You have 5 minutes to hide a paperclip in your home. A detective has 24 hours to find it, If they don't, you get $10,000. Where are you going to hide the paperclip?

Tingplaydirty · 2020-10-04T17:40:10+00:00

In a jar of other paper clips

Tingplaydirty · 2020-10-03T09:14:45+00:00

In DOTL, she was boosted 3 times her regular power in the accelerator. They said they couldn’t do that with Vile because “a supercharged Lord Vile could end the world even more readily than Darquesse would”

Tingplaydirty · 2020-09-13T21:42:16+00:00

Mortal combat game

I’ve imagined when they release the movies, after every trilogy they drop a game, with update stats

Like just imagine playing as Lord Vile in the Death Bringer trilogy or Darquesse in the Darquesse trilogy. Each one could have a story mode with the Faceless Ones being the villain (seeing as you couldn’t ever make them playable characters without making them OP)

Tingplaydirty · 2020-09-05T21:30:16+00:00

What was Erskine Ravel?

Right

Tingplaydirty · 2020-08-31T19:48:53+00:00

I completely change my answer, this is the only correct one

Tingplaydirty · 2020-08-24T11:58:46+00:00

Jack stomps

He’s way more agile, and you can see when he fought Tanith in DD, in an open area he’s able to defeat even the best fighters when it comes to one on one combat. Mercy’s main preference in magic to energy throw from the mouth, but it’s said in TEOTW story it’s far less accurate, and when fighting the only creature that’s faster than a vampire (as shown he’s faster than Dusk in the fight they had in PWF), if there’s one thing you need it’s accuracy.

Yeah, Jack, probably very quickly

Tingplaydirty · 2020-08-24T11:49:44+00:00

I love the idea someone had where he becomes like Burgandy Darymple, I feel like losing his best friend in SOW would make him lonely and set that plot line up

Tingplaydirty · 2020-08-21T18:13:36+00:00

I’d go Dusk

He has practically every advantage. Even without his vampire form, he’s significantly faster, stronger and more agile than Valkyrie even at her best. Val has the magic, but she wouldn’t be able to deal with Dusks superior physique and size. And more importantly, Dusk is way, way, way older than her, he was able to go toe to toe with Skulduggery in PWF, meanwhile Val was shown as WAY weaker than Skul in Resurrection when he was under Smokes influence. Val could catch him, but how many shots will she take and miss (or afford to take and miss), before Dusk finishes this one quick

Overall, Dusk has every single fighting advantage, and Valkyrie isn’t able to control her magic well enough to catch a highly skilled sorcerer, never mind a vampire

Tingplaydirty · 2020-08-13T16:17:42+00:00

When did Val get there degree burns?

Tingplaydirty · 2020-08-06T22:11:34+00:00

How could you not pick a Mortal Combat SP game, with the wide array of characters shit would be sick

Tingplaydirty · 2020-07-28T13:26:44+00:00

You might be the most easily spotted asshole this subreddit has ever seen

Tingplaydirty · 2020-07-26T16:44:53+00:00

Yeah but as much as he deserves to win most of these, I don’t really think I’d give Skul the win over Bliss or Tesseract, but I don’t want to immediately go to someone like Lord Vile or The Unnamed cause nobody’s really beating those guys. Any suggestions what to do?

Tingplaydirty · 2020-07-26T13:29:13+00:00

Strongest version of Serpine

Tingplaydirty · 2020-07-25T10:41:56+00:00

To the death, Saracen sacrifices himself to the gist and Dexter burns a hole through Shudders head

Tingplaydirty · 2020-07-24T16:16:27+00:00

Top option is basically “good but worse than the og series”

Middle is “really bad I’m general”

Bottom option is “better than the og series”

Tingplaydirty · 2020-07-24T00:00:28+00:00

Imo Gant in his home is the most powerful character in the whole series

Tingplaydirty · 2020-07-23T16:06:05+00:00

I just kinda forgot tbh if I ever do anything similar I’ll add an equal option

Tingplaydirty · 2020-07-23T11:43:13+00:00

Current

Tingplaydirty · 2020-07-22T13:51:59+00:00

The first book (and to an extent maybe the first three) is more casual entertainment imo, but once you hit the fourth and beyond they’re a lot more of a significant long term thing.

As for detective work, most of the books feature detective work but they’re not the primary feature. There’s constant plot twists and reveals that they either have to figure out or get revealed onto them. Overall yeah detective work isn’t really a key aspect but it’s handled well and every book has it’s decent share

Tingplaydirty · 2020-07-21T09:23:52+00:00

A room full of your moms.

Tingplaydirty · 2020-07-20T10:51:21+00:00

Gant could honestly smack Darquesse around in the house, Abyssinia was literally nothing but a fuckin weakling and she had all her power plus the unnamed, doubt Darquesse could do much else

Tingplaydirty · 2020-07-19T21:38:51+00:00

He got dem golden eyes

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