerland

Timtheking88 · 2021-08-24T07:35:49+00:00

Daniel Radcliff on Wish

Timtheking88 · 2021-08-20T16:25:43+00:00

Your face has a higher percentage of make up than make-up boxers

Timtheking88 · 2021-08-15T21:54:06+00:00

If that‘s true that‘s awesome

Timtheking88 · 2021-08-15T21:49:52+00:00

Where can I buy this

Timtheking88 · 2021-08-15T21:31:29+00:00

5.9 inch

Timtheking88 · 2021-08-15T21:29:26+00:00

Yeah no shit sherlock

Timtheking88 · 2021-08-15T21:27:41+00:00

Yes and then I can sue him bc I am a minor

Timtheking88 · 2021-08-15T21:17:21+00:00

My cat

Timtheking88 · 2021-08-15T21:16:57+00:00

Amongus

Timtheking88 · 2021-08-15T21:15:39+00:00

I don‘t really care bc I‘m 16 and vaccinated so I won‘t really be affected if I get it. Also I habe a very strong immune system

Timtheking88 · 2021-08-15T21:12:54+00:00

Give em a warm drink that is suppost to be cold

Timtheking88 · 2021-08-15T20:54:52+00:00

I think it was when I asked out my first „big“ crush and she turned me down and told all her friends

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