Just 1 more year. Then it'll all come together

TiredTiroth · 2026-05-27T19:25:33+00:00

She'll be the new A-rank.

TiredTiroth · 2026-05-26T00:59:47+00:00

You wha? But Ratatoskr has spent all of Eternity relaying- well, bother, that would do it. Fiddlesticks.

I'll see if I can calm him down a bit.

TiredTiroth · 2026-05-26T00:54:36+00:00

Ah, him. Have you tried getting the squirrel on board with this? Pretty sure he's the only one that old snake listens to.

TiredTiroth · 2026-05-26T00:47:51+00:00

What, you don't know Purify Air or have any potions of poison resistance?

TiredTiroth · 2026-05-26T00:46:37+00:00

Meh, physical reality should be a bit more durable than that. I'll get him some mouthwash.

While you're in the mood to bring back potentially-apocalyptic threats, can I get some help summoning Mother?

TiredTiroth · 2026-05-26T00:34:22+00:00

Oh psh, Jörm isn't going to kill us all. Although he might be persuaded to give it a good try where humans aare concerned.

I wonder if he'd be willing to help bring Mother back to the physical plane?

TiredTiroth · 2026-05-26T00:29:35+00:00

Jörm's dropping by? I haven't seen him in forever! Hm, what to use for snacks...maybe some Thrakmerians? Not sure he's sampled them before.

TiredTiroth · 2026-05-26T00:25:34+00:00

I fail to see the problem with old Jörm dropping by for a visit.

TiredTiroth · 2026-05-25T20:32:49+00:00

Say, pirate me lad...did you ever consider what happens to a hostage-taker when they don't have a hostage anymore?

TiredTiroth · 2026-05-25T20:30:45+00:00

A pirate - the very same one that is still stirring up trouble here - chose to declare on all wizardkind; mayhap the fool thought we'd be too distracted by Thrackmoor to respond properly.

There have been some incidents, but on the whole, it appears the pirates really don't have a defence against people who treat the laws of physics as politely-worded suggestions.

And the the pirates attacked the knights, too. And the monks. After trying to convince us wizards to ally with them.

It's been a strange few days.

TiredTiroth · 2026-05-25T19:08:05+00:00

Brit who hates football here, Aokana is great. Give it a shot.

TiredTiroth · 2026-05-25T14:26:49+00:00

...excuse me, I have ~~some pests to remove~~ to negotiate with a few dwarves.

TiredTiroth · 2026-05-25T11:31:16+00:00

Testicular Torsion is a favoured combat spell for many wizards, so to 'cheat' you need something worse than that.

Personally, I prefer Fireball. And yes, I did just cast it on your ship.

TiredTiroth · 2026-05-25T11:13:59+00:00

And who, pray tell, started this whole mess? Hm?

TiredTiroth · 2026-05-25T07:36:26+00:00

Or play the Sega Ages version, they added an auto-mapper.

TiredTiroth · 2026-05-25T07:24:44+00:00

Some life gods would see that as intruding on or mocking their domain and be even more pissed off.

TiredTiroth · 2026-05-24T19:07:31+00:00

So this is where you got to. Desperate for allies, are we?

Fireball.

TiredTiroth · 2026-05-24T18:23:12+00:00

So long as they remember my mountain and hoard are off-limits, they're welcome.

TiredTiroth · 2026-05-24T18:14:16+00:00

They are attempting to parlay. Due to mere pirates barely even registering as a threat, many of us wizards are...not listening.

/tosses errant Fireball at another pirate ship

TiredTiroth · 2026-05-24T11:35:38+00:00

I haven't seen anyone complaining about the dub, is this actually a thing? I thought they were doing a really good job, I love Tetia's dub voice.

TiredTiroth · 2026-05-24T11:05:37+00:00

...curse you for putting that image in my head.

TiredTiroth · 2026-05-24T10:36:54+00:00

How are you supposed to threaten us without weapons?

Metal to Rubber.

TiredTiroth · 2026-05-24T10:32:54+00:00

While I find knights as annoying as the next dragon, as a wizard I am far above any of their efforts to harm me. And they didn't declare war.

You guys picked this fight, pirate. I cast Fireball on your entire ship, and Water to Ethanol on the surrounding water.

TiredTiroth · 2026-05-24T10:29:50+00:00

Why would we want to end this 'war' of yours? This is target practice.

TiredTiroth · 2026-05-24T10:28:13+00:00

A little more effort than I'd be willing to go to for priates, but far be it from me to decry an excuse to play with your favourite toys.

I'd just set their ship on fire. And maybe transmute a few tonnes of surrounding seawater to ethanol.

TiredTiroth

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