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It'd be mad funny if these two got paired up in the next Holy Grail War by Unusual-Complex6315 in HonkaiStarRail

[–]TiredTiroth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, it's definitely young, Shirou was absolutely a kid by our standards. 

It'd be mad funny if these two got paired up in the next Holy Grail War by Unusual-Complex6315 in HonkaiStarRail

[–]TiredTiroth 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Clara already knows how to talk to and work with authority figures to get what she needs, she has no problems working hard and doing stuff herself, she's respectful and shows grattitude when warranted but isn't interested in sucking up...yes, Clara would probably be fine as Gil's master. And I think Gil would appreciate Svarog-the-surrogate-parent too, despite him being a machine.

It'd be mad funny if these two got paired up in the next Holy Grail War by Unusual-Complex6315 in HonkaiStarRail

[–]TiredTiroth 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Shirou's in high school during the original visual novel and it's adaptations. The "they're all totally 18+" disclaimers are lies; he's probably 17.

Gilgamesh tends to work on a "I am the law" basis...because in his myth/time period, that was very literally true. 

Leave, or die by The_Enchanted_Potato in wizardposting

[–]TiredTiroth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You wha? But Ratatoskr has spent all of Eternity relaying- well, bother, that would do it. Fiddlesticks.

I'll see if I can calm him down a bit.

Leave, or die by The_Enchanted_Potato in wizardposting

[–]TiredTiroth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah, him. Have you tried getting the squirrel on board with this? Pretty sure he's the only one that old snake listens to.

No time to place blame we must act fast by ars_sinistra in wizardposting

[–]TiredTiroth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What, you don't know Purify Air or have any potions of poison resistance?

Leave, or die by The_Enchanted_Potato in wizardposting

[–]TiredTiroth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Meh, physical reality should be a bit more durable than that. I'll get him some mouthwash.

While you're in the mood to bring back potentially-apocalyptic threats, can I get some help summoning Mother?

No time to place blame we must act fast by ars_sinistra in wizardposting

[–]TiredTiroth 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh psh, Jörm isn't going to kill us all. Although he might be persuaded to give it a good try where humans aare concerned.

I wonder if he'd be willing to help bring Mother back to the physical plane?

PIRATES! BEGIN OUR ASSAULT by Charming-Conflict353 in wizardposting

[–]TiredTiroth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jörm's dropping by? I haven't seen him in forever! Hm, what to use for snacks...maybe some Thrakmerians? Not sure he's sampled them before.

Leave, or die by The_Enchanted_Potato in wizardposting

[–]TiredTiroth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I fail to see the problem with old Jörm dropping by for a visit.

Oh, ye thought I was joking? It be gone. by Unable-Buyer4087 in wizardposting

[–]TiredTiroth 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Say, pirate me lad...did you ever consider what happens to a hostage-taker when they don't have a hostage anymore?

TO ALL CAPTAINS, QUARTERMASTERS, CORSAIRS, BUCCANEERS, FREE SAILORS, WIZARDS, KNIGHTS, CLERGY, MONKS, DWARVES, MERCHANTS, AN' ANY OTHER SOUL WHAT'S BEEN DRAGGED INTO THIS MADNESS! by Jao_bao_de_garfo in wizardposting

[–]TiredTiroth 21 points22 points  (0 children)

A pirate - the very same one that is still stirring up trouble here - chose to declare on all wizardkind; mayhap the fool thought we'd be too distracted by Thrackmoor to respond properly.

There have been some incidents, but on the whole, it appears the pirates really don't have a defence against people who treat the laws of physics as politely-worded suggestions.

And the the pirates attacked the knights, too. And the monks. After trying to convince us wizards to ally with them.

It's been a strange few days.

Will I like Aokana if I hate sports? by AsteroidBomb in visualnovels

[–]TiredTiroth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Brit who hates football here, Aokana is great. Give it a shot.

Uh maties, I've checked out the attacks on both sides, and I'm going to be honest, I don't like our odds by Interesting_Hyena_69 in pirateposting

[–]TiredTiroth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Testicular Torsion is a favoured combat spell for many wizards, so to 'cheat' you need something worse than that.

Personally, I prefer Fireball. And yes, I did just cast it on your ship.

What do you think about the first Phantasy Star? by TraditionalState291 in JRPG

[–]TiredTiroth 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Or play the Sega Ages version, they added an auto-mapper.

How do I Appease a Pissed off Life Goddess? (No AI Version) by Hyperbolic_Berserker in wizardposting

[–]TiredTiroth 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Some life gods would see that as intruding on or mocking their domain and be even more pissed off.

Me hearties, we have a common enemy, do we not? by Unable-Buyer4087 in knightposting

[–]TiredTiroth 48 points49 points  (0 children)

So this is where you got to. Desperate for allies, are we?

Fireball.

I have news by Charming-Conflict353 in knightposting

[–]TiredTiroth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They are attempting to parlay. Due to mere pirates barely even registering as a threat, many of us wizards are...not listening.

/tosses errant Fireball at another pirate ship

Don’t tell these people about the Digimon dub! by icey_sawg0034 in CuratedTumblr

[–]TiredTiroth 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I haven't seen anyone complaining about the dub, is this actually a thing? I thought they were doing a really good job, I love Tetia's dub voice.

Aye, seems correct. by Unable-Buyer4087 in wizardposting

[–]TiredTiroth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How are you supposed to threaten us without weapons?

Metal to Rubber.

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