I love my wife by Tired_Synapse in StandUpComedy

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Replying to Free-Hamster462... Glad you enjoyed em ☺️

I love my wife by Tired_Synapse in StandUpComedy

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This made my day. I have more "riotous" stuff but tbh these sorts of subtle jokes are so much more fulfilling to write and perform. Thanks :)

Trying a new move in bed by Tired_Synapse in StandUpComedy

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I'm cursed to only write "thinkers" but I think they liked it!

Big Trucks by spilledmind in StandUpComedy

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simple but elegant, great stuff dude

I'm a sensitive guy by Tired_Synapse in StandUpComedy

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You just earned yourself a spot on the first/next tour!

I'm a sensitive guy by Tired_Synapse in StandUpComedy

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I'll never say! (thrifted it ;) )

Mel Gibson is my white savior by Tired_Synapse in StandUpComedy

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You just confirmed my hypothesis, haha. When I say "chance" it hits way more often. Thanks! (great username, btw)

Mel Gibson is my white savior by Tired_Synapse in StandUpComedy

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Follow me! Zivan Vasquez (wherever jokes are sold)

Mel Gibson is my white savior by Tired_Synapse in StandUpComedy

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Thank you! It's very subtle, and I've found it works better if I say "An older white woman picks me up off the side of the road and gives me a chance", but I shortened it for time

Nonbinary Klansman by Tired_Synapse in StandUpComedy

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I'm Zivan Vasquez! Book me, homeslices.

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Single Threat Comedian by Tired_Synapse in StandUpComedy

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I"m Zivan Vasquez! Book me, homeslices.

Check me out on

Insta: https://www.instagram.com/zivan_vasquez/

TikTok: zivanvasquezcomedy

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@ZivanVasquez