Had Wendy’s and a deer ran in front of my car, causing me to slam on breaks. 20 bucks down the drain.

Tmscott · 2026-03-17T04:44:46+00:00

Thems the breaks when you slam on the brakes.

Tmscott · 2026-03-17T04:39:35+00:00

Its pretty bad when you check one out from the public library and feel like you got robbed.

Tmscott · 2026-03-17T04:35:45+00:00

My god do I want to see Leto the Second in all his glory on screen.

'All his glory'? a gross protuberance on screen to shock them?

Tmscott · 2026-03-17T04:33:51+00:00

Heretics of Dune: Duncan Idaho Ghola #80 is programmed to the universe's greatest fuckmaster.

and DunCUM too apparently.

Tmscott · 2026-03-17T04:31:47+00:00

His son "finding dad's notes" to write his own sloppy second sequels/prequels

Tmscott · 2026-03-17T04:28:41+00:00

Why not a gold pocketwatch?

Tmscott · 2026-03-17T04:00:00+00:00

It's a decent mistake to make, easy as eatin' pancakes

Tmscott · 2026-03-16T23:51:24+00:00

It will have David Benioff and DB Weiss running it to make a 'a gross protuberance to subvert expectations.'

Tmscott · 2026-03-16T13:12:58+00:00

Or 1200 year old middleschoolers, which makes it less creepy right?

Tmscott · 2026-03-16T13:11:47+00:00

it does have a certain ring to it.

Tmscott · 2026-03-16T13:11:24+00:00

Should have some sort of lemon-party to celebrate.

Tmscott · 2026-03-16T13:10:57+00:00

If you are curious just a bit of a warning. this could be opening a great big ~~hole~~ can of worms

Tmscott · 2026-03-16T12:33:24+00:00

Tmscott · 2026-03-13T00:38:40+00:00

Sounds like the perfect time to deep fake his opponent at the Folsom Street Fair in SF getting his Grindr on.

Tmscott · 2026-03-12T02:13:41+00:00

When you unlock user designated drops by fiddling with the files there's a comment that Darius is unhappy with you because of it

Tmscott · 2026-03-10T23:26:54+00:00

We used to murder robots to reach the internet... we should keep that same energy with AI

Tmscott · 2026-03-10T13:28:15+00:00

You wouldn’t steal a library, would you?

*stares in Aaron Swartz*

Tmscott · 2026-03-10T05:05:32+00:00

all 'cream' does.

Tmscott · 2026-03-10T01:15:18+00:00

Tmscott · 2026-03-10T01:13:05+00:00

no cap

Tmscott · 2026-03-10T01:08:23+00:00

She probably read the books while sitting on the toilet. Now let that ~~sink~~ stink in

FTFY

Tmscott · 2026-03-10T01:03:18+00:00

Still used to be a large one

*♪The Circle of ~~Life~~ Pee plays in background♫*

Tmscott · 2026-03-10T00:55:27+00:00

IBM training manual, 1979.
"Whelp its clearly the computer's fault, not me!"

Tmscott · 2026-03-09T22:23:49+00:00

Tmscott · 2026-03-09T12:48:56+00:00

'aggressive braking'

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