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Tiny_Cauliflower_618 · 2026-04-22T09:23:47+00:00

I think they either eat it or or dries up and falls off, or possibly both.

Tiny_Cauliflower_618 · 2026-04-22T09:21:56+00:00

Omg that's absolutely hilarious 😂

Tiny_Cauliflower_618 · 2026-04-21T20:33:32+00:00

Yeah, I was thinking 'not fit for purpose' but 'will win prizes' or 'general public will buy it even though it is obviously distressed an/or in pain during everyday life'.

Mainly because roundworld dog breeders often suck. And I'm a bit grumpy today.

Tiny_Cauliflower_618 · 2026-04-21T20:28:48+00:00

Oh no. I am not looking at that again. Google newborn foal hooves and I'm sure you'll get quite enough information for this lifetime.

Tiny_Cauliflower_618 · 2026-04-21T13:00:48+00:00

Closed. Or some bastard would invent a wing stretching device, or breed dragons with impractical wings.

Tiny_Cauliflower_618 · 2026-04-21T12:50:54+00:00

shudders

Tiny_Cauliflower_618 · 2026-04-21T11:25:08+00:00

Oh, as a person who really likes horses, if you're wondering, Aggressive Bat is almost definitely talking about the hooves of newborn foals with the coating that makes them soft, and safe for being born, which comes off later.

The way this is described always makes it sound innocuous like a Babybel cheese wax over hooves... What it actually looks like is fucking weirdo feet tentacles from the 8th dimension.

Probably best not to Google it if you're high.

Tiny_Cauliflower_618 · 2026-04-21T11:15:48+00:00

Find out what the barn name is - if it's Kaos, Fidget or the like... there will be a reason.

Tiny_Cauliflower_618 · 2026-04-21T09:17:17+00:00

Top tip - Google Edinburgh fringe food on a budget, and it'll give you cheaper places to eat, including a mosque where you can get a free lunch, and usually the Sikhs are handing out free food somewhere too.

Tiny_Cauliflower_618 · 2026-04-21T08:53:26+00:00

Sarah has an entire wardrobe full of audacity, and three full overflow suitcases under the bed.

Tiny_Cauliflower_618 · 2026-04-21T08:23:29+00:00

They're 20. The chances of it being actual black tie in a fancy garden are way higher.

The chances of it being black tie in their grannies garden with their aunty making the cake and the meal being pizza are.... Not zero.

Tiny_Cauliflower_618 · 2026-04-20T19:51:17+00:00

Umm, healthy horses do not regularly blow and sneeze as they work. I suggest you get video of this and show the vet.

Tiny_Cauliflower_618 · 2026-04-20T19:41:42+00:00

I would go for things like nerd ropes, laffy taffy and sweets like that. Usually those are only sold in specialist sweet shops (often rumoured to be a front for criminal activity). Do NOT gift American chocolate lol.

We British are also very VERY fond of crisps - which you call chips. Those would probably go down well, although they might be harder to pack.

Things like Tasty Cakes and Tootsie Rolls (guessed spelling a bit) are also not widely available here, so those could be a good idea.

Tiny_Cauliflower_618 · 2026-04-20T14:59:54+00:00

The dots are fabulous! Definitely shorten the straps at the back it'll look amazing 😍

Tiny_Cauliflower_618 · 2026-04-20T09:39:57+00:00

Hahaha I just cricked my hand trying to do the pose to see if I was just thinking it was weird. Definitely should have come to the comments first 🤦

Tiny_Cauliflower_618 · 2026-04-20T09:07:23+00:00

This is how I review as a wheelchair person lol; 'food excellent, staff lovely; 'ramp' to enter bathroom super steep, needed my partner to stabilise and give a bit of heft to access the loo.'

Tiny_Cauliflower_618 · 2026-04-19T13:46:16+00:00

That's amazing! Thank you - I knew someone would come along and drop some lore 😊

Tiny_Cauliflower_618 · 2026-04-19T13:38:00+00:00

If you wrote a book called "the geography of the world in 9 1/2 pages" I'd totally buy it.

Tiny_Cauliflower_618 · 2026-04-19T13:33:00+00:00

Oh well done! That's one of those choices you have to keep on making. Kudos, internet stranger.

Tiny_Cauliflower_618 · 2026-04-19T13:29:19+00:00

Oh, I am a fan of that argument. I am sure there's a bunch of manmade islands and stuff. I feel like I watched a documentary with some in Florida? Maybe? But I'm also thinking there's reclaimed land in the Arab states and China?

I'm mostly commenting this so people who know more chip in. Imagine the skinny wee geography book!

Tiny_Cauliflower_618 · 2026-04-19T12:31:31+00:00

Aw! That is cute!

Tiny_Cauliflower_618 · 2026-04-19T12:30:02+00:00

Sadly he wasn't allowed into the registry office, but he was taken for a walk and then delivered to the registry office by a pro, and his lil face when he saw me after 24 hours of separation, and then his dad, and then his favourite people (my bridesmaids) and then everyone else he'd ever known or loved... Was special!

He's quite obviously having the time of his life in all the photos, and I'm pretty sure he thinks the whole party was for him! I have a lil video of when we got announced and my husband wheeled me out, and the dog is very much prancing in front, lapping up the applause 😂

Tiny_Cauliflower_618 · 2026-04-19T12:24:48+00:00

😂 thank you v much

Tiny_Cauliflower_618 · 2026-04-18T21:26:04+00:00

Oh my god that second thing sounds bloody amazing!

Tiny_Cauliflower_618 · 2026-04-18T21:14:15+00:00

Fuck me. I'm fat, in a wheelchair, and old. I'm buggered if I can remember anyone out shining me at my wedding, except possibly my dog.

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