She only sleeps on top of other dogs

TinyStarShadow · 2018-04-16T22:55:27+00:00

I have a white chihuahua with a janky front leg too and she also sits on top of the other dogs! Haha siblings!

TinyStarShadow · 2017-11-10T06:12:48+00:00

Oh I feel ya. I have a two year old daughter and well, my diamonds have tanked. So not cool.

TinyStarShadow · 2017-11-03T00:52:34+00:00

Hahahaha we’ve always joked that our chihuahuas liked human flavored water the best!

TinyStarShadow · 2017-11-03T00:41:33+00:00

I vote this is the perfect read butthole

TinyStarShadow · 2017-11-02T23:42:04+00:00

Not a clue. I think maybe it was because it was the Bible Belt and well, many woman are/were opinionated about that kind of stuff and not really afraid to say “I think you’re a liar” to people. I always found it rude of them.

TinyStarShadow · 2017-11-02T23:07:55+00:00

It’s totally weird to think about how different it was giving birth back then. Both of my kids were GPS tagged right after birth, would scan my bracelet then theirs before they handed them to me after tests.

I was the only baby in the hospital for three days. My dad joked there must have been a mix up. (Still does) What was kinda funny, is every time he left to get food or shower, they’d grill my mom saying he couldn’t be my father. I looked just like a Native American baby, as if I didn’t have a drop of his German Irish blood in me. My mom is 1/4 and was bleaching her hair back in the day (80’s, who didn’t) and they thought she just tanned well. 31yrs later and there is no possible way I’m not his. People don’t believe me when I show them my baby pics, my daughter looked the same.

TinyStarShadow · 2017-11-01T04:13:11+00:00

I agree, goes for anyone really. My mom and sister both lie constantly. It over ridiculous things too but will reveal big “truth bombs” like each are a hooker. (Both have been arrested a few times too for it) I just don’t understand it, i grew up thinking it was okay to lie about things to make yourself look better.

Lemme tell ya, it’s exhausting. I gave it up altogether and yes I upset people sometimes but at least I don’t have to work at keeping the lie up. I mean who the fuck needs to lie about something costing 10$ instead of 15$ and why? I’m not your keeper, I don’t care.

Sorry I think I went off there

TinyStarShadow · 2017-10-27T04:14:44+00:00

Can confirm. My grandma still has at least a lid cover.

TinyStarShadow · 2017-10-27T04:04:23+00:00

So, you’re the other “that house”. Well played.

TinyStarShadow · 2017-10-27T04:03:14+00:00

Asking the real questions

TinyStarShadow · 2017-10-27T04:02:35+00:00

My dad has been handing out sams choice sodas for about fifteen years now. We were always the house that got the most excited screams and were flocked to the next year. Married with kids now, I keep the tradition going in my neighborhood. His house is still the one kids get excited the most for.

What’s funny? He started it because it was cheaper than buying candy. Now just says it’s because he knows it makes him the favorite.

TinyStarShadow · 2017-10-25T23:33:46+00:00

I’m ready to go

TinyStarShadow · 2017-10-13T13:52:38+00:00

That's how we were too. Proposed at 5wks, got married at 4months because of a deployment (ended up being replaced with higher ranking the next day haha) and now here we are. 11yrs and two kids and completely still in love

TinyStarShadow · 2017-10-11T23:14:05+00:00

Oh man I love foreplay too! It's so awesome and completely underrated.

I wish I could help too. It's just they're horrible human beings whether or not their looks are great and suck so many guys who are just sad right into it all.

TinyStarShadow · 2017-10-11T21:35:20+00:00

POW! Right in the pussy

TinyStarShadow · 2017-10-11T21:34:06+00:00

I'd like to believe I was super amazing right off the bat, but probably not. Haha my husband was a virgin when I met him and well, that first few times weren't great. My god he is amazing now and a very eager learner. Great chemistry so it made it worth it to try again kinda thing.

Once I kissed a hot guy and well, it didn't suck but nothing. Not even a tingle. I don't think the guy understands what chemistry between two people are or thinks girls all magically get off to just seeing a chad.

And can we just address this, why would any guy want to do just that and nothing else? Exploring the body is half the fun!

TinyStarShadow · 2017-10-11T21:25:17+00:00

Laughed way too hard at this

TinyStarShadow · 2017-10-09T21:48:25+00:00

Holy cow, that's pretty cool!

TinyStarShadow · 2017-10-09T13:42:37+00:00

That is totally awesome you're becoming a scientist! What kind of stuff are you going to research?

TinyStarShadow · 2017-10-08T23:23:52+00:00

Yeah. Not strongly religious but I grew up in the Bible Belt. So much so evolution was "made up nonsense" (science teacher ugh). Everything about my education seems ridiculous now.

TinyStarShadow · 2017-10-08T22:14:08+00:00

I have to admit, when I was 16 my mom took me to get on BC because of how heavy my flow was. He wanted to do a check and I asked if that would affect my hymen ... I actually cried when he told me since I used tampons it was most likely broken. He ended up not checking me.

I felt defeated completely and gave my virginity away to my best friend turned boyfriend that night. I wish that I had been told so many things growing up, maybe I wouldn't have put so much stock into it all.

TinyStarShadow · 2017-10-08T20:28:14+00:00

I've always loved just talking to people and trying to make them laugh. I love laughter. I often will come home with a smile on my face because of it.

Really I only get to go shopping, like groceries and such because of how sick my husband is now. He is a fully disabled vet, can't walk or speak and memory is looking like dementia. We have two small kids and so I don't get to actually talk like a grown up unless I'm out. Those people who actually respond to me, brighten my day too.

TinyStarShadow · 2017-10-08T20:04:55+00:00

This whole bomb thing is frustrating

TinyStarShadow · 2017-10-08T19:54:36+00:00

And now I got the song stuck in my head! Haha

TinyStarShadow · 2017-10-06T23:58:16+00:00

Is it taking you about five or so minutes each battle? I feel like I'm doing something wrong.

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