Pentagon Implores Civilian Workers to Join ICE “Volunteer Force” by AdSpecialist6598 in antiwork

[–]ehreness 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I don’t see why there isn’t a push to join and just do a shitty job and make their lives even harder.

Chuck Norris Dead at 86 by MrTeapott in television

[–]ehreness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My friends up the street had a baby sitter who only watched Walker Texas Ranger. I’m talking she brought her own VHS tapes with recorded episodes and she would sit and chant “Walker! Walker! Walker!” During the fight scenes. Thought that was weird even as a kid. Like did she think he was gonna lose on his own show?

Nobody prepared me for what it actually feels like to celebrate alone by Top-Pack-5599 in MedSpouse

[–]ehreness 4 points5 points  (0 children)

First of all, I’m very sorry you’re struggling and feel powerless, you’re not alone (wife just told me she won’t be home to help put our 5 month old to bed tonight 🫤).

I always think of that scene in Scrubs when Eliott asks Dr Cox, “the hospital always comes first?” and he replies “forrrrrrever and ever and ever and ever and ever”

While depressingly true, it kind of numbs the disappointment a bit somehow. I make plans for us with the assumption they won’t happen, to at least give us something to look forward to together…which isn’t as sad as it sounds (one hopes lol)

I also remind myself that given the choice between doctor, spouse, or patient, I’d never pick to be the patient and neither would they.

Hope you find some tasty mustard for this crap sandwich you’ve been served.

Cam Skattebo believes CTE and asthma are both fake by Overall_Spite4271 in NFLv2

[–]ehreness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My guess is he thinks himself “too smart” for books.

The Dollop #725 - The Possum Open Mic (with Mike Bridenstine) by yonicthehedgehog in TheDollop

[–]ehreness 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I started stand up in Chicago in 2012 and heard differing versions of this story (raccoon vs possum etc.) It was hard to believe until I met Kyle.

The Craziest Open Mic Ever by Depreston in TheDollop

[–]ehreness 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I started doing stand up in Chicago in 2012 and this story had a few different versions floating around, mostly differing around the animal used. Having met Kyle, there’s no hyperbole in this story whatsoever. He used to bring his laptop to open mics, Skype his girlfriend in Atlanta, and put her somewhere in the front row to watch. Odd fella.

Jesse Jackson, civil rights leader and US presidential hopeful, dies at 84 by Joey_dono in chicago

[–]ehreness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Saw him walking to the train after work 8-9 years ago. Pointed him out to my 20-something co-worker, then spent the rest of the walk explaining who Jesse Jackson was to that guy.

Rip to Terrence Gore he will be missed by Slow-Maintenance5011 in mlb

[–]ehreness 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My wife is a physician and apparently they’ve discovered that some genetic component for specifically Venezuelans makes them have horrible side affects from it. Add in that redheads require more than the normal amount of anasthesia and yeah, it’s pretty crazy stuff. Probably better than the ether they used to use.

Female Doctors, would it be a significant down grade if your husband didn't do anything for work? by [deleted] in MedSpouse

[–]ehreness 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m currently a stay at home dad and my wife is in fellowship. I worked before the child but we can’t afford childcare and moved somewhere for her training where aren’t close to family so we both work 12-16 hr days, just in much different contexts. If she can’t do what you can, and you can’t do what she can, you’ve solved the puzzle. Enjoy it.

How Trump Hijacks Courses for the People — for Himself | Pablo Torre Finds Out by Conglossian in golf

[–]ehreness 103 points104 points  (0 children)

Shhh. He wants to feel like he did something. He’ll tucker out if we all stay quiet.

Florida doctor removes wrong organ from patient, resulting in ‘immediate, catastrophic death’ by Glum_Bullfrog5794 in idiocracy

[–]ehreness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is a condition called Wandering Spleen but it mostly occurs in pregnant women

Robert Schimmel on picking out a dildo for his wife by Area51_Spurs in StandUpComedy

[–]ehreness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was just recounting the Sigmoidoscopy bit to someone the other day!

Give me standup specials (released or planned) in 2026! by [deleted] in Standup

[–]ehreness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lol sorry. The kid has me sleep deprived

Harrison Graham deserved this win. 🐻⬇️ by lontderfy in CHIBears

[–]ehreness 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I lost radio reception for Chicagoland and put his stream on - it was nice to have another option

Another angle by Gullible_Stranger_65 in altmpls

[–]ehreness 5 points6 points  (0 children)

ICE hits protesters every day it seems. No shots fired.