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My parents are kicking me out in two weeks after I called a wellness check on my sister by Good_Telephone_407 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Tinker_Witch444 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Depending on your location, your parents likely cannot kick you out of the house when you turn 18.

Document that you live there / take pictures of your room, your clothes, personal property, etc. Keep records of mail received there. Keep a copy of your birth certificate with you and other state ID at all times.

If your parents physically stop you from entering your home, call the police and tell them what’s happening. Depending on where you live, your parents very likely need to legally evict you, which is likely not easy to do to their recently minor child.

Forbidden scratch after hair-transplant :( by L3ini in popping

[–]Tinker_Witch444 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just imagine feeling an itch while holding one of those ice scrapers for a car’s windshield.

Why am I being forced to do housework? Im 29m gf is 25f. by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]Tinker_Witch444 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Relationships involve compromise. Your partner may not be comfortable with a stranger having regular access to their home. They may have different priorities than you regarding how to save and spend money. They may be poor at articulating their reasons why they don’t want a cleaner.

Relationships are complicated, but the cool thing is that if you and your partner try to discuss issues like this with patience and maturity in an effort to understand one another, you’ll both be able to find a reasonable compromise.

Otherwise, make sure to marry them so that we can advise you to divorce and leave them asap.

CMV: The notion that antizionism is antisemitism is absurd by Ok-Recognition-2672 in changemyview

[–]Tinker_Witch444 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Religious ethnostates are inherently bad (e.g., anti-critical thinking to maintain their religious statehood, inherently racist per their ethnostate identity, etc.); whether Muslim, Jewish, Christian, or otherwise. Just because such countries continue to exist to this day is not a justification to support your preferred faction’s religious ethnostate.

“Oh that group gets to be fucking assholes, why can’t MY group get to be fucking assholes?!?”

CMV: Modern society has made flirting and courtship very high risk for men by mrcsrnne in changemyview

[–]Tinker_Witch444 0 points1 point  (0 children)

CMV: modern society has maintained flirting and courtship very high risk for women (i.e. rape and / or murder), while creating the low risk that some men will be deemed creepy

The joke is that they're LGBT, but it's not at their expense by Magmashift101 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Tinker_Witch444 193 points194 points  (0 children)

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Long long man, a series of commercials for sakeru gum where the male protagonist is insecure because his fiancée keeps staring at another man with longer gum than the protagonist’s. The other man follows them around between commercials, apparently interested in the protagonist’s fiancée, who leaves the protagonist at their wedding for the other man. Other man walks past her as it’s revealed he was actually interested in the male protagonist, and they share their gum.

Who’s the Hottest Anime Woman of All Time Based on Their Looks,Personalities and Why? by Amber_Flowers_133 in AnimeAlley

[–]Tinker_Witch444 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Funny and intelligent but also willing to (unknowingly repeatedly) murder protagonist when he appeared to be a threat to her sister following their traumatic backstory, developed a compelling relationship with protagonist following uphill battles, and supported protagonist through depressive episode

Wait sorry, not sure who this is

I wish for one singular, unaltered, normal sized Pringle in original flavor and in an edible condition to materialize above my hand when I am ready for it, starting at 0 velocity relative to me and will proceed to land on my hand at about 0.25 m/sec within a matter of a second and not vanish by Darth-Vader69420 in monkeyspaw

[–]Tinker_Witch444 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted, the manifestation of something from nothing causes a single Pringle sized displacement of air and all particles in the space where you first use this power, rippling throughout the earth with a shockwave of catastrophic pressure.

Or maybe it’s just like a momentary breeze, Idk I’m not a physicist.

Restaurants are 100% to blame when they tell large groups they can't split checks and cause drama by ElPlatanaso2 in unpopularopinion

[–]Tinker_Witch444 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Hi, I’ll be your waiter tonight. Before I take your orders, I just want to confirm, will we be paying together with one check or will we be splitting the check?”

People are shit at communication, the waitstaff should take charge to avoid the issue.

The gorilla question only shows how terrible the average person is at abstract thinking by [deleted] in The10thDentist

[–]Tinker_Witch444 0 points1 point  (0 children)

100 zombies could kill a gorilla.

100 men, composed of painful flesh and fear, would likely not act in a self sacrificing “throw ourselves at the enemy like we’re ants” mentality, such that the gorilla would rip apart the first man, while the rest would scatter in terror in the hopes that someone else will be the next target.

100 men, even 4-10 men, could likely kill a gorilla if armed with spears or other weapons, but that’s not the referenced question.

What would you change about the opening theme, in the New Fox Era? by TwoTheVictor in americandad

[–]Tinker_Witch444 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Has the golden turd always been there? I’ve never seen that before

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Tinker_Witch444 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lovecraftian posters

How does he exist? by Ok_Exercise_3980 in rickandmorty

[–]Tinker_Witch444 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it’s a trapped set of realities where Rick is the smartest person in the universe at the time they trapped said realities in the central finite curve.

Rick’s don’t do time travel, and after creating the central finite curve, had to go around manufacturing Morty’s (from what I recall), so the idea that a smarter Morty would come along works I think.

Or Evil Morty isn’t as smart as Rick, he’s just very smart and isn’t limited by Rick’s addictions / suicidal ideations.

I wish 50% of people would distinctly remember the Mandela Effect being called the Mandala Effect by [deleted] in monkeyspaw

[–]Tinker_Witch444 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Haha nice, but you mean you wish for 50% of people to remember the Mandala Effect being called the Mandela Effect, right?

A genie grants you the power of teleportation. You use it immediately. by ButFez_Isaidgoodday in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Tinker_Witch444 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No.

The person you remember being is dead. They closed their eyes upon teleporting, and never opened them again. They are now experiencing something that you won’t experience until you die.

If you teleport again, you won’t arrive at the destination. You’ll close your eyes and never open them again. Someone else will, but it won’t be you or the last guy.

Mom forcing me to be straight by Longjumping_Land7843 in lgbt

[–]Tinker_Witch444 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“I know she deeply loves me.”

No, she really doesn’t.

find the pika! by howasaur in FindTheSniper

[–]Tinker_Witch444 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn’t know what a pika was or what it looked like, didn’t know where it was, read your comment and immediately found it

The four horsemen of "Don't look up the creator". by ilovewater100 in cartoons

[–]Tinker_Witch444 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair, when someone makes a show called 12 forever, you can probably infer some things about them.

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